₦airaland Forum

Beennkumar: Love in pretence.

Hahahaha . Sorry sire but I won't be the one to introduce you to such a girl

Beennkumar: I'm not after her love. I'm actually after her money.

And what does she get in turn?

cdamsel: oh my sweet kelvingraphics,he is away on a business trip

Buhehehehe . So it must have been someone else that cuddled you to sleep?

Beennkumar: LOL! Get me a lady then.

But that would be contradicting your siggy sire .

Ivanspring: Hmmm...missed you too but your question is quite a tricky one...however, since its a bar and i'm a patron, i think i get to make the wishes and you get to make them come true

Hehe.....ever cunning and tactful you are ma'am . I guess I'll need to enrol with you so I can learn some tact


Make your wish(es) ma'am and watch them being granted right before thine very eyes .

Beennkumar: LOL! Got a lady for me?

Hehe ...... Maybe, maybe not . It depends .

SpcAgtOko: You skirted around that question.

Answer - None of the above .

Beennkumar: Awesome.

So you ain't got time for love sire?

AfricanApple: I brought belts for the guys and lingerie for the girls, u want one?

Yes . Shey it will fit me abi? .

harlos: I wasn't just in mood ni.

WE thank God o, wetin man go do?

Eeya!!! Some days are like that Jare . Hope you don dey get ready for your journey sha?

Tuntheycr7:
No vex naa..
Even this life is market on its own

dre11: If I vex....
I for don break bottle untop ur head before I talk to u

But since I no do am....
That means say I no vex be that

Buhehehehe

dre11: If I vex....
I for don break bottle untop ur head before I talk to u

But since I no do am....
That means say I no vex be that

Buhehehehe

harlos:

Hehe. I thot you were walking while sleeping noni o .

Howz your day been?

cdamsel: who b he abeg?

Kelvin noni .

SpcAgtOko: Are you already e-married? Or married-married? :oIs your wedding next?

Planning your e - marriage

Silkmoth33: she cornered me to whatsapp

Really? Is it now gonna be a Whatsapp marriage?

Ivanspring: You rubbed the lamp and i'm here...though not as a slave of the lamp but as its mistress

How have you been? I hope the bar is doing well...

Wow! The Queen of the park herself

We've all been fine ma'am and we sure missed ya .

So, who gets to make the wishes - the one who rubbed the lamp or the mistress of the lamp?

Silkmoth33: That Adamawa sef! Nah die.

Mehn! That place is no different from hell right now o

Silkmoth33: Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife but couldn't keep her.

He put her in a pumpkin shell
and kept her very well.

This your rhyme/story is contradictory .

Silkmoth33: mehn! Those buses r huge.


Ibadan---kwara---kogi or Niger---abuja right.



24hrs...the zigzag sure accounts for it

We use them mainly for transporting large and complex items which would otherwise cost huge amounts of 'pepper' if one were to make use of flights.

@bolded true. I hear the road is better now tho'.

SpcAgtOko: 20th

Aha! Silkmoth33 where art thou?

mismore: my day was gud nd hv goin places since mrnin.

anytn for me to chill wt?

Eeya. Pele moi dear.

What shall I serve you? And how's school?

SpcAgtOko: I see you harlos

I believe he is sleep walking and isn't there a term to describe that?

PrincessB1: Jst d simple 1c bt my parnt ar fluent in dat.....Naaa its nt d only tribe.... Igala dey na

And itshekiri(hope I got the spelling) right?

Tuntheycr7: Am doin fine

So how tinz ?


Lolzzzzz




So any gist for mi

Perhapz did my Mismore drop any msg of where she is goin to this nite
Cudnt C d new car ah bought for her at home or here

Erm......the gist be say we have a new couple here and they'll be tying the knot in a few days

I believe mismore just drove in not quite long ago .

dre11: She is on leave because her due date is drawing nearer and she need some bed rest

Hahahaha . Okay, hope she comes back very soon .

SpcAgtOko: He is occupied abi

Yep . Busy planning a wedding .

SpcAgtOko: That made me laugh.
Are you saying I look like a donkey?

Erm......I said 'We all'. Is that you?

Silkmoth33: Ah that's got to be d most stressful route.

How do u travel?

Lagos---->Ibadan---->Abuja----->Jos----->Bauch---->Gombe---->Numan----->Yola

Straight YoungShallGrow or Ekwos

Silkmoth33: right.

Hehe .......so where is SpcAgtOko to come make a choice of a date?

cdamsel: aint u just romantic

Ofcourse I slept well,when the blanket was ur arms

Actually I think it was He that sneaked up beside you o

Silkmoth33: yep! Benin to kano.


To travel to d creeks is even longer. Cross river to Benin nah two days drive.

A Cameroonian once said.

Adonbilivit

BTW, I think we now have a moniker 'Adonbilivit' on NL