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Xtarxhyne:
hehehehehehe....dis aburo zoning doh


Egbon toh make sense


I just dey tok my own o ...bt I'll send u 500naira later sha

Xtarxhyne:
Hmmmm yeah!v bin busy hustling for money o



Aw v u bin

luxanne:
Jbluv55, you are not winning the league, united is gonna steal that first position soonest, watch this space!

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KelvinGraphics:
Thanks bruv and Congrats to U too.

Abeg i fit see EPL table?

Tovot:
How was church ? Whaat was the sermon about?

Mondisweets:
The anti-rape condom, called "Rape-aXe," features rows of jagged hooks designed to attach to a man's penis during penetration. Once attached, the condom can only be removed by a doctor - hopefully when authorities can arrest him, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom's designer, told CNN.

"It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure."

Ehlers said she sold her house and car to launch the project, and she planned to supervise the distribution of 30,000 free devices in cities hosting the World Cup soccer matches. After the trial period, they'll be available for about $2 apiece, according to CNN.

"The mother of two daughters said she visited prisons and talked to convicted rapists to find out whether such a device would have made them rethink their actions," CNN reported. "Some said it would have."

Critics say the condom makes women vulnerable to violence from men trapped by the device.

It's also a form of "enslavement," Victoria Kajja, a fellow for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in the east African country of Uganda, told CNN. "The fears surrounding the victim, the act of wearing the condom in anticipation of being assaulted all represent enslavement that no woman should be subjected to."

Kajja added that the device reminds women of their vulnerability.

"It not only presents the victim with a false sense of security, but psychological trauma," she added. "It also does not help with the psychological problems that manifest after assaults."

But she acknowledged that the device might allow justice to be served.

Rape convictions are rare in most African countries, according to CNN. Victims don't get immediate access to medical care, and DNA tests to provide evidence are too expensive.

Women take drastic measures to prevent rape in South Africa, Ehlers said. Some go so far as to insert razor blades wrapped in sponges in their private parts.

Critics have said the device is like something out of the Middle Ages.

"Yes, my device may be medieval, but it's for a medieval deed that has been around for decades," she told CNN. "I believe something's got to be done ... and this will make some men rethink before they assault a woman."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/anti-rape-condoms-picture-will-jagged-teeth-deter-world-cup-sex-assaults-rape-axe-hopes-so/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKgCmAAD5g

AirborneLacer:
Uhn. . .Bluv abeg no bring in more of those God Lagers biko.

The effect is phucking profound

Coli baby how're you doing today?

neighy:
chelsea vs everton? how many bottles u dnn take?

KelvinGraphics:
Baba all thanks to De Gea oo.... Dat boy suprised me today, it's like them increase d lad salary within d week.

Atleast now i go watch Chelshit vs A**.nal match on top of my voice.
Anybody we dem win i go laff am. But i prefer they draw o.
Wia ris Irishkez and Obayaya.

@Caseless Kiddablingz, Lertee, ochon, Rozzay, Missberrypop5, Dygeasy abeg make we go celebrate dis our win 4 JBLUV55 bar. Ahswear e no easy.

ochon:
I dey tells you. I no go worry as my team don win. E go shock people when Man Utd go carry league.

Ceasar1:
Nothing like luck joor. We trash them hands down.

I can't wish you goodluck in your match. So; so long.
We will talk after the match.

jobsat34:
thanks man
thats my job

You're welcome sire . Chelsea still leading by a lone goal @ end of 1st half .

AirborneLacer:
Well, I'm not in for those emotional megedefegede, It's a contractual marriage. She gives me two kids and she gets paid off - that's the prenuptial agreement.

This is supposed to be a secret but heck I'm in a pub where honesty is guaranteed - all thanks to beer

She's pregnant and it should be for me or maybe not. . .

Beennkumar:
I honestly don't care about them.

Eid ul-Aida is tomorrow though.

Ivanspring:
Jbluv sweerie...i've been great. How's the bar? Hope business is good.

neighy:
Yea Man Utd Escaped with a victory and hia comes the fabulous
Che vs Ars
i leave the floor to you Jobsat34 i'l come and clear the floor afta each half... JOBSAT DO UR THING #KICKOFF

Intacta:
I'll go for d evening mass..

neighy:
GoodMorning people... Its anoda EPL super Sunday... With tha London derby...

Am Neighy nd with me are my analyst Harlos and Jobsat34 and we'll be taking today's Epl MAtCHES.. So stay with Us and get the best of analysis NL has to Offer (BROUGHT to you by JB's Bar)

jobsat34:
Gud PM ladies n gentlemen.. This jobsat reportin live frm d studio of jbluv55 relaxation centre..

Right now man utd vs everton is on.. My bet is a first half draw.. While i see utd winnin by slim margin in d second half..

Later in d day, london derby btw d pride of london (cfc) n noise of london (afc).. Arsenal will be without their influential mdf ramson while ramires is also out for d blues..
Wenger n his boys scout has been doin d talkin while the roman army remain discrete.. My take (sentiment apart) is anoda whitewash.. 3-0 in favour of cfc..

Over tu yu my co analyst for ur take...

Tag; neighy, jbluv55, harlos

Swiftboy:
Lalaboy
Jbluv55
harlos
How many goals are we gona beat Arsenal today?

Ceasar1:
Lol, I know what I saw. But I will let that pass. It's too early for Spacgtoko to file for a divorce isn't it?...

BTW, I'm counting on Arsenal to trash you hands down today. For me, I've got to take care of something. It's pay back time for Everton.

kelly27:
Please where is the pop corn for relaxation? I really need to relax

Swiftboy:
am chilling! Waiting for our match with Arsenal. We'll win.

Tamudo:
courtesy of the security camera*according to spc* na una salah meat be dis oooo
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jobsat34:
chelsea team list;

coutoius
azpillicueta terry cahil ivanovic
fabregas matic
schurlle oscar hazar
costa

arsenal team list
schnezy
chamber, materseker kosieny gibs
wheelchair, flamini, ozil, carzola, alexis
welback

Swiftboy:
Nice one 3 nil is okay.

Intacta:
Very fine..
Urs?

AirborneLacer:
Nah.

I come across as someone you know?



Am I not too old for that ish?

I should be concerned about putting food on the table not surfing in Bahamas with my wife.

What do you think Bluv?

Elvisonjack2:
am good man...wbu?

happy xunday!