Tolexander:
My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

christopheru:
The topic says it all . What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

I'll post mine too...


Mine goes this way...


It was the day I had visitors including girls in my room and my dad just came in and because I didn't do just 1 little message, he started calling me all sort of names. Was so embarrassed that day like mehnnn....

paparazzi1987:


I had similar experience.
Initially I was forming big boy, but when the thing catch me, as I was sweating profusely,I had to scream at the driver before he could allow me shit.

UnimkeAk:
This one happened last week;

Woke up, put on my jallabia (i no fit spell am' na wear I sabi) ontop of just my boxers.

Drove out as I was coming bk I stopped to gt stuff 4 breakfast from my regular customer (this babe ukwu no be here) gbam she was on a very wicked mini skirt as usual.(i tink she does this on purpose to sell market) naso she just carry her big yanch come dey rub me. B4 I could think junior started nodding o.
She started smiling, seeing the mischief she has caused.

I quickly paid and told her God will punish her; then I ran to the front and sat down on a bench.

See me, see my car on the road just 10 steps away; bt I couldn't stand up

lovely17:
was in JSS1 when mine happened, that unfaithful day it was cold in the morning So I had to put on my cardigan, then this boy started looking for my trouble, vexed I just removed my belt aimed it at him, hit him good on his back. feeling fulfilled settled down picked a novel then suddenly it became hot in class decided to pull off. my cardigan then the unexpected happened my cardigan came off with my uniform shirt and singlet and my shorts dropped,there I was in just in just my pants in the front row of the class ?

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Ginaz:
mine happened when I was in ss3 , mom travelled and I was home alone so I went to a movie store to buy porn to watch. when I got there , I took two and paid for them. the guy was looking for black nylon to give me when I saw my uncle just coming in. he looked at me and the exposed porn DVD in my hands in shock, I jejely drop am and waka comot leaving my 600 naira change and everything for the man.
I wish the ground could swallow me that day! he called my mom and she started abusing me and calling me names. since that day till now, I always look my uncle with one kind eye.

DiiVictory:

I swear I had a similar experience in my high school then @FGC Okigwe. mine happened that I was dodging from going for the combined service/sendforth service for our immediate seniors in school then cos I had no neat clothes as per senior boy I be then due to the fact that many of my mates then were also nt willing to attend the service, this resulted in scanty chapel therefore the Vice principal decided to come chase the students out and eventually landed in my hostel and this took me unawares and I ran to the next block that had an open ceiling cos my dorm's ceilings were still intact. when I got there I climb up into the ceiling only to realize that my guy already de inside so I stayed close to the opening of the ceiling then we waited for the VP to pass soo we can come down but it seemed like an eternity and the ceiling was becoming hot it was around 11am so my guy said let's come down that the VP must have left after he didn't see anybody and I thought abt it and concluded it must be true so I had to come down cos I was the one close to the opening of the ceiling. immediately my leg touched the ground there is the VP in my front, I would have applied "Chioma ajunwa" (in a kegites voice) but behold the school's headboy was with him and unfortunately he is also a member of my hostel and there was no way he would nt give my name to the VP immediately he queries him, soo running became a bad option cos that would double my offence and also my punishment so I stayed calm and the VP ordered the Headboy to get my name and I should go take my bathe and meet him in Church if I want to soften my punishment but I still didn't go to church knowing the principal would be there and hoping the VP would forget but lo and behold he didn't.
what happened on Monday is what I will best tag "Gbese roo"
it was such an embarrassment for me
#proudlyFGCOkigweOjavascript:void(0);ldStudent

NemzySeries:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.....interview of lyf

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Bukiminaj:
Twas wen boo n i was avin sex,e introduced a new style by putin ma 2legs on his shoulda.twas xo painfl bin dat ma hornypot neva deep wela dn,i startd moanin louda opin e wud stop but e ddnt then d worst apund

honeypot startd makin a funny sound wit evy thrust.mehn i just close ma eyes,i wanda wat boo might b thinking

So how many times have u tried it when your puny has expanded and did u still hear the funny noise? Lol

i xo xo 8 dat day

eduxerxes:
wow! Something similar happened to a girl who was passing thru my hood. My frnds laughed hysterically @ her cos she too dey do shakara. I gentlemanly took her slippers, gave her mine, rushed down to Abdullahi the shoe maker and repaired it. Took it to her house later in d day and till today, we're best of friends! If I wan marry now na she I go marry. Fine girl!!!

tombravo:


Puhahahaha. I wish I was there

GentleToks:
Lol!!! Back in d days, i mean secondary school days, my friends usually used me to feel good about themselves in their neighbourhood by using me to sleep with d most beautiful ladies in their neighbourhoods. The moment any gorgeous babe turned their relationship advances down, being an handsome guy, my friends would invite me over to their neighbourhood to waoh these ladies and sleep with them so as to hear about these ladies' ringing tones(sexual exclamation during sex).

I did amazingly well with all these given assignments all through my teen days; I got all the babes on my list with ease. My own part of the deal was to give a well detailed feedbacks(sexual encounter) to my friends who were initially rejected by the same ladies.

However, on that fateful day, i was briefed about this new babe in the neighbourhood called Dewumi. I was given her details by my devilish friends and all what was needed to initiate my first moves. I got to this new babe house's gate, knocked and here comes a rugged looking gateman/security with a woman and a man. I wanted to take to my heels or change my story by telling the parents that i was at a wrong address but it was too. The parents threw the first question; who are you looking for? My response was quick and straight forward; Wumi Sir. I have started sweating profusely but no where to run to....

The father said ok. How did you get to know her cos she attends girls only school? I quickly picked my answer from that question by saying that my younger sister attends the same school and there i met Wumi on a visitors' day. Little did i know that nemesis was well prepared for me that very day. The father said ok, my son, let me take you to where she was with her sisters. Chaiii!!! The look on his wife face was killing me as well as her silence. I was just saying yes Sir and Ma' all through.

I got to their living room with two 99% identical ladies looking at me while walking in with their parents. The moment i saw them, I wanted to cry but couldn't. Remember that i didnt even know the Wumi in person. God, save me here today was my prayer all through. What do i do was equally going through my head? The two oldies-parents were standing behind me, expecting their daughter- Wumi and myself to exchange pleasantries and all that being her school mate's brother.

At this juncture, I told myself, you better play this game very well otherwise, the witch-mother behind you would kill you here today. All these thoughts went through my tiny brain in seconds........
.. What a bad day!

ultra100:
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague.

scentmarlc:


Are u a male today?

Evicsholar:
Hmmmmm. Hilarious experiences. Lemme share mine.
It was d day I and my roommates in d hostel decided to attend an induction ceremony for food so we planned that one of us, who would be there earlier should call when d food was being served. After some hrs, na so she call say make we dey come, food plenty (omo see groove). Na so I n my bunkmate carry plenty nylon put inside bag dey go ceremony venue. Wen we got there, as our roommate who was in d midst of guyz(her dept mates) saw us, she just shouted 'hope u brought enough nylons for food'. I was so embarrased ehn and one of them was almost laffin........ It was as if d ground should open. Since then, i av decided nt to attend any ceremony in school.

DiiVictory:

I swear I had a similar experience in my high school then @FGC Okigwe. mine happened that I was dodging from going for the combined service/sendforth service for our immediate seniors in school then cos I had no neat clothes as per senior boy I be then due to the fact that many of my mates then were also nt willing to attend the service, this resulted in scanty chapel therefore the Vice principal decided to come chase the students out and eventually landed in my hostel and this took me unawares and I ran to the next block that had an open ceiling cos my dorm's ceilings were still intact. when I got there I climb up into the ceiling only to realize that my guy already de inside so I stayed close to the opening of the ceiling then we waited for the VP to pass soo we can come down but it seemed like an eternity and the ceiling was becoming hot it was around 11am so my guy said let's come down that the VP must have left after he didn't see anybody and I thought abt it and concluded it must be true so I had to come down cos I was the one close to the opening of the ceiling. immediately my leg touched the ground there is the VP in my front, I would have applied "Chioma ajunwa" (in a kegites voice) but behold the school's headboy was with him and unfortunately he is also a member of my hostel and there was no way he would nt give my name to the VP immediately he queries him, soo running became a bad option cos that would double my offence and also my punishment so I stayed calm and the VP ordered the Headboy to get my name and I should go take my bathe and meet him in Church if I want to soften my punishment but I still didn't go to church knowing the principal would be there and hoping the VP would forget but lo and behold he didn't.
what happened on Monday is what I will best tag "Gbese roo"
it was such an embarrassment for me
#proudlyFGCOkigweOldStudent

Allansmith:
back in Secondary School,I wasn.t doing well in my academics..Mum was flogging me and i ran out pants only and raced back in when i saw my neighbour i had a crush on.....

teminoni:


I was once a stutterer too.

The trick is to arrange the sentence in your head first, then say it slowly. If you speak fast, u will stutter. Sometimes u'll need to drag the first word to avoid stuttering.

People won't understand why you speak slowly, but with time u'll get better and start to speak normally without stuttering.

You might also need to take note of certain words that make u stutter and avoid using them.

Now I speak well and even give presentations with ease. I still stutter sometimes when I'm in a quick argument with my friends. But I jst apply the trick above n I'm fine.

I hope this helps you.

HitlerGaddafi:

I wonder whether you girls nor sabi simple calculation to know ya mensrual cycle wella.
Na so i carry one babe go eatery one day. All of a sudden, she just told me to start leaving that she would meet me on the way. I was like no shebi na me bring you come so we must go together. She sha persuaded me to leave but i still insisted we leave together. Later sha she later got up. Mehn see how the chair waz stained, it was just too much. I understood the situation sha and we approached a nearby shop to buy new cloths and a menstrual pad and just look for one corner to change. Ever since that experience, i lost taste in that babe but what can we do, thats nature for you.
Me sef as I old reach I don nearly shít for body before. I go one party na so i bin dey chop vegetable like goat. Later that day na so i bin dey purge o. I find toilet tire i no see. Where I dey sef bush nor dey around but since it was in the night, i just did my business at the back of someones window. The owner of the house caught me and what followed next was like a nollywood movie.