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farano: jbluv55

Haaaa!!!! Sweetie mo! Make I rush serve u dear. Nor vex .

dre11: chairman
I hail oooo

Baba o . Rankadede . Yaya yau?

Missmossy: Enjoying my weekend already....i hail ooo ow ur syd naa?

So far, so good dear . How's life wt u?

Spaxon: i hail my oga

Hmmm.....Spaxon sweets, me n u get talk o .

sweetylicious: What does kissing mean?

Its similar to licking that sweet ice cream you've got there but this time you lick it from someone else's mouth - preferably the opposite sex .

Don't tell me you haven't done that before?

sweettease: Oh sorry, i kissed jaybee

jaybee3: which of the jaybee's?

I know you've been e-French kissing jbluv since birth but we are talking about tongue locking kinda kiss ya know

Hmmmmm.......

Ivanspring: If he passed by without noticing me, then he's not my king...if he came by when i was asleep, then i believe he will be back now that i'm awake.

The Queen Mother had her ways...perhaps she used palm kernel oil and soda soap...

Hmmmm.....words of a wise one . You are well versed and tutored.

*sings whizkid song*....."I got one, one question,,,,"

nitlad: Surprise me!!!

Here u go sire . VERY nicely prepared - one with plenty pepper and the other with moderate pepper .

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nitlad: You this bros, you sabi tame pesin. . .

eja aro nko?

Shey na BBQ abi pepper soup?

nitlad:

Oniyeye. . .

Gimme my as usual jor

*rushes inside and back with 3 bottles of snake venom*
Here u go sire
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nitlad: Let's test your phone's/device' processing power and your data buoyancy, shall we?

Haaa!!!! Baba o, e ma se bi e se to o.
*raises 2 hands and one feet in the air*

Tuale baba.

Make I drop am?

Danhumprey: You no well! Smh!

Hehehehe . You go con back con ask me whether I be TB Joshua .

Babe2sure: Don't mind him jare. Has he ever asked of a particular wine and it is not made available to him? @Dre11, I am not singing his NL bar's praises for nothing o. Anything you want will always be made available on request. . Abi you be jjc ni?

Hehehehe . Actually, its not my bar o. Its owned solely and entirely by NL, I'm just opportuned to be the bartender for now noni o .

So how r u dear?

nitlad: Broda JB, una welldone o
E ku oro aje

Kabiyesi o .

*lies down flat on the ground*

Bata yin ko gbodo tele, E te mi koja baba o .

fabulousdame: my family in venus needed my attention.

I C.....so r back to planet earth now?

alorax2: Good suggestions jb, u are d best. *raising her voice* switsoda where art thou? Come and have a taste o

Hehehehe . Ride on ma'am .

farano: Sweerie no now how's your day going? Good morning

Hmmmmm......so why do I get this odd feeling that....erm....*coughs(2ce)*......

Danhumprey: I no join

One Love all the same bro . I'll say pleny of prayers for Man Utd against this weekend's match against Burnley. My prediction though is that you'll play a draw .

thatgurlvixen: in that case,I don't have a jersey

In that case you are just a 'Paper Tiger' Barcelona fan

thatgurlvixen: we don't apply tinz o,,some of us are blessed like that. *pops collar*

And some of us desire some of you most in your natural blessed states .

luxanne: Lol. Azin eh! I haven't even registered sef, the crowd is scary...is it compulsory sef?

Actually it ain't compulsory but its important if you can afford the time and chance to get it. You never can tell what these our yeye leaders and law enforcement agents would bring up later on most especially if you had attained the age to have it .

Better be Safe than Sorry .

dre11: I hope this bar is well protected from the associated bacteria from this cough

Not to worry sire, there's a special ebola detector that flings anyone carrying the virus out instantly

Ivanspring: No. When i meet my king, i'll definitely recognise him. For my spirit will bear witness with his spirit...


The queen mother is doing great.

Hmmmmm.......what if he passes by without noticing you? Or prolly when u were asleep?

The Queen Mother bathed you with some special soaps when u were a toddler and while growing up . She took her time o .

dre11: see woman dey follow me drag football
I want to sleep now..... but just know the show isn't over.....
I see u later 2day

You've got to give it to Luxanne, She's good, VERY good .....*whispers to him*.....and I can bet not only on this kind of football field .

luxanne: Fixed or not, it wouldn't change the fact that...

......Chelsea is above Man Utd and are claiming the trophy this season *completed*

Well, I love both clubs so I'l just watch the best of them win.



*yawn* time to go guys, good night and sweet dreams



Miztola dear, I see u

Prolly would be one of the toughest group stage matches .

dre11: yes I know lady

I will one day come down there and I get u offline when I do decide to come

thatgurlvixen: I won't be around if and when you come

dre11: I don't want u to be around self because u will slow me down on things I need to do

*sits down in one corner like 9icegee while sipping ogokoro and talking to self *

This is gonna be another super story

luxanne: mama R na, u want me to tell everyone? ...yeah exactly, sorry jb

I think I should be the one telling you and Man Utd that

thatgurlvixen: I don't wear aprons .. Mehn,yu know how ladokites are,we come alive in d night time.. Dats when the major stuff happens

And what might this major stuff be?

Ivanspring: Why are you opening your mouth? Fly go enter oh.

I'm still looking for my king.

Then u remain a Princess and ur Prince is prolly close by but u refuse to see it .

I was asking about the Queen that brought this lovely Princess to this world .

Missmossy: Amen once more....thanks.

U r welcome omoba . The weekend is here again, do enjoy it .

Dre11, Spaxon, Victoriousvic, DaveP, Liamm and all, I greet una o.

Ivanspring: Actually, I am the queen...

Hmmm.....so where's the King?

sod09: this thread is the longest in nairaland book of record

Nay, it isn't but it is one thread that has spanned over years and refuses to die .