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Beremx:
how do you know the cassava tuber depicts a woman?

mtscheew!

d dude said those who shamelessly xpose emself.............r u one ov dem...
...y u actin up

because i wanted to bleep my gf wen my parents are out

Young superstar Davido aka Omo Baba Olowo just signed Orezi to HKN. Negotiations have been going on for few weeks now and the deal was signed this afternoon at Davido’s house in Lekki, Lagos. Davido tweeted “Bout to close this deal with my new artist!!! Congrats its a gehn gehn sumtin!” While Orezi later tweeted “About to make a big career decision!! Change is the only constant thing in lyf.. Lord see me tru” A source close to Orezi tells us that the act had to release his “What Is The Need” video to finish is deal with former label Culbreed. Davido was one of the Guest artiste at Orezi’s birthday party, the party which also had Praiz, B-Red and other act all coming out for the birthday but the strange closeness between them was something the crowd at the party noted. Source: porscheclassy.com......#jay

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through out d skul catering stuff... hw many tymz did u Bleep her

Crativjosh:
6 am?? I sure say una mouth bn dey smell as una dey talk...

lwkmd...... lol see whr ur mind go

Maamin:
@Op, you see Reason why your condom drawer should never go empty..you missed her kitty-kat jor!

lol......badt guy luv d advice

hhhm.....sorry for disturbing u guy..i just hv a lil prob wif my Facebook ......av gat dz photo album i created a lng tym ago.....so i noticed anything i upload a new pic in it.. d pic i just uploaded ends up as d last last photo.....while d old pic stays in d front.....hw do i correct dz..... tnkz for ya tym

Allansmith:
back in Secondary School,I wasn.t doing well in my academics..Mum was flogging me and i ran out pants only and raced back in when i saw my neighbour i had a crush on.....

llllwwwkkmmddd.......really shading tears

Ograke:
I think you should rather discourage your friend from acting on the evil he's planning. That'll be better.

But what are you doing with a serial rapist? Birds of a feather flock together, you know. Ditch that criminal of a friend.

already tried talkin to him but hix stubborn....... we skul in different universities.....we dont see dat much anymore..... his just sumone i grew up wit ....i dnt agree wif d birds ov same feather talk considering we just talk on fone now

jashar:
Interesting

You have a serial rapist as a friend

What does that make you?

Report that your so called friend to the Police. The next person could just be your family member.

Nonsense.

Your friend drugs and rapes girls and see how casual you sound

Moral epiphany

hhhm.....hiz gat hiz lyf to live..........y d Bleep wld i report him if his in trouble its his problem nt mine.........

dulux07:
How else can e convince her then, cos according to d op, shes crazy abt dis guy alredi.
Other options, if shes not convince d op can tel her to go wit a friend, or avoid takin anytin at d guys place, but al r stil under risk. D best is jst for him to tel d truth..

dats wat i had in mind but as i tried txtin her it tuk her forever to reply a simple #hi#.

hugogerrard:
my goodness!!! Upon the fact she treats u lyk trash yet u still "think" of her via "feelings"!!! Sorry man... Ur frnd in question... Let him do the real deal here.... That girl is total trash and let go of her once nd for all... Besides... There re lotta fishes in d sea... Far better than that trash in question.

.dats wat m finkin.....she hardly replies my txt even if i try telling her she wnt even gv me dat chance

adedayourt:
d stage wer d gal is now is d stage notin can stop her frm seeing d guy. op can rather tel d truth to d gals broda since dey are frend. d broda can den stop her sis by al necessary means

i can try dhat buts it'll just mk dem enemies cux we all club together

adedayourt:
i use zoom
subscription is #150 fr 10gig

woaw for real

adedayourt:
Tellin her d real plan ll cus d gal to 8 him wit passion but letting her kno its nt advicable to visit ls fairly ok.


now picture dis
i tel u am interested in u nd u decline den i discourage u from visitin som1 u like, tellin u dat uwur b raped.
u nt gonna consider it ak advice but a plot to discouage u frm u hrt desire

m paying for your next subscription.............. u spoke wisely

adedayourt:
KIP TAILING ME BROV
besides I LOVE YOU TOO

lol......Gay alert

adedayourt:
I LOVE YOU

i just no knw wetin i wan tell u

hey guys dont know if this the right place to post this but lets just see......i have this female friend we've been close for a while,i made known my intention towards her but she keeps friend zoning me to i just gave up on her but i do vist her regularly cuz m close wif her brothers aswell.......it all started wen i decided to visit her with a friend ov mine( he's an halfcast really handsome ) so i noticed lik she was tripping for him buh i just never took it serious. the first day we visited i noticed d way she acted,spoke twas different......she started calling my num steady(tot she leta accepted me cuz i luked fly dat day)buh shes always lik wen m i guna visit her again with that my friend i suspected something but she denied tripping for him....buh i started visiting with that my friend leta we stopped visiting cuz we've been busy.... so she's asked me for his num buh i refused to give it to her she became angry i hardly replys my text,tuk her 6days to reply the "hi" i sent so i stopped bothering myself about her leta on i told my guy about hows shex been disturbing me for his num........ leta i gave him her num instead he called her once inviting her to club with him,she was like her mum this n that he cut the call according to him since then shex been giving him endless calls dat she calls him 3-4tyms aday asking him whr he lives dats she'll luv to visit...... my friend on the other hand has got bad intentions towards her...his planning to drug n bleep her(his done this before to other gurls n got away)now my probz is dat she's planing to visit him on Wednesday nxt week n shes heading for danger.early dis week i decided to chat wit her considering its been a month we chatted but d way she replied tuk 30 mins just to reply me "kul" so i just got annoyed.......... so now do you guys think i should let her know ov my friend evil intentions or should i just let her learn a lesson ........

holyvirgin:
Yeah time to proof to them that you are a real man...
No need going into a relationship if you can't afford spending real money on your woman and her friends...

lloll.....u talk lik a broke ass gurl no offence
......broke pipo always need pipo to feed em.....classy rich gurls feed emself.......u feel

Stars of the African and international music industry came out in force tonight in KwaZulu- Natal, South Africa for the fifth uplifting edition of the MTV Africa Music Awards KwaZulu-Natal . Saluting and championing African music, youth culture and achievement, MAMA 2015 brought the continent together for a massive celebration contemporary music and creativity, including electrifying performances, collaborations and awards presentations. The MTV Africa Music AwardsKwaZulu- Natal2015 , brought to you by KwaZulu-Natal Province in association with Absolut Vodka andin partnership with The City of Durban, returns to the Durban International Convention Centre (ICC), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa on Saturday 18 July 2015. The big winners on the night included Nigerian stars Yemi Alade and Davido , who took home the Best Male and Best Femaleawards, respectively, while hip hop star Cassper Nyovest nabbed theBest Hip Hopaward. “Koko master”, D’Banj, won the MAMA Evolution award, a new category honouring established artists who have made an indelible mark on African and global music culture, taken African music to new territories around the world, pushed the boundaries of creativity, and shaped the soundscape of contemporary Africa. South African comedian and newly appointed Daily Show host Trevor Noah triumphed in Personality of the Year. Patoranking won Best New Act Transformed by Absolut, given in recognition of new and emerging artists. Saran Kaba Jones and S’Bu Mavundla shared equal honours for the MTV Base Leadership award. Stunning collaborations between artists of different genres saw NE-YO take to the stage with Seyi Shay , 2Face collaborating with Bucie, Sauti Sol pairing up with Yemi Alade and Patoranking swapping beats with K.O . The show ended on a high with a jubilant medley mash- up by Artist of the Decade winners P-Square, featuring hit tracks “Personally”, “Chop My Money”, “Alingo” and “Shekini”. Other performers included DJ Fisherman, NaakmusiQ, DJ Tira, Anselmo Ralph, Danger from Big Nuz, Duncan, Burna Boy, Stonebwoy, Da LES, Diamond, Flavour, Toofan, D’Banj, Davido, Uhuru, Black Motion and Cassper Nyovest . Emmy award nominated actor, Anthony Anderson captivated the 5,000-strong MAMA audience with his lively humour, engaging charisma and unexpected outfit changes. Commenting after the show, Alex Okosi, Senior Vice President & Managing Director, Viacom International Media Networks (VIMN) Africa, said: “Africa is a continent of the now and the future; tonight was testament to that. MAMA 2015 represented and reflected the abundant amount of creativity and passion this continent breeds.” The MAMA 2015 coincided with the nationwide celebration of the late Nelson Mandela’s birthday, a fact that was touched on by artists in the show. Walking the red carpet at the awards were nominees Bonang Matheba, HHP, Chameleone, Dreamteam, HHP, Riky Rick, Samini, OC Ukeje, Bebe Cool, Mpumi, Jovi, Uhuru and Vanessa Mdee. Other famous faces included comedian Trevor Gumbi , Nigerian OAP Toolz, MTV Shuga star and Mr Nigeria Emmanuel Ikbese, BET “Top Actor” winner Altovise Lawrence, Miss South Africa Liesl Laurie , Boity, Khuli Chana, Joselyn Dumas, Jessica Nkosi, actress Zikhona Sodlaka , and MTV Base VJs Sizwe, Nomuzi, Ehiz and Sandile. 2015 MTV Africa Music Awards Winners: Best Female: Yemi Alade (Nigeria) Best Male: Davido (Nigeria) Best Group: P-Square (Nigeria) Best New Act Transformed by Absolut: Patoranking (Nigeria) Best Hip Hop: Cassper Nyovest (South Africa) Best Collaboration : AKA, Burna Boy, Da LES & JR: “All Eyes On Me” (SA/Nigeria) Song of the Year: Mavins: “Dorobucci” (Nigeria) Best Live: Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Video of the Year: “Nafukwa” – Riky Rick; Director: Adriaan Louw Best Pop & Alternative: Jeremy Loops (South Africa) Best Francophone: DJ Arafat (Ivory Coast) Best Lusophone: Ary (Angola) Personality of the Year: Trevor Noah (South Africa) MAMA Evolution: D’Banj (Nigeria) Best International: Nicki Minaj Artist of the Decade: P-Square MTV Base Leadership Award: Saran Kaba Jones & S’Bu Mavundla

An2elect2:
They deserve this.

woow...ur cute

shalomm:
Look into his eyes and give him a warm smile.

He won't be able to sleep for nights.

lwkmd.......i swear him nogo fit sleep...... best way

jerflakes:
Just find some motorpark touts,

Buy one man squad (N400 for 2bottles) and marijuana (N500 worth) for them,

and tell them where to wait for your boss.

Also let them know that after handling your boss, they can collect his phones, laptops, wallet, watch, shoes, shirts and any orher tangible thing as payment.

Lastly, tell them to make sure that they break the hand your boss used to slap you.

That way, you will be happy that you have made new friends and your boss will not slap anyone again.

lmao omo i pity ur boss

The same pastor Penuel of End time ministries
south Africa has changed gear. He is now
ordering his congregation to UnCloth and eat
their cloths including their underwears after
which he proceeded to ride them like donkeys.
This is very sad. This man should be arrested
asap...#jason#

aryzgreat:
[s][/s]

What did d dullard promise during election?

wat did Jonathan promise during his reign

chesterlee:
Buhari has succeeded in destroying this country!

sumtyms i wonder if u have a brain.....Jonathan ruled for 4years he cldnt stop boko haram..... sumone who jst ruled for 2months destroyed Nigeria......

CyberWolf:
Buhari ooooooooooooooooooo ..They told the illiterate Northerners that GEJ is their problem.that GEJ is killing them and once they get rid of him, BH will die. I wonder what they are gonna tell the Almajiris now

God punish u father...... bastard

Earthwide:
Anything wey north see, make them manage am

your father...... bastard

ERODEDEAST:
Continue to kill yourselves in the name of one funny Religion "Animals"


Meanwhile,


Boo.hari is presently witting his History.



Boo.hari is a Certified Illiterate Terrorist.


Federal Government stop killing Boko Haram Members - Boo.hari



Attack on Boko Haram is attack on North - Boo.hari



Boo.hari as a president of Nigeria is a disaster to Africa - Ex US envoy.



Boo.hari has no solution to Nigeria's Problem - Balarebe Musa.

....lol.....Jonathan was in power for 4years he cldnt stop boko haram... u xpect sumone whos been in power for jst 2month to perform magic.........

Tania Omotayo hinted she’s been with music superstar Wizkid for 7 years as the singer celebrates his 25th birthday today. When they started dating is unknown, but Wizkid has been with another women during those years. Himself and his baby mamadated between 19-20 and he also dated the video vixen inside the music video for Holla At Ur Boy around that time. Wizkid is also believed to have dated several models and video vixens within that time. Tania on wishing Wizkid happy birthday captioned, “Happy Birthday to my Baby Boy!!!! Love you beyond words!!! We’ve really been through 18- 25 sha”##Jayson ##