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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:16am On Sep 23, 2014

Tymax: I have been reading about Jbluv55's relaxation centre for a while. First time here. I must say, my experience beat my imagination.

Thank you bro for making my day glorious.

*Off to bed* What a fulfilled day.

Hehehe

. You are very welcome sire. Hope we'll see you again wink

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Good morning

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:13am On Sep 23, 2014

JayKayMaybachz: Bros hectic na understatement oooo... Me get hustle oooo.... I get responsibility ... Thanks muan for the drink jare.... Hope sey yhu ko follow don dis small?
Btw, drop me your whatsapp id... Cos sometimes me no dey gada time come online....

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God go bless your hustle bro

. Hope your day is going as planned wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:00am On Sep 23, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Oya na

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:29am On Sep 23, 2014

dechandel: The bar got new pretty babes na after the nl tsunami
And u forgot me

Good morning
Hope you've been good?

Haaaa!!! My sincere apologies dear. The bar was not meant to be reopened after the tsunami. I was more or less forced to reopen it under duress grin

. I'll make it up to you somehow wink

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I've been good o. And I'm better seeing you this morning

. So what shall I offer you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:21am On Sep 23, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Lolz..
Definently he will.
This is an Official I.V 4 u and ur date Beennkumar. i already got CDAMSEL
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Kelvo how far? Make we relate behind closed doors na wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:15am On Sep 23, 2014

dechandel: Uncle Jbluv55
Long time o
How body?

Dechandel the sweet one, good morning dear

. Tis been a while.

Where have you been?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:53am On Sep 23, 2014

teeo: Good morning everyone

Good morning sire

. Hope you slept well

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:05am On Sep 23, 2014

Beennkumar: Thanks bro.

You're welcome wink

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BTW, when is your birthday?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:03am On Sep 23, 2014

KIRIJI: Adufe bawo ni? Olorun mo, oti lo rewa ju. Talo jo? Se mummy ni abi daddy?

Oga sir, ekaabo sir

.

*guides him to a seat*

What do I serve you sir?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:01am On Sep 23, 2014*

JayKayMaybachz: @Kelvingraphics ah don add yhu for whatsapp....@ Jbluv55 na your own remain

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:46am On Sep 23, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Oga I am here oooo

I see U baba.

I will do the needful first thing tomorown mawning.. Today don already late.

How Market na??

SpcAgtOko say U never pay her salary for 2months. Is that true??

Okies

. No qualms

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Market dey move o grin

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She won't be needing salary, she'll be getting something better wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:43am On Sep 23, 2014

Adufetohposh: I've been ordered to go to bed... I'll take my liquor tomorrow... slp posh y'all.

Toh!!! Would you be needing a cab home ma'am, or did you come with Keke napep? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:41am On Sep 23, 2014

TRADELYN: And this one is hayoakins' cake just in case that one no reach.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1726300_images32_jpegb4bf109321fbc3f4875e0d01b6f1c7c5

*Enjoy yaself today...life is too short*

*cuts a slice and offers it to SpcAgtOko

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https://www.dorsetcereals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Cake.jpg

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:29am On Sep 23, 2014

JayKayMaybachz: Lol..... Ebola geh time finish.... Em sabi observe die.... E observe pass hiv. .... Abeg gimme one bottle of Red label meh ah cawie soji body.... as e bad reach... man pikin get flex body.... .... So Jbluv55 how ya yesterday been dhey?

Here you go sire

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[img]http://www.drankgigant.nl/media/catalog/product/j/o/johnnie_walker_red_label2_1_1_1.jpg[/img]

Baba my day was kinda hectic o. Money nor too flow but month go soon end sha cheesy

. How ya own sir?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:25am On Sep 23, 2014

Tymax: Choi! Dis is enjoyment o

You're welcome bro

. Glad we've been able to add to the happiness

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:22am On Sep 23, 2014

neighy: l0l... Ur heart in her custody For wat crime na... Coz i no undstnd oOo

Why not let's ask tuface? I'm sure he has an answer to that question cheesy

.

*plays tuface "if **** is a crime" grin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvv1jOFMyNg

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:17am On Sep 23, 2014

Beennkumar: Yeah. I'm actually studying a few materials online.

Okies

. Wish you goodluck

.

Word of advice, be yourself and don't be timid. Also learn a few things about the organization itself wink

. Cheers bro.

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:15am On Sep 23, 2014

JayKayMaybachz: Bia una never crash? i wan lock gate

Oga we nor dey lock gate for here o grin

. Na 24hr service cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:14am On Sep 23, 2014

JayKayMaybachz: Jbluv55 Yhu suppose don close by now.... u no hear sey Ebola real die?

Oga sir, you nor sabi say ebola nor dey look time ni? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:11am On Sep 23, 2014

Adufetohposh: Who Is here plz? I need liquor in my system .... I wonder why sleep ain't coming

What do you need ma'am?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:10am On Sep 23, 2014

temigracie: Hian!!!....smirnoff kee!..I rebuke the alcoholic spirit....

Just get me alomo and baron (mix am ni oo).....they are just soft drinks...

*wondering if she get person wen she wan deal with tonight cheesy

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Yes ma'am

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*pours the baron grin

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https://www.1stuniquegifts.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/glass-of-wine.jpg

*pours the alomo and serves her cheesy

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[img]http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa12/Wine.jpg[/img]

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:56pm On Sep 22, 2014

SpcAgtOko: Thanks dear .. *whispers to him you can go easy on him*

Okay dear, will do

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:51pm On Sep 22, 2014

SpcAgtOko: I was doing cleaning duties. The place was looking a little rough. I can't let it be seen in that state.

Aaaww!!! That's a lovely thing to do darling

. You deserve Starbucks coffee and a kiss when you are done dear cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:46pm On Sep 22, 2014

temigracie: smirnoff ice??....

Hello ma'am, Welcome

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*guides her to a seat beside the celebrant in the VIP lounge*

Shall I bring the smirnoff for you also? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:44pm On Sep 22, 2014

Beennkumar: Thanks bro.

I'm sure you've had your bath already.

You're welcome. Are you studying any materials in readiness for the interview?

And yes of course I had a hot bath and felt so much better afterwards cool

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:40pm On Sep 22, 2014

TRADELYN: OK then...

*Drops tymax's birthday cake for all to share.*
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1726290_images2_jpeg8a38ef15772cafb04789a7778aff64ab

*Bites out of tymax's cake cheesy

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[img]http://rickydeanhall.files./2013/02/eating-cake.jpg[/img]

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:36pm On Sep 22, 2014

neighy: boss who you go believe...make love no blind you oOo

I'm not judging for now but just so you know, She's the custodian of my heart cool

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:33pm On Sep 22, 2014

Tymax: Thank you.
[Looks around the VIP lounge] Wow, really posh lounge.

I'll have a bowl of goat meat pepper soup, please. And a smirnoff ice too.

Right away sir

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*serves him*

https://thetrentonlinecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/goat-meat-pepper-soup-the-trent-g.jpg[img]http://thiswaytotheegress.files./2010/07/smirnoff_ice_standard.jpg[/img]

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:25pm On Sep 22, 2014

SpcAgtOko: How many people are having birthdays today?!?

Whispers *mine is in three days*

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:20pm On Sep 22, 2014

neighy: what do you mean Say ma oga they think slow *STRAIGHT FACE

dre11: That one no go reach

He knows what am saying..... That's some coded information

*watches the two clowns from afar while laughing @ them cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:17pm On Sep 22, 2014

Tovot: U no well jb. Infact off the music. I no dance. Dont you know that lady like me doesnt dance to loud music? Abi when did ur bar turn to nightclub?

Haaaa!!!! For the mamake grin

. E ma binu o.

Oya what shall we do to pacify you na? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:15pm On Sep 22, 2014

Tymax: Boss. Wow! Thanks.

Let the choppings begin!

Welcome sir!!!

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

Happy Birthday sire

. What shall we serve you?

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