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MissSlimbody: Daada l'Eko wa. Baale ile yin ko ooo.Hehehe ![]() ......ok o.*whispers to her in Dechandel's voice*...abi na caretaker? ![]() ![]() ![]() How's your monday going btw? |
lertee: I mean err erm,i'm not singleBwahahaha ![]() ![]() ![]() |
AfricanApple: *draws ears* ehn! dust wetin.I don land madam ![]() . |
Odilafta: Na so our love go take last? You no see me,you no call,no text...sha serve me one loaf of bread and egg andteaHaaaa!!!! Odilafta Awayu na? I nor want make barcanista think say I dey try snatch im property noni o. Nor vex dear ![]() *rushes to serve her* [img]http://1.bp..com/-ffW2ezd6w14/UBhm5qqPgII/AAAAAAAACR8/32L8-7EMP7E/s1600/IMG_4814.JPG[/img] |
daveP: Erm... Okay. Dyg make see shapali see behind stage.....Whudup bro? Good morning. |
Dygeasy: That's why I'm asking.I guess the reasons for organizing the contest might help in determining. A lady shouldn't be denied the opportunity of expressing her own feelings regardless of whether She's wooing someone else or 'reciprocating' a mutual feeling . I think it should be left the way it has been, no ineligibility declarations ![]() . |
Dygeasy: I'm still trying to figure out the rules. I'm thinking the men that were chosen and the ladies that were wooed in the Men's edition shouldn't be eligible here.You want to declare two-thirds of the ladies that have the courage to woo ineligible? Think again bro . |
SpcAgtOko: I think this package belongs to youWOW!!! *opens the package and.... WOW!!! *whispers to her*....I love the contents of the package, lemme go keep it in the most secure place I know before Danhumprey or neighy start getting any ideas ![]() ![]() . *gives her a full kiss and runs to mercury with the package * |
shoefreak:Really? Person nor dey see your brakelights na. |
SpcAgtOko: *feeling sleepy....might need another kiss or three hundred*Aaaawww!!!! *gives her a long kiss* *whispers into her ear*......I thought you had a thing for rice ![]() . |
Danhumprey: I don open my eyes tey tey. Na only Beennkumar and him wayo-wayo Dechandel na im I see.The others have gone on their honeymoonsssss. When they come around I'll let you know ![]() ![]() . |
shoefreak: Lertee!!Shoefreak for the mamake ![]() . Ekaaro o . How you dey na? |
SpcAgtOko: Cake?!Buhehehehe ![]() ![]() .*gives her a full kiss to wake her up *Cake isn't your favorite meal dear ![]() ![]() . |
Danhumprey: You mean you Jbluv of all people? A serial flirter and player? SpcAgtOko: He is a retired player/flirter now. That's what happens when you find the right girl ![]() ![]() ![]() *gives her a hug* Thanks Sweerie. That's why I love you so much |
SpcAgtOko: What is your favorite food?And don't you already know that darling - your favorite too . |
dechandel: Good morningYes it was. And quite cold too ![]() ![]() |
dechandel: Do you eat your favourite food everyday?I don't eat my favorite food everyday but I take it many times per week ![]() I didn't ![]() ![]() |
MissSlimbody: Comfirm omo EpeEhen??!! Nice sha. Bawo l'Eko? Shey baale ile wa niyen ninu aworan yen ni? ![]() |
Caseless: masa clean pass any indian food nau. Indian ppl nor too clean like that. You need to chow potato paratha to feel the way I'm feeling. And in any case plenty of Hausas love Indian culture and tradition ![]() . |
dechandel: Good morningGood morning ma'am . |
Beennkumar: https://us.123rf.com/450wm/paulschlemmer/paulschlemmer1303/paulschlemmer130300050/18468049-young-man-in-bed-with-headache-depression-and-hangover-yawning-from-early-morning-waking-up-everyone.jpgI see you're just waking up sire . *whispers to him*......you have a very wonderful lady . She's been defending you all day ![]() . |
Danhumprey: Hmmmm. How many languages can you speak? Don't brag. SpcAgtOko: I am only fluent in Sarcasmwww.nairaland.com/attachments/1573516_just_observing_things_jpeg_jpeg4ff747571ad7324566a9bee86a7ef9ec |
KelvinGraphics: Baba mi, kilonsele na?Brother mi, I dey o . Una don resume? |
Danhumprey: Please,do sir!You see, instead of beating round the bush since you would have just stated what you wanted . Lemme ring the one and only agu nwayi if she can still make it here tonight . *dials her number*......*ringing * |
dechandel: 1.. I don't know what wayo isI have supported you dear . I remember vividly that Beennkumar has been the one all along and I have rammed it into his head . *whispers to her*.....What I think we should do next is find an Opeke for Danhumprey ![]() ![]() |
neighy: lol I understand you... Only pple who have Gone tru that knows what it truly feels like... An Order Hia Boss JBLUV55 our Customer needs SomethinG StrongShe seemed troubled but then doesn't want to talk anymore. |
KelvinGraphics: Jbluv55, good evening sir.Evening Kelvo . |
neighy: its Good to see... No be oly me Special agent don play... I dey watch as she dey Kick you inside Goal post since... I just dey laff... Ref(JBluv55) no wan gri blow... As him no blow my own sef... ROTFLMAO... ![]() |
alomosweets: The spirit...think it had a 70 on it.Hope this should do . https://www.drinksecrets.com/images/ingredients/megahuge/xxl_Armagnac.png Oya talk dear . |
Danhumprey: Well,ayam serious now! Come to me!The lady has spoken sire ![]() . Shall I find you another sweet lady? ![]() |
alomosweets: So everyone sure is happy. Don't wanna be the spoilsport. Ignore me.Talk to us dear, I AM willing to listen. |
alomosweets: Ever felt like you just need someone to talk to, someone who can actyooly listen and give differing opinions from the ones you tell yourself in the mirror? No face, no strings, just someone.Talk to us here dear, we are willing to listen and proffer . What drink would that be? |
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