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AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 9:24pm On Oct 15, 2014
people really need to speak up.just dont know what more can be done cos the road is almost complete which means people living there are condemned to manage it for generations to come. i surely will be moving out!
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 6:04pm On Oct 15, 2014
its so irritating that they play so much politics with everything even our dear lives. whats the value of a nigerian's life in this country and outside ?

i have always had regards for Fashola but on this one, i cant believe that with all his degrees and honours and learnedness, he cant see through this. and then they will say we shouldnt use our horns. na until BRT or molue or tipper crush me and my car to the pavement of the lean roads. i tire for this matta
PoliticsRe: "Horn Free Day": Lagosians, What's The Situation Report At Your Place? by jaz(m): 2:08pm On Oct 15, 2014
My broda I try oo until brt buses and other mad drivers wan finish my car on my way to d office. I blast my horn shaparly. Make fashola con drive for Ikorodu road make e know how far.
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 1:38pm On Oct 15, 2014
Instead of having straightforward 3 lanes on either sides we have 1 and half lanes wit narrow bends sharp corners and death traps all over the place. I really can't count the numberif aaccidents on that road in the last 3 months
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 1:35pm On Oct 15, 2014
jacqo:
Am an Ikorodu resident and I stand to be corrected.That road has made histrory has one d worst roads designed in d world for its ability of hosting 'good' dead trap,flower lanes instea of car lanes, wrong positioned over head bridges etc. We residends of ikorodu are really suffering and don't see any hope of coming out of this mess even when d project is completed.

Oga fashola u get this one wrong.
I concur.
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2014
calculusx:
Did you ply through that road? Too many death traps and sharp bends without any indicators or reflectors. Accidents occur along that road everyday. This is a fact cos I ply tru that road day and night
bros this is very true.
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2014
nenergy:
I appreciate the road project. More space for humans than flowers grin
dnt know how come a freeway is now meant for flowering. you can have an entire forest or plantation on those allocated spaces. its so irrational.
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 10:10am On Oct 15, 2014
yousee:
Op, have you seen the design prototype? Something of that magnitude must have undergone professional scrutiny before approval. Especially in Lagos State.



PS, I stand to be corrected tho
Correct me if i'm wrong but you clearly have not been through that road in a while
AutosRoad Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by jaz(op): 8:52pm On Oct 14, 2014
Now i dont mean to undermine the good work and intentions of Gov. Fashola however i simply dont understand the purpose of the road being constructed along lagos-ikorodu road, whether its for flowers or for vehicle.

Traffic there has been terrible before the construction and during the construction with only the hope of a free 6 lane road to speed through keeping people going but now that idea is lost cos the roads are so narrow. people new to the area keep thinking its a single lane rather than 2. if ur unlucky to have a tipper in front of you then u need to follow it till the road widens again and overtake before it closes back. yet spaces for flowers can accomodate another 2 lanes. just wonder what this is all about, road or flowering campaign. pardon my punctuations, tired and angry.
RomanceRe: 6 Things Your Wife Won’t Tell You by jaz(m): 4:54pm On Oct 12, 2014
abbakacici:
1. Above all, She Wants Your love

When a wife shows her husband less respect, he in turn shows her less love.

And when a husband shows his wife less love, she in turn shows him less respect.

And the vicious cycle repeats itself.

Stop this prophecy before it becomes self-fulfilling. Show love to your wife.

That’s what she wants. Love her despite her flaws and quirks.

and she’ll respect you despite your flaws and quirks.

2 She’s Bored

It’s the same thing every day.

Week in and week out.

Not only is she bored but she’s also tired.

She has to care for the kids and run the household and then pamper you.

Just thinking about doing that every day makes me want to crawl under my covers and hide. I can imagine how the average housewife must feel.

And let’s not forget about working woman. Many women have to work a full time job as well as hold a house down.

So man, I implore you, make your wife feel special. Give her a break.

Take her out sometimes. Surprise her with a surprise meal. Bring her favorite desert home.

Just do something every now and then to break the monotony.

3. She Wants to be Complimented

Appreciation. Everybody wants it. No one wants to feel as if the hard work they do goes unnoticed or even worse, it taken for granted.

Your wife does not have to clean your dirty clothes. And she does not have to cook your meals. But she does. And she does that on top of all the other things in her life:

Caring for the kids.
Working or going to school.
Show your wife that you appreciate and are thankful for the things she does to maintain you and your family. A simple “thank you” is a good start

4. She’s Insanely Jealous

Be very careful how you talk about other women around your wife. Don’t ever compare your wife to another woman.

Don’t compare her to some female movie star.
Don’t compare her to your mother.
Never, ever compare her to your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend
She’s wants to know and believe that she is the center of your universe. So make her feel that way.
Expect, and respect, the same type of jealousy from your wife.

5 She Doesn’t Like to Nag, But Sometimes You Make It Hard

It’s a common myth that women like to nag their husbands. That’s not entirely true.

Yes, there are some people (men and women) whom you can never please. No matter what you do, they’ll always find fault in something

very often, men , make it hard for their wives to hold your tongue.

Perhaps they are always finding fault with she does thus she looks for things in your character to get even.

Perhaps the man is not working (or not working hard enough) and she has to work to take up some slack.

Perhaps the man is not just that great of a guy.

Once again, man, you should upgrade and give your wife less reasons to complain and nag.


6) More Than Anything, She Wants a Stable, Happy Relationship With You

Women don’t get married just because they think it’s gonna be fun.

They get married because they want a happy family life and they believe you’re gonna give it to them.

due of her religious duties/culture beliefs, marriage is the most important thing in a woman’s life. Raising a happy, stable family.

The funny thing is, it’s very easy for you to give that to her.

Stop acting like a jerk. Be a good husband to her. Be kind. Show her you love her.
Don’t threaten her with divorce . Yes, you have the right to do so, But using it as threats is inappropriate and detrimental to your marriage.
like someone asked is she dumb ? if she keeps that much to herself and the husband does same that marriage is surely heading for the gutters. communication is key communication is king.
Car TalkRe: Help! My Suv Consumes Lots Of Fuel And Goes Off On Motion by jaz(m): 8:05am On Oct 12, 2014
mayor2013:
My bill wasn't up to that and the cam shaft sensor was actually mentioned in what I wrote. Nevertheless thank God your ride is ok now. Enjoy
180k + 25k bro

Happy Sunday. wink
RomanceRe: Which Tribe Got The Most Cute Guys In Nigeria by jaz(m): 8:03am On Oct 12, 2014
jboy73:
no mind them... u fine
C consolation
RomanceRe: Which Tribe Got The Most Cute Guys In Nigeria by jaz(m): 8:01am On Oct 12, 2014
jboy73:
[size=30pt] Igbo boys 2 fine... My dp says it all. [/size]
Bros. U no fine !!!
RomanceRe: Where Are The GOOD GUYS?!?!?! by jaz(m): 7:53am On Oct 12, 2014
phantonce:
***blushing***
stop joking with me.
Pick any of the guys.
C mumu
RomanceRe: Where Are The GOOD GUYS?!?!?! by jaz(m): 7:50am On Oct 12, 2014
Merlissa:
cry cry cry


Sometimes I think that all the good guys are either MARRIED or IN A RELATIONSHIP..

I want to know where are the SINGLE Good guys??


Am ready to date you


Whatsapp #: 07061034746

wink wink wink
Men i fear for dis kin promo oo
RomanceRe: Nearly Half Of Women In Relationships Have A Back-up Guy by jaz(m): 7:34am On Oct 12, 2014
RomanceRe: You Will Be Surprised. Some Things Guys Look At First On A Woman. by jaz(m): 6:47am On Oct 12, 2014
1st. The bosom size then
2nd the ukwu size and shape then
The curves,
3rd beauty
4th others

Stretch marks, tribal marks and muscles are a turn off
Car TalkRe: Help! My Suv Consumes Lots Of Fuel And Goes Off On Motion by jaz(m): 6:40am On Oct 12, 2014
kingkayz:
please what is the name of the sensor?
Cam shaft sensor
Car TalkRe: Help! My Suv Consumes Lots Of Fuel And Goes Off On Motion by jaz(m): 6:38am On Oct 12, 2014
mayor2013:
@ jaz. You lucky. Wel you still need to thank me grin
Sure. You guys simply gave me a long list of parts and sensors to replace wt a Scarry bill of #205,000. My broda i was not impressed. A car as new as that can't have so manydamaged parts aand sensors at the same time.

I simply told my mechanic to do another round of checks b4 he narrowed it down to the cam shaft sensor which is sold for #16k. we replaced it and ive Been driving the car since wt no issues.

But u saved me @30k on a needless change of ecu and I appreciate you for that. Thanks bro. Cheers.
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:52pm On Oct 08, 2014
i love your testimony bro. as long as ur also making money all is well.

Themandator:
If papa Oyedepo wasn't rich I would have had doubts about his teachings.... I listened to him and my life changed for the better.

Whatever it would cost to ensure that he remains number one, if I have it I would gladly contribute it to him.

God bless my Bishop.... I'm rich because I believed his teachings.
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:44pm On Oct 08, 2014
i just love the way we Nigerians always have a ready made and well crafted excuse for our shameless actions
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:35pm On Oct 08, 2014
majekdom2:
yes , your faith and beliefs work for you .... it is not manipulation in anyway ... they dont tell you to kill , steal or do anything against the scriptures. if you see them as evil , its your opinion . everyone has got a right to practice any religion.
Oga sorry say I intrude for ur Mata. but shay u hear say dem bar oyedepo from entering uk for church exploitation of their citizens to d tune id £16.7million.
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
abeg where chike 04
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2014
firstly, mishoree u look cute. hope ur profile pix is not cropped from a pix modulator.

on to the matta.

I no get issue wt all dem pastors. man must chop. e no easy. but y do Ppl imooverish urself making a bros somewhere smile to d bank. on top all d economics and scientific books una read finish. still we mugu for dis mata. e tire me oo.

pastor abiara came to vlbc Abeokuta some years back. the entire gospel centered around money. he told us God wanted to make billionaires but they have to drop 10 million each. bros I fear. and then he also said God wanted to make millionaire they should come sow a seed of 1million each. the events of that day was Absolutely shocking. I lost my long time respect for d hustler called abiara
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:12pm On Oct 08, 2014
Vikky014:
FOR UR INFORMATION GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL GIVER.U MUST NT GIVE TO A PASTOR OK?U CAN GIVE TO ANYBODY BT CHEERFULLY.
I agree totally
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 9:09pm On Oct 08, 2014
chika40:
...a 'mumu'...hmm..ds same mumu z who will feed ur generation tomorrow..ds aint no curse or brag..

DS Z PROPHECY
Oga go find something to chop. hunger dey make u talk nonsense. u way never feed urself wan feed generation. na by mouth ? ur pastor dey there dey hustle dey collect tithe and offering u dey here dey talk jargons.
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 8:51pm On Oct 08, 2014
chika40:
so wat z d need of making ur 'hard earned money' nd languishing in hellhuh??.ave u not read dat it z d lord dat giveth thee power to make wealthhuh..o ye man of little faith...
@ datribune. don't mind ppl like chike 04. they are born followers. mumu
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 8:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
chika40:
dat z y u will remain poooooooooooooooooor.....o ye ignorant fellow
my broda. I'm doing well and making my millions by working hard as an auditor and managing my farm biz. legit and honest money is wat u call it.

u on d other hand are one of d moronic fo.ols who enrich ur MOG while ur wife holds ur trouser demanding for soup money. I.d.I o.t
Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by jaz(m): 8:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
and someone will still tell me to hand over my HARD earned wage to one holy thief called pastor. May lighting kill d person.

I have no issues wt oyedepo and co. they are hard working business men. u think say e easy to dey shout for church every Sundayhuh?

na the stu..pid mumu followers who are blind to the truth due to their unending search for miracles, giving their poor man money as offering and tithe. foo.lish Ppl.

imagine UK denying oyedepo visa for duping its innocent populace. una no dey shame huh

Nigerians are way too stup.id for common sense
RomanceRe: Why E Come B Say Na Fine Fine Girls Full Nairaland by jaz(m): 4:41pm On Oct 07, 2014
Vikky014:
Am waitn for d fon i wan snap picture. undecided
called subtle begging...

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