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Bantino: I'm not sure if he has won it before, but I have (ask Obinoscopy)

On which page did u win it?

texanomaly: You "supposedly" won it once. Then the number changed.

Hehehe . For this thread, yes but for NL Nah .

ultraawesome: Doesn't even matter...*fighting till the end*

You should note however that the first and last winner before the tsunami was determined on page 999 .

ultraawesome: Thank you bruva

U r welcome .

alorax2: Realy? Who?

Erm......I'll let u know when he comes .

Ivanspring: Do you want to kill me with that much chicken?

Please carve it...*looks around* i can't find the gentleman who brought me here...do you know where he's gone?

*runs in with the chicken and comes back with carved out parts*
https://www.candicekumai.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/barbecue-chicken.jpg

*whispers to her*......erm.....he may be in the VIP lounge

Babe2sure: *sneakily look right and left to check if Dre11 is around, so that he will not accuse her of coming alone*

I am fine, how are you too?

Give me nkwobi and Martini Asti brut.

*silently wishing that he has the drink so that he will not prove Dre11 right.*

*Drops the nkwobi and 3 bottles for her*

https://www.igbofocus.co.uk/assets/images/autogen/Nkwobi2_1.gif[img]http://dutyfreealko.ru/userfiles/shop/large/819_asti-martini-075-l.png[/img]

Hope that will do .

Ivanspring: Non-alcoholic please...and why can't i see the image of my grilled chicken and vegetables? Or did you burn it and think you could cover it up?

Actually yes, the first one got burnt. Apologies. Here's the new one I just made

https://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2013/1/30/1/GH0505H_garlic-roasted-chicken-and-root-vegetables-recipe_s4x3.jpg

And ur wine
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/food/red-wine-BP-615.png

dre11:

are u telling me he is I am a Casanova...... those ones are just his my ex and noting more

since u need someone who can do that functions well and effectively

FIXED!!!

alorax2: How?

Hehehe . Dre11 was trying to refer to himself but made a mistake by putting Jb, so I did the needful by helping him make corrections to what he wrote .

alorax2: Thru chemistry, biology even phyics law of attraction

I guess that shouldn't be a hard task . I believe I might know someone that might have all these qualities you've mentioned .

Ivanspring: Thank you. Do you have grilled chicken with vegetables?

And i'd like some red wine please...

*Dishes out grilled chicken for her*
[img]http://knowgluten.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grilled-chicken-and-vegetables-knowgluten.jpg[/img]

Would u like alcoholic or non alcoholic ma'am?

Naturally, its naturally natural that someone with the moniker 'naturally' would get mentioned naturally every 10mins and most especially now that Nairalanders have learnt that the monier naturally now exists on NL, they would naturally increase their reference to the word 'naturally' thereby making his mentions increase no longer in Arithmetic Progression but now in Geometric Progression. However, I believe Seun and the mods would naturally not be willing to assist because it seems obvious that naturally is a veteran who created this moniker after the NL tsunami probably and naturally just for fun. Its therefore naturally natural to let naturally enjoy the mentions he or she is getting while it lasts .

The fortunate thing is that I have mentioned the word 'naturally' 15 times in this single post and I'm naturally expecting that he should get 15 mentions but NL naturally will just count them as one mention for him which leaves me naturally sad because I have taken my time to inflate naturally's mentions by 15 in one post but it hasn't worked out .

*sights babe2sure, walks up to her and guides her to a seat*

How r u this very good evening ma'am?

Ivanspring: *clears throat*...that one na story.
...gosh! I can't believe you're yet to offer me a drink!
What a gentleman you are...

Hello ma'am . Welcome today....
*offers her a seat*.......what shall I serve u this evening?

dre11:
@emboldened...... its a

@underlined..... I guess Jb I, Dre11 will be good replacement because he is I am capable...
ask miztola and mizmariah aka frankshow

they will give u the real gist

alorax2: Dr dre or wetin b ur Name? I need a man not a casanova

FIXED!!!

dre11: pls do update the tables sir.....

we Liverpool supporter cum died hard fan demand an update

Right away sire .

Sehindemi: Oh interesting
If d two parties ain't here,wudn't av believed gud guyz still exist on NL(no insult meant)...
Nice though!
Cheers

Thank God you came to this realization all by yourself. Now its not so hard to defend my explanation on that thread you created ain't it .

That aside, bawo ni? Hope u r doing good?

alorax2: I need a real man, someone who knows how to treat a lady both in and out of bed

Hmmm.......interesting . Erm.......but how would u know the one who would know how to treat a lady in bed na?

alorax2: Since droga comot from chelsea, i don loose intrest. Church dey o

Erm......*whispers into her right ear*.......Drogba is back in Chelsea .

So, U r also back to Chelsea . We go soon form Chelsea Football Club Fans for this our Relaxation Center .

ultraawesome: A thread on Nairaland

There was a point it used to be 100 and then 200 and now, NO LIMIT .

alorax2: Good day My peeps, jb My one and only kindly serve me with malk and croker fish peper soup *whispers to him* swiitsoda is a let down, imagin he cant even french kiss or cuddle me, i need a replacement joor, a whole princess like me, chai he supose to know that money is not everything. SMH,

Hmmm......Perhaps he is just taking his time na .

*serves her*
https://testsite.katoenterprises.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Malta-Bottle-wet-IMPORTED.jpg[img]http://2.bp..com/-amgd9Nk5f4g/UlurM8hCVGI/AAAAAAAAPJY/B14slOiKsM4/s1600/foodie+007.JPG[/img]

*whispers to her*.....so, this replacement u need should possess what qualities?

alorax2: Jb de magnificent u don comot eye from d match to remember me abi?, well i dey o, Just coming in from church

Hehehe. Nor mind me o, na Chelsea make my belle sweet yday .

So how was church?

Alorax2, how r u this Sweet Sunday?

SELENAqueensy: Abeg just gimme coke
Today na sunday

Here u go
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0208/8114/products/coke-1-5_2_1024x1024.png

So what's up with u? Bin a while.

SELENAqueensy: Am good..... U?

I'm ok dear . So what shall I serve u first before we gist?

Satire

fabulousdame: happy sunday erryone

Happy Sunday to you too ma'am .

SELENAqueensy: Can't we go to your relaxation center to talk about it?

And what makes u think the relaxation center belongs to me?

SELENAqueensy: Jbluv55

I'm here now my queen . How r u dear?

SELENAqueensy: Jbluv dearie is that u?

why should she be annoyed with anyone?

Isn't it obvious that it is me?

In that case, why have you made yourself unavailable?

cirmuell: Wait, lemme check the thread manual for ya ↑ https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-talk039.gif

I am the thread manual