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Romance / Re: What Are Some Great Apps To Find Love In Lagos? NOT HOOKUP by Jb95(m): 4:23pm On Jan 23
Try naijaplanet.com most of the ladies there seem quite decent.
Pets / Re: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by Jb95(m): 10:13pm On Jan 22
NAIRA LANDERS AND ISSUE WEY NO CONCERN THEM...

YOU SEE A PERSON SAYING HE CAUGHT A BIRD IN THE FARM AND YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT NAILS. YOU THINK HE WENT TO THE FARM TO DO PEDICURE AND MANICURE ABI? OR U WANT HIM TO FIX NAILS BEFORE GOING TO THE FARM.

FUNNY PEOPLE FULL THIS SPACE SHA...

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Investment / Re: How Much Have You Made This Year, See Mine.. by Jb95(m): 8:34am On Jan 22
Pls send ebook vainnature@gmail.com
Thanks
Romance / Re: Dear Seun, I Am Impressed. by Jb95(m): 9:34am On Jan 12
saphiere:


Seun there was a time I told myself that if I had money I would sue you and make sure this forum is shut down.

I am impressed seeing this your post unless you are whining us. Because I can't trust Nigerian men.

Some people are funny, so you created a misandry post, to complain at misogyny on NL. You're being hypocritical.

While the misogyny is real, but I think u should let someone else complain about it, because u don't have the moral right to do so.

ICIP

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Family / Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by Jb95(m): 8:17pm On Jan 06
This could be jennyclay or siofra, but they are too busy licking their fellow broke lesb*ans asses grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Basically For Men..... Series A. by Jb95(m): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2023
You have gained an ardent follower

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Crime / Re: Shocking Moment Man Agrees To K*ll His Mother For Rituals (Pic/Video) by Jb95(m): 1:52pm On Dec 30, 2023
Jennyclay:
The heart of a broke man is dangerously wicked and evil undecided.

My hatred for broke men knows no bounds.

So you hate broke guys with tendency to use their mum for ritual but love rich guys who used their mum to make money sad sad sad

Even your confusion is confused, let me tell you, it's either your like all guys or you hate all guys. Broke guys u hate can still be rich and rich guys you love can still be broke or better still use you to renew subscription.

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Investment / Re: Learn And Become A Cryptocurrency Vendor And Make Money by Jb95(m): 5:43pm On Oct 30, 2023
Tshine456:
it depends on what u intend to start with..

Can I start with 20k?
Investment / Re: Learn And Become A Cryptocurrency Vendor And Make Money by Jb95(m): 9:01pm On Oct 29, 2023
What is the minimum required capital?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 7:40pm On Aug 21, 2023
AndrewTate:
take her to Whatsapp and make Whatsapp calls.

We were doing that normally until her phone was stolen, now we hardly communicate unless she visits her friend and use the friend's phone and that is like three times in the last about three weeks.

I have tried calling her phone directly but before you know what's happening 200 naira has been wiped from my airtime and the call has not even connected. I just need a cheaper means of making the calls
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 7:32pm On Aug 21, 2023
Ikpunnegi01:
Two days after I met her, she sent me a plate of food garnished well that I should buy it for her through online; 3rd day :she doesn't have airtime, 4th day : Her gas had finished, one week : Her birthday is coming up, Two weeks : her rent expired, 2weeks and 3 days : They stole her phone in a bus meanwhile she is always using abbreviations to reply my messages. Always use your brain, guys no be father Christmas!

If na me I for don leave this kind person from the very first request. When it comes to money matter I no dey mumu myself with girls. I have said with my full chest and I will continue to say it, only my wife fit chop my money, if u be girlfriend nothing for you

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 7:30pm On Aug 21, 2023
AndrewTate:
...talks about how she's different from Nigerian girls then goes on to try to teach her how to think like one😪
Who sent you to "think" of buying her a new phone when she didn't ask?
Then when she learns the pattern and moves like you've trained her to then you wonder why she changed from who she used to be.
Or you think Nigerian girls were like that from the start?
Use your head fella!

I get your point senior man. She has not asked me for anything and I also have never dropped even the slightest clue to her that I feel like to buy her a phone but we have not been communicating frequently this past few weeks. I just need a way to bring back the communication, hence the need to find a way to make cheaper international calls
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 10:57am On Aug 21, 2023
LaSenior:
Girls don show me shege

E bi like say no only Nigeria girls ogbanje dey disturb

I am not lucky dealing with Nigerian girls I will go international now


Guy if naija girls are not for you find your way enter another country oo, no time
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 10:56am On Aug 21, 2023
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Bros be calming down na grin grin
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 10:55am On Aug 21, 2023
22o62021:
Have you done a video call with her?

I had this Kenyan girl that we do video calls always
I left her cos she is ugly.


Bros u no just dey lucky. I don do video call with her and the babe fine. But las las no be by looks, if your Kenyan girl get sense follow her.

Pls if you know how I fit make cheap international calls Abeg show me the way
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2023
Gadafii:
Girls everywhere are the same, as long as she has kpekus and menstr8

See as you paint Zambian girl clean like say she no get blemish, I pity you

The earlier you know all girls are the same white black or red the better

Maybe they are all the same, but so far this one has not given me even the slightest clue to show that she is not the kind of girl any sensible guy will like to have
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 9:42pm On Aug 20, 2023
advanceDNA:


The moment u met...phone don loss??
... u sure say no be naija baddie be that?? Na their MO be that ooo...... If u hear say her birthday na few weeks time... no dull ur self... na naija connection

Nah bro, we've been chatting for a while and sometimes we go few days without chatting if she doesn't have data, and you can call literally feel the excitement in her voice whenever she comes back online we're chatting again and despite all this she has never asked for a single naira from. Her phone was really stolen because we only chat now if she visits one of her friends and she uses the friend's phone.

She even said she will get another smart phone, but just that it might take a while before she gather the money. Despite all of these, she has not asked for anything, I believe this girl is different even though am not going to mumu myself because of love but I know this girl is a dream girl.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 8:44pm On Aug 20, 2023
dawnomike:
download talk360

Thanks alot bro, I'll give it a try
Romance / Re: Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 8:21pm On Aug 20, 2023
Fidecoo:
,


Hahaha
Zambian love!!.


Bros if u get to see ladies outside this country, you will know Nigerian girls have some kind of attitude that are really repulsive to men

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Romance / Help!!! I don't want to lose this girl by Jb95(m): 8:16pm On Aug 20, 2023
Hi guys, please I need help on how to keep in touch with my Zambian babe.

So I met with this loving girl on a popular chat app, and we hit it off almost instantly like we've known ourselves for a long time. We chatted for weeks and we are always eager to talk to each other.

I like this girl because she is the opposite of the typical naija girl, no asking for money or any such nonsense and although we have not not made our relationship official yet, but we know in our hearts that we have feelings for each other.

Now the problem is that her phone was recently stolen (surpringly, she is not taxing me for a new phone, which would have been the opposite if it was a Nigerian girl, but I still have it in mind to help her get a phone just that am trying to take things one step at a time

For now we only chat using her friends phone, if she visits her friend but I need a way to establish good communication with her as soon as possible. I can't call her with normal call because my airtime just gets sucked for calling international line and the call has not even connected.

So please, how can I make cheap call to Zambia, if you know any means or app I can use it will be very appreciated.

I see myself traveling to Zambia soon and getting a wife from there, it will be a wish come true grin
Romance / Re: I Just Meet A Girl Online Not Upto 1day She Is Already Asking Me For Money by Jb95(m): 7:46pm On Jul 23, 2023
I installed michat app some weeks ago out of curiosity, after hearing about it from guys on nairaland.

Within this past weeks I have chatted with a good amount of ladies and so far at least 20 of them have directly or indirectly asked for money.

It's so funny because if I have to give all of them what they asking for I'll be homeless before the end of the week 😂.

Funny thing is they don't even try to chat and be friendly to establish some kind of connection first, they just go straight to begging after exchanging just a few chat. Only one that I remember tried to vibe a bit before finally using style to beg for money to go and eat.

Anyways, the rule still remains "we no dey give shishi"

And to the responsible guys out there don't let any unknown girl online try to guilt trip you into sending her money or airtime, she is not your responsibility.

And to the girls begging up and down, my advice to you is go and start doing hookup, sinxe you have decided to live beyond your means, get ready to bear whatever risk your new trade (hookup) brings your way.
Business / Re: Fuel Subsidy: 9 Money-Making Opportunities In Nigeria’s Auto Gas Value Chain by Jb95(m): 6:42pm On Jul 13, 2023
saphiere:
Nice ideas. But this is not the solution.
The law of demand and supply will set in thus making auto-gas to go up.
Dumb leaders we have.

Give chance to women to try they refused. They keep taking us in cycles.

What do u mean by give Chance to women, you think anybody have men the chance. If you want to prove you can do better then stand up, work your way up there and then do better than men.

It's so funny looking at women like you shouting "give women a chance". You think anybody will willingly give up his place of authority? If you want power you have to fight for it, it's never given freely or cheaply.

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Business / Re: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Jb95(m): 6:35pm On Jul 13, 2023
Aunty chop an clean mouth, most of this loan sharks are full of empty threat.
They may disturb you with calls at first just ignore while enduring their disturbance. After a while when they see you are not ready to pay back, they will call and start begging you. At that point it's up to you to decide if you want to pay back or chop and clean mouth grin

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Romance / Re: Be Intentional About Your Life!!! by Jb95(m): 3:12am On Jul 13, 2023
Let me add this: as a young man, let your focus be on building yourself through making financial sacrifice and investment that will secure your future. Forget about all those nairaland girls that call men stingy, broke and all that nonsense because if you spend all you have on a girl just to prove you are not broke, the day the money finish she jumps to the next guy.

So if you are a young guy still struggling to build a future, let all the girls gather to broke-shame you, pay absolutely no attention to them, because by the time you are done building yourself, all those girls will gather and you will bend down select the one you want.

My two Kobo

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Celebrities / Re: Ivanna Bay: French Lady Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by Jb95(m): 8:09pm On Jun 28, 2023
We rise by giving others belle 🤣😂🤣

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Crime / Re: Nwanyioma Hotel Owner Tortures Nnenna Onu Obini To Death over 17,500 by Jb95(m): 5:40pm On Jun 25, 2023
Jennyclay:
Too bad sad

R.I.P to the departed soul.

Biko, Igbo women should be calming down. I don’t know why igbo women are fond of maltreating & torturing toddlers and adults to the point of death undecided. I can never support this act.

The Hotel should be closed till further notice and the owner should be arrested ASAP.

My sister is not just Igbo women, that's the way of all Nigerian women, they are wicked from the heart. Please always avoid them wherever you see them.
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Apologizes To The Mr Nelson She Thought Was Her Estranged Father by Jb95(m): 3:40pm On Jun 21, 2023
Maybe she wouldn't even have been named Yvonne if the father was present grin grin
What kind of name is that? If not Africans and our inferiority complex
Romance / Re: I Told My Naija Parents I Don't Want To Get Married And This Was Their Response by Jb95(m): 4:01pm On May 26, 2023
Why is this thread on FP? angry angry
Family / Re: Moses Olapade, Ex-Boxer Punches His Wife To Coma Over TV Remote In Ondo by Jb95(m): 10:27pm On May 08, 2023
Jennyclay:
These useless men won’t go and fight their mate. undecided

But they are good at punching women at any slightest provocation. undecided

All women beater shall die this year!! Amen!!


Amen
I hope it doesn't come as a shock to u when some of your relatives start dying grin grin

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Family / Re: Caucasian Woman's Traditional Way Of Serving Nigerian Husband Food Causes Stir by Jb95(m): 9:13pm On Apr 28, 2023
BloomingDale:


Angry ke? I’m just disappointed cos you [b]guys are failures out of all the races of me[/b]n.

Accepted... And you guys are the failures out of all the races of women grin grin grin

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