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khiaa: Hello my luv:
Baby I'm here to share that bottle of Jonnie walker with you. Jbluv55 add a bottle of 7up to that order.

Hello ma'am . How is your day going?

Sorry I wasn't here to attend to you but I believe you were served eventually?

daveP: dechandel!!


I completed it already
show me what youve got (runs) wait o, why im i running. Barman 3bottles of scwheppes!

Davo baba . How are you this cold afternoon?

*serves him*

[img]http://www.schweppes.ca/img/bottle.png[/img]

SpcAgtOko: *leaves a love note for jbluv55 to find in the morning*

https://papercrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/deluce-letterpress-love-note.jpg



For his eyes only

(neighy if you peek I will know)

*opens love note and reads*

Wow!!! You're the best sweerie. I love you too

*quickly gets her Starbucks coffee and serves her*

https://www.starbucks.com.au/imagecache/bestfit/750x750/_files/Beverages/processed-2013/darkmochafrapp.jpg

So how are you today love?

neighy: the Fact his... I wlda been his attorney... No be that kain ba2l dem dey lose oo...

I wan take the case up today o.

neighy: GOODMORNING YA'ALL... How was your Night
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Jbluv55
April07 love
stenon dear
AfricanApple coconut
jobsat34
and all our Wonderful Customers
the Theme for today is #DNT GET SCAMMED

Bawo ni?

Tamudo: Oga jab, I abvstand ooo. I was dr also but doing... u knw what

We go finish that season film today o

cirmuell: o ye mi. have a nyc day bro.

Thanks bro. How's your day going?

Elantracey: hmmmm thanks , good morning

Tracy Tracy bawo ni?

Dygeasy: And the ladies are wooing those that wooed them. This is predictable.

MizMyColi
Jbluv55

See what I was on about yesterday.

Everything in life is a competition

dechandel: Decha what?
Good morning


Uncle Jbluv55
Good morning

Bawo ni Dechandel? Hope you're good?

emmyspark007: Boss if no be say na u eh...I for done start dey break bottle for ppl head

E be like say we go soon break that bottlessss sef. I wan buy market today

jobsat34: neighy
jbluv55

still waiting for my order...

btw, up selsi
see reason why English players do not attract offers outside England..
names club country age position value
Ross Barkley Everton fc England 20 Dmf/cmf 50m pounds
Anderson Talisca Benfica fc Brazil 20 cmf/omf 20m euro
Williiam Carvalho Sporting lisbon Portugal 22 Dmf/cmf 22m euro

Sorry I'm just coming sir, what was your order?

AfricanApple: *in psquare's voice* we back again!!!!!!!!!!

devil is a liar when it made that tsunami to happen wiping away my precious Hausa thread.

for those who might view and be confused, this is a thread where u can come learn how to speak Hausa. join me as I learn!!!!!

paretomaster shall we proceed from where we stopped?
I kindly awaits your arrival





datalossvictim u were a student, come o let's continue our classes


jbluv55

Yarinya mai kyau, Yaya ne?

WOW!!!! I am here o. Sorry customers. Jb went on investigation work ni o

r231:

Na battle till the end o

I'm a gladiator sire and we never say die . Coupled with my experience in Northern Nigeria, I don't mind apologizing for being wrong . I even apologize a lot for not allowing peeps to be seen as being right . Which is why I had even asked the others to let sleeping dogs lie but just for curiosity sake, I'll do some digging and I hope for 'her' sake that I'm not right again .

Obinoscopy: lol @ personal person

Don't worry, this is a serious matter. Serious money is involved. I won't be biased. Just make sure my commission is agreed upon b4 d D-day

No wahala sir, agency fees na 10% for my side o but I hear say na 5% for that side abi e don reduce ni? .

r231: Lol

Bring your proof and I will supply you the name and address that number is registered to including call logs

Haaa!!!!! Lobatan! I think I already lost the battle before I even started .

I'll still try my luck sir .

Obinoscopy: Maybe, maybe, just maybe. You see, you don't even know Gowon's complaint. Just like everyone else.

Did Gowon say that Jenny's crime was posting the pic of someone else on her profile page? If that's what he said, then I guess he can go ahead and create a thread that Jbluv55 or r231 is a scammer too (not me sha cos my pix is mostly on my dp )

Haba Oga!!!! Me nor dey even like to put my pix sef. Na just voice I dey put na im some chics(and frauds :) dey flood my mail with plenty of PM .

r231: Beyond a resonable doubt

Ok sir .


SpcAgtOko, we got work to do o . My Oga Obinoscopy is a witness and I've know him to never be biased even tho' Oga r231 na im personal person .

SpcAgtOko: Is the ladies wooing starting?

Here you go .

www.nairaland.com/1924638/wooing-challenge-2014-ladies-edition

r231: Defend herself for what doh?

What is the crime?

That's why I keep saying I am not bothered about the chat msg because if you are calling me a thief and haven't told me what I stole, why should I defend myself......

The chat is pointless !!

Case settled sire .

But will I still have my million dollars naira by noon tomorrow if I can....*clears throat*.....you understand me sir .

Obinoscopy: Please do oh. And we will demand he absolves himself by posting his picture with your heart intact

And I'll do just that sire .

*whispers to him*......but not until she opens the thread or goes to the wooing thread for ladies .

r231: It's not about the chat doh......

Example -

Obinoscopy claimed you defraud him, so he opened a thread for fraud......

Don't you think obinoscopy should be able to tell us how it happened, when it happened and if there is any supporting evidence?

To this sir, I concur 100%.

r231: It's not about the chat doh......

Example -

Obinoscopy claimed you defraud him, so he opened a thread for fraud......

Don't you think obinoscopy should be able to tell us how it happened, when it happened and if there is any supporting evidence?

Which is why I ended up saying that Gowon behaved immature. Its not really my/your concern but its a pity not everyone would tell you he is wounded because he doesn't want to be seen as weak . Some of us are beyond that stage and we know when to talk . Maybe some are created to help defend others?

The point here is maybe Gowon was not defrauded, maybe he suspected and then saw an info that confirmed his suspicion. Unfortunately for him he was the type that acts impulsively and he screamed fraud before he could gather raw facts .

What Jenny should have done honorably(since she was comfortable putting a pix of herself half-nude) is to use another pix to defend and quench the story. She didn't and started using chats to defend and thus She's guilty .

r231: Lol

Not vexing at all

Oya na, Oga scopes don offer to pay for the drink. You prolly think we wouldn't have your type of drink here but you should know this is NL where we even the dead are being raised electronically . We'll serve you anything of your choice ....*whispers to him*.....even Potato Paratha

Obinoscopy: But on a serious note, Jbluv55 and Arva can you guys explain what GowonAbacha's complaint was?

r231: I really want to know too

I wasn't there initially but someone brought up the issue to my attention .

I went through the thread and saw the Jenny posting a chat with gowon****2 when that nick was only created same day . Then I decided to go thru the whole thread and it became obvious to me there was some foul play.

That chat Jenny posted was completely doctored and that makes the account a suspect. A number of such accounts keep defrauding people who are too shy or embarrassed to admit that they fell victim. Its unfair IMO.

Obinoscopy: By the way, why haven't you guys served r231 sth? Has everything in the fridge finished? Even if it's water?

I don offer to serve am sir but e be like say e dey vex with us noni o

Lagunna:

Where dat our Olawana na?

SpcAgtOko: Just wondering.... Can I get in on this bet? And can you exchange it for 1 million us dollars?

A million naira is $6135 and that's all we get dear . Its manageable . Abi do you want us to leave Oga r231 cashless?

Lagunna: mtscheew.. yio ba furo e

Ko si wahala baba mi. You get mouth . I get one musical contest I dey try organize sef but I go hint you later .

r231: Well the number is a legit UK number!

There is a different tone for the numbers that was generated when you call them and also you can't call the numbers with a prepaid phone....

Actually sir, technology improves by the minute. I have dealt with similar situations and I have come to the conclusion that one shouldn't defend any ideas or assertions till well researched .

I still insist that there's a possibility that number ain't genuine and as you say, I have up till midday tomorrow to prove myself right or forfeit the mil you promised .

To be realistic, I know the mil might be a joke, but you'll owe me one if I am able to defend my assertion . Deal sir?

SpcAgtOko: Like me!



*whispers* no, really, I have a degree in fraud investigation

We can work as a team and share the mil dear. Oga r231 seems to be well loaded .