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lertee: Not really,i watched maltina dance all by 7pm then the johnsons ,I saw little of the matches till about 12minutes.


Ask please..

That maltina show . Okies.

Where you from? Hope am not prying o .

HFOG: :-(

Aha!!! Mami HFOG, how are you today? And how do you find this weather?

ideology: You and pairing

Welcome sire .

*guides him to a comfortable seat*

What shall I serve you sir?

dre11: Am good mah swerry
I see u I happy die because I know today is gonna be mah lucky day




I see how u display am..... I hope say Manchester U fans go come bar today because their team no dey the competition again

Dem nor gree show o except for lertee .

neighy: Na wu see that Southampton GOAL!!

neighy: UPDATES... Arsenal 1 Vs Southhampton 2 ... Liverpool 1 Vs Middlesbrough 0 .... RealMadrid 3 Vs Elche 1

Arsenal in trouble o

AfricanApple: I'm really really sorry for been forgetful. okay now I know, jbluv55 uh!

Nigerian apple ke, see how it even sounds masef, besides which apple naija get

Ok you are pardoned ma'am . I also still remember the wooing thang - you against Coli and Zee if I can still remember .

So kini oruko re gan na?

lertee: Thanks.
Very good day sir,i started dancing shoki when I knew i'd close early..
Now home relaxing.

Hope your day is going well

Wow!! So are you watching the matches or what?

And would you mind me asking you a question?

Silkmoth33: I bought snails two big big ones today. If that's what u mean.

U still dey Lagos? Abi IB city? When be ur next trip through d east!

Hehehehe . I love snails most especially when fried

I dey IB now . No trips towards that side for now o. Make I dey this side plan some tinz .

neighy: *acts lyk i dint hear dat... *shakes liqour in a vacuum throws it up and catch

*watches him in amazement *

*smiles and walks away *

Xtarxhyne: I no fall in love...I just wan marry am unto free food/drinks mata

Ok. You go dey get free drinks and food once in a while, no need for the marrying cos I'm taken already

Tamudo: U dey count am ni?*shocked*
Come to tink of it,56th! The tin plenty oo. I don try be that oooo. Anysha Goodnite oo

Shall we @least offer you a drink on the house that you can take away if you refuse to drink here? .

princesa: oh the royal family are fine and minding their royal businesses

Nitty darling is taking care of the royal business in preparation for...well old man king is quite sick

And me, I took a break from the suffocating protocol of the palace, looking for a few fling here and there with cute dudes

I trust I'm in the right place?

Shall I just summon nitty for you because most of this dudes have their eyes glued to the TV right now because Arsenal is playing.

Xtarxhyne: abeq...I wan b flower girl


hehehehehe..no alw us spread our Ankara for sun na ...
..oootii yeeee



abeq na mixture I want....I just dey happy today..
..cold dey catch meself

Sure, you'll be made the first flower girl .

easyflowz: Loool!! I think a bottle of smirn off will do

Here you go sir .

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So how has your day been?

AfricanApple: *coughs*
*sneezes*


hmmmmmmm

Hehehehe . We'll invite you to our wedding soon .

daveP: very well then

You nor answer me o. What's the plan @ your end?

Xtarxhyne: hehehehehehe...u Neva serve me o

And what shall that be?

dechandel: Omg.. Omg
Is this for real??
Omo tonto here i land
Gbogbo bigs gals

Courtesy of Jbluv55
Official Godfather

You are welcome dear. You deserve that and more. Beennkumar already asked me to serve you whenever you showed up, so what shall it be?

easyflowz: Thank u sir Anything drinkable will do

Haaa!!!! That is going to be a problem sir. The last person that placed this kind of order started chasing me with a cutlass on finding out that the Lokili meat we served him was *** meat . You have to be specific sir .

STENON: @ JBLuvie...I really Appreciate ur Semo with Egusi soup...I shared it wit my room mates here...and I hope you can hear them saying Thank you, Adipe sir .......

Goodnight, I'm out now.....take good care of ur bar....Sleep well.... and dnt sell on credit o

goodnyt ma'am and enjoy your night dear. Odaro .

Xtarxhyne: who s space goat abi spc deni




pls o.

leave my jbluv55 for me o

Alakoba l'omo yii ke . I go call KelvinGraphics make he con handle you o .

*sights easyflowz @ the entrance, approaches him*

Welcome to our relaxation center sir .

*guides him to a seat*

What shall we offer you?

dre11: Am just trying to make sure everybody is safe here
Pls switch to the game btw Bayern and Paderborn



Where did africanapple go self....
I guess she went to the rest-room

Hehehehe .

*switches the TV to the match*

Results displayed below. Match @ 34 mins now .

Silkmoth33: Come oh! Dis match don't start?

14mins from now .

princesa: a good non-alcoholic drink should be fine. And I'm still awaiting the handsome guy

Here you go ma'am .

*serves her*

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*looks around again while wondering*.....Where is this handsome dude sef?

dre11: Jb I hope ur detector are working perfectly....
Because u still know the drill


BTW....I hope all is well

Detectors are very functional and if say na.... *coughs and clears throat*.....she get the detectors go don automatically fling her comot .

STENON: Wow....tnx so much....

And btw....No be evrybody sabi recognise Jokes sha o,....Some pple don press control P and which is nt meant to be, Owkay o...No wahala.... Thanks

For here na erryborry sabi say we dey bar so relax mami .

*whispers to her*......but if you like Mr A make, nor dey carry the matter joke alone o

*serves her and runs away*

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SpcAgtOko: *sits on his laps with my arms hugging around his neck*
Yes, dear?

*kisses her neck while rubbing her back*

*whispers to her*....shall we go into the inner chambers and work this out .

STENON: Really?....

* Brings Left Ear closer to him like an Amebo.......

....JBLuvies....Pls kindly tell me those that Said that...and I will reply you back wit my own response.............ehmmmmmm................ Pls dnt be offended by that statemnt o o

Hehehe

*whispers some mumbo jumbo to her and runs away*

STENON: Ayaf said it na....I want eats Semo wit Rice...Lobatan!!

Ok ma'am .

*whispers to her*.....no need for that thing wey you write for up na. Everybody sabi say na joke u dey na .

Make I go bring your food come.

*dashes away*

Silkmoth33: Anyway. This country dey hard everybody. Wetin man go do?

Nothing o. Na just to pray to God o .

STENON: Owkay, Stella wanna Eats Ehmmmm....ehmmmmm....



thinking.....
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.pls wait.....


emmmm......



owkay now.....


Stella wanna eats Rice with Semovita with rice

*taps her by the shower*

Wake up ma'am, Rice with what?