₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,793 members, 8,513,719 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 12:22 PM

Toggle theme

Jbluv55's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jbluv55's Profile › Jbluv55's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 (of 364 pages)

Culture › Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Jbluv55(m): 6:39am On Oct 06, 2014
neighy:
if oly I knew the meaning of NAKA cheesy
You asked me "ya matan ka"(how is your wife) to which I replied "lafiya nta kalou"(she is very fine). I then asked you "ya naka" which means "how is yours"

You can choose to also say "lafiya nta kalou"(same thing I said) or "Ban da mata yanzu"(I don't have one for now) if you don't have any yet coolwink. Ka gane?

BTW, inakwana?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:22am On Oct 06, 2014
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:16am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
Child's play? No. It's ratchet. grin

Aren't you getting sleepy? Come sleep with me smiley
Aha!!! Let's close the bar and dash to our room dear winkgrin.

*picks the keys ready to lock up grin*

Shall we? smiley
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:13am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
Please baby, get this peeper out of here grin grin

https://blogs.aspect.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/man-hiding-inside-closet.jpg
Of course my love smiley.

*throws KingTom out cheesycheesygrin*

Is that ok dear?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:11am On Oct 06, 2014
khiaa:
lol Thank you for the chocolate, mmmmmm!!! aaaaaaaaaw!! It tastes devine.

Kingtom, Jbluv has ordered you to give me a foot massage.
I'm waiting. grin grin :grin

Oh wait, I have to put that on hold, it's finally dark I have fireworks to attend to.
Talk to you later.
Its ok ma'am smiley. Enjoy your fireworks smiley. Hope we'll see you again smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:10am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
Anything does NOT go wink
Actually, I just saw the video and there's absolutely no big deal with it undecided

In short, its child play as far as I can tell winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:02am On Oct 06, 2014
hensben:
no bro..a bottle of heineken(the big size) will be ok for me grin
Here you go sire smileywink

[img]http://www.brauunion.at/images/resized/assets/fileupload/biersorten/heineken%2Bglas_03_196x400.png[/img]
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:59am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
....

Are you sure? huh


....
huh
Positive?

grin
Done smileywinkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op):
Babe2sure:
Beeni o. Nah common knowledge sef. Who doesn't know wipe o ni won lowo lorisirisi. Even you, his friend cannot deny knowledge of it. Just help me advice him to desist from such act, let him see the dangers in it. Just saying........ Just an advice from a concerned person.







*Bia Jblu55, hope he has not influenced you. Hope he is not your role model in that aspect. You are his ore timo timo nah.....* undecided
Hehehe cheesycheesygrin. I nor sabi anything o. Na jeje me dey go o grin


And no!!! I have been taken by JUST ONE and I'm comfortable and content with her smiley.

*whispers to her*.....in short, I just requested for a strong rope to tie her with. I plan very soon to prove the theorem that 1 + 1 = 1 winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:52am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
*sees his song and replies with....*

(this song has been removed for violating this section's rules)
Sweetheart miii, have you forgotten that this is a relaxation center? Any songs can be played winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:49am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Uncle J and wife make una conclude your match abeg I don go sleep good morning grin
Go and sleep baba. This match is strictly behind closed doors winktongue
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:47am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
grin make I dey one corner dey observe grin
You go tire dey observe o tongue
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:46am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Push it push it some more Alalalalong Alalalalong Alalalalonglonggilonglonglong grin grin grin hmmmm Jbluv55 grin
Baba o. So you sef dey dere cheesygrin.

Kabiyesi o cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:44am On Oct 06, 2014
khiaa:
How about a cup of hot chocolate and a nice foot massage. grin grin
Here you go ma'am smiley.

[img]http://blackcatny.files./2009/12/hot-chocolate.jpg[/img]

Erm....about the massage ma'am, my assistant that knows how best to do that has left for the night grin. But maybe KingTom would be able to do that perfectly? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:38am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
Baby you can't see a beautiful lady that has been left all alone and leave her to wait for her man. Take care of her in the meantime.
Sweetheart, I don't want her guy to come and think I was trying to play a fast one on his lady na wink. You know how guys think grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:36am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
A secret place has been reserved for them.
Perfect dear. You're the best you know wink.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:35am On Oct 06, 2014
rozzay:
Leave him dear jealousy doesn't kill after all he has us 3. So let us obey d bible drink nd be merry pls more drinks sir jbluv55
Drink and be merry jor. Its a holiday anyway grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:33am On Oct 06, 2014
Eeya!!! Chief Olubukato, antispambot don do wayo dis night/morning cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:30am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Mtcheew e no go work o, "all we are saying is give us one goal" errr what about supporters' club
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1760296_1679996amwatchingyoujpgeb43699f1af52d75bd5ec7adbf47580f_jpeg_jpegf504d4a1439e36bfb25a297502599919
Supporters club is allowed coolgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:28am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
Oohh mein Gott
*plays her Sweat(Alalalalong) by InnerCircle*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:19am On Oct 06, 2014
dre11:
I guess king tom will explain better
Ask him
Don't let that angelic pretty face confuse u
I always thought angels don't hurt bit she made me think otherwisecheesygrin
Are you trying to say that the bee that has honey in its mouth also has a sting in its tail? shockedshockedshocked
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:18am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Hmmmmm ok o grin
winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:17am On Oct 06, 2014
khiaa:
Ok I gotcha!! cheesy I don't know where my honey is, I haven't talked to him today. sad sad sad
Haaaaa!!! Why would he leave a byoootiful lady like you here all alone? He should have even let you know if he was busy na. Anyway I believe he's on his way and will make it up to you wink.

What shall I serve you before he comes? smiley
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:13am On Oct 06, 2014
Reincarnated:
Shuo, i've missed a lot oh. Thats not good as i was not aware when the e-sweetheart establishment price was being negotiated. U see, my dear sister Spcagtoko no sabi how dis tins dey work so i'm sure she was not aware of the fees that come with such relationships. Anyway, luckily for you, its never too late cool. So bros... i get a few lists wey i want make u provide. Whenever you're ready, tell me so i go write am down for u.

Btw e be like say that reineviolet chic don deactivate. Wetin u do am? sad
Hehe. She deactivated and reincarnated(grin) as ReinViolette na wink. And e be like say na you cause am because me nor sabi anything o cheesycheesytongue


As for the list, send it in and then my sweetheart and I can go through it and strike out any irrelevant items there winkgrin.

what drink shall I serve you anyway as you are back now smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:09am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
I want to be a commentator then, Jbluv's shot almost hit the... lipsrsealed
You'll be allowed to comment only after the match winkgrin. We'll play our matches without 3rd parties intervention winktongue.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:05am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Jbluv55 is she referring to your lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Yes of course to my Chelsea or did you for a second think it was Man U cheesycheesytongue
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:03am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
It's ok. I will let you beat me if beat means.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Yes of course my love smiley. 'BEAT' means exactly what you think it is winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:01am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
When Man utd win Chelsea When Man utd don win Chelsea o, Jbluv55 start to cry, When Man utd go win Chelsea grin grin grin
Hehehe. The tin go do you like filmtrick when Chelsea wire Man U cheesycheesytongue.

Even my sweetheart will be convinced to join Chelsea that day winkcheesycheesytongue
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:58am On Oct 06, 2014
dre11:
.............
Ur laugh is contagious gringrin




He wan turn tables...

I refused u to play an irishkez on me againangry
IrishKez is an original cool. So if she played any game on you, na you cause am tongue


*whispers to him*.....She's a good girl and thank heavens I have an angel that is just so sweet like her wink. Don't misinterprete o.....She's my BLUE sister cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:55am On Oct 06, 2014
SpcAgtOko:
No guests allowed. This is a ticket only event, and only me and JB have tickets. tongue tongue
Korrect!!! That's why I love you dear smiley.

*gives her a deep kiss*

https://film-english.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/first_kiss.jpg
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:53am On Oct 06, 2014
hensben:
abi! Na their way be that, always hating n full of sentiment...their daddy who use to scare ref n english fa to give them epl title is no more in charge, now they are struggling even after spending...why? Cos no more assistant from ref.
Na so o. You sabi the levels na winkgrin.

Hope you've been served?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:52am On Oct 06, 2014
KingTom:
Olo catwalk but this place no be runway make I come referee your match with Jbluv55 grin
Hehe cheesy. We need no referee cheesycheesytongue

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 (of 364 pages)