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harlos: Owa stressful baje

Oju tin kan mi lati lo school gan sef.

How body?

Ma kanju labe to gbona na . Relax your mind.

Body dey o. Weather cool sha, harmattan go soon set in

mismore: evening to everybody in da house

More dearie . Hello, Awayu?

mspee: The 'pee' in my nick doesn't stand for urine!
Ayam 'mama Peace'

When una do the traditional? why you no invite we the elders to come pray for una?

I'm not on to anything, believe me.

I have heard of true love na. I heard of it in my street, is it not love with plenty money?


Wait, jbluv55 priest? we give up!

Don't gifup just yet till we are through with the 'joinery'

HFOG: And what language might this be?

Its gibberish ma'am .

HFOG: Ladies and gents you mean. Nothing much my dear. Just striving to complete my work before resumption. Anything for me?

Hehehe, yes plenty of things for you ma'am. What do you want?

mspee: Okay thanks a lot Mr. Leshora

You are welcome Elder Student .

Silkmoth33: now!!!!!! I done they wait since morning.

Her timezone is fücking things up and causing unnecessary delays.

Oya where is the bride o


Alorax2 let's start making preparations

Silkmoth33: but that's ur nick Nah!

Yes and no! We done do the traditional, no bride price thank god.

All that's left is for jb to do his job! Did u know jb works three jobs one of em involves being a priest.

I take it u r onto something with ur concept of love.
but have u heard of true love before?

Hehehe . Reverend Obinoscopy and Most Senior Nun Luxanne would also assist in performing the necessary marriage rites .

SpcAgtOko: Mein Heimlich liebe

Hmmmmm......

And its currently Chelsea 1 v 0 Schalke

harlos: So many small small children are falling in love nowadays

And in tuface's voice, "Don't get it twisted, love is a beautiful thing"

SpcAgtOko: Only if you kiss a girl who is wearing chapstick.

Hahahaha ......most girls have lipstick on . Wouldn't that stain my already red lips?

cirmuell: going good bro.


hope market dey move I see say u don get a new waitressassistance, I miss Miztola

Hahahaha ......the new waitresses haven't resumed duty yet o .

Miztola.......erm.......

Silkmoth33: I transmigrated from literature to this joint.

If ur looking for em that's where ull find em!

Buhahahaha . Ok sire .

vosquare: na wu dy play 2nyt jbluv55?

Our beloved Chelsea will be playing tonight against Schalke sir .

alomosweets: Fanta. And roast plantains. And fried chicken. Sauce too.

Sorry I'm serving you late ma'am, some guy by the name netwhore held me to ransom .

Here you go

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So when do I start my lessons?

Silkmoth33: one was s former moderator in literature I don't want u to mention her before she comes to whip my nash!

Hmmm......okies . And the other?

SpcAgtOko: Something like that

Hehehe . So won't kisses solve the lips problem?

alorax2: Chineke mee, who is getting married without consulting me d main wedding plannee, pls wats ur colour code, do u want flowers, cake, bridal train? Jb tell dem to consult me o

Sure ma'am . I'm the pointsman and I am hereby consulting you on their behalf .

Oya come and let's start the planning

mspee: Yay!!!

Elder agbalagba abi nla, oya let's celebrate. Give me my favorite... Ogidiga with chicken
_{do you have rothmans}

Hahahaha

Right away .

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*whispers to her*......na you wan take the rothmans?

SpcAgtOko: Tamudo #1 lurker

Maybe he's serving a ban and can't post?

Silkmoth33: OK! My French stopped at greeting.

Buhahahaha .

xp17: Vegas wedding is "awilo Sharp Sharp" ...was at the electric daisy carnival (EDC) sometime ago , you get to see where one dude was officiating up to 200 weddings in just a night, like 2mins to a wedding. lol! the funniest thing is, most of em were drunk to stupor and when they wake up the next morning, more than 90% of them will probably divorce.

only in Vegas , husband and wife will go to a club and the man will sit and watch his wife get laid by another guy or join em in 3some. Vegas life shall

rule No1 for tourists: whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Buhahahaha .......

https://www.cfoic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/laughing-audience.jpg

Whatever happens on Nairaland stays on Nairaland too I guess

mspee: And an elder too, abi?


I'm sha proud to be an elder o

Yes!!!! Elder kekere

harlos: Jbluv, owo meji fun eyan kan, shey ko wale

Baba o, je ko wale o . Bawo ni day e se n lo?

HFOG: Eya. But this one is beautiful too. Are you a mod?

Hehehehe, why not find out by yourself .

If you want to know the Mod Status of any member presently, just check the base of the member's profile and Viola you can be able to determine if the member is/isn't and which section such a member moderates .

SpcAgtOko: Es tut mir leid.... Es ist vorbei. Ich habe neue.

Hmmmmm.......Und wer ist der neue Mann?

HFOG: Wow! Never knew you'd served me. This impressive. Me is megally grateful dear sir. Me day was busy but blessed. How's yours?

Mine.....Adupe l'owo Olorun . Anything for the boys and girls today?

HFOG: Are your other monikers active too? How do you manage more than one?

Nah! Jbluv5 I deactivated last year hoping I would be able to gain access back to my original jbluv but to no avail. I tried getting the Admin to assist in gaining access back to the account but they wouldn't help at that point in time. I didn't bother trying again and just decided to stick to this .

SpcAgtOko: Not american culture

Hahahaha .

Bantino: Who wants to marry who?
Have they completed their marriage classes??

Since you called me here, give me 'goat head' with the water Jesus turned into wine in Galilee

They are just about completing the classes o and then the ceremony kicks off .

Here you go sire

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cdamsel: of course,go ahead

What your 'C' means