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harlos: Judujudu ni mi... who told you i'm afriad of anybody?

Isn't it obvious from the way I saw you sneakpeek the other day without commenting?

harlos: hmmm...y everybody dey think the same thing

after sweet no one else. Gbam

Oh so it wasn't only me who heard the story?.........so there's no nid to whisper.......so r you saying it was a rumour?........and if so don't do you know that put of every rumour there is some iota of truth?

It seems today is Friday n you all r catching fun here in this section of Nairaland.

I may have one or two tinz to say but wud you mind if it is in you I confide?

harlos: Lailaiboy keep trying but one sure thing is that you can't separated 'Lo' from 'Love'


Sweet tease, heaven knows how much i miss you

Maami, anti shuga,jbluv,swift,deiok,reine, Beync,prince..... Hope u're all doing fine. Me miss ya'll plenty plenty.

Did my question finally drag you out?
Nawa o.......*whispers in a low voice*......I hear say dem don carry one hajia dash you na im no gree you com online........*hopes none of the 'aro meta' hears*

lalaboi: evidence of me just waking up lol. . ur turn for getting overall . . .

Hmmmm........

1. Am an Arsenal fan.
2. My immediate younger broda is an Arsenal fan
3. I support Madrid over Barca.

And Where is Harlos n who is he avoiding?

Exactly which ppl are @ loggerheads?

2 but it aint possible to have two truths in wat you wrote.

In that case get ursef prepared n let's go for a ride.

Vivly: *knocks*
I'm in on the game

Ur welcome Vivly.

Really

Fiyinfoluwa (Giv thanks to God)

Alternately

.....that the child will be a boy and a powerful person stronger and faster than Kal El(Superman) but should be protected from some sets of ppl that have evil.........

Don't mind him my dear, he must be Notorious.

chycoroxie: Turn one switch on and leave it on for 1 hour(10 mins is Ok). This is switch A. After the hour is up turn the light (switch) off and turn another light (switch) on (switch B). Go in to the room(first floor) with the (flash)lights.
The light that’s hot is light A.(meaning if the light is warm, then switch A is the correct one).
The light that is on is light B.(meaning if the light is on then the correct switch is B)
and the light that is off, but not hot is light C(meaning if the light is neither warm nor on then switch C is the correct one).

Hmmm.....correct *reconstructed*

Ur turn

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Smile , open the window and wait for her to com bck.

chycoroxie: Will simply use my flash light

Of coz to navigate The dark building you r free to use the flash light but we still need you to determine which switch will turn on the bulb of the first floor following the laid down instructions.

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Bitters ki lo n shele? Sa ti pari ija wa?

Swiftboy: Imagine all of us in a room so lively like this,e go make sense die! I can bet some people here like El Guapo,harlos,Sugarmama,Brenda and lalaboy that happen to be the talkatives will be the shyiest of all!

Modified.....alomo master no go dull

Princeparix: wetin im mean abegi


lool. Aw stop jumping d day

1. U change ur Name to Sugarmania

2. Lala stops comment on Nl

3. ST stops smiling

4. Br3nd4 stops running away wit foods.

5. Jbluv stops eating meat.

Num 5 done.....I don even start to dey eat fish n chicken.

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You have just walked into a dark storey building. There are three light switches on the ground floor A, B and C. Only one of the switches works, and it turns on the light on the first floor.
You cannot see the first floor light from the ground floor and there are no windows in the building, but you do have a flashlight.
You can only make one trip up the stairs, and you
can only flip one switch at a time(no 2 switches can be flipped @d same tym). How do you
determine which of the three switches turns on the light on the first floor ?. *modified*

Give her a peck on the cheek facing me.

Hug her

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When you say who takes it more seriously, it depends on the level of relationship(which I will classify into 3) : 1. early stages of dating, 2. courtship, 3. engagement/marriage.
Also which could be considered as 'Seriously', breaking up the relationship..... or..... wanting to wreck/kill ?

1. early stages of dating
@ this stage I believe it is the guys coz this is when he initially develops interest in the girl n he devotes plenty of time into ensuring that all other threats(guys) are 'eliminated'. @ this stage the girl enjoys plenty of attention from plenty of guys and her behavior may be lackadaisical in nature.

2. courtship
@ this stage the guy has been able to eliminate all/most of the threats n the relationship is more like 'one-to-one'. If the guy cheats, the girl looks for ways to eliminate the threat bcoz she feels he most likely is losing interest and she has already done away with most/all of her suitors n she wud take it as betrayal if the guy left her for any other. At this point also some girls are willing to destroy/harm either the new girl or the guy.(some guys also behave like this but IMO its more rampant with girls).
On the part of the guy, if the girl cheats, he may fight with the other guy, maybe beat up the girl but in most cases he may just end the relationship. Society frowns on such attitude from ladies n the guy may be seen as a fool if he continues with the relationship no matter how much he loved her.

3. engagement/marriage
At this stage, the issue is quite complex but I believe its the ladies(most especially if she has investments-finance, time, children etc in the marriage.
In most cases the worst the guy(man) may think of is a divorce while in some cases where he decides against that move, he may not eat from the house again and may no longer have s*xual intercourse with the lady agn.
On the part of the lady however,it depends on how long the marriage has been. She may condone it @ the early stage of marriage n just complain n fight. But @ a later stage she may start planning n scheming to get the other lady out of the way(by all means lest the other lady gets pregnant for him) just in case the man plans on continuing with the cheating. And if this fails, I think som ladies may go ahead to wreck(or even kill) their husbands as they probably feel its better for them to be 'dog in a manger'.

NB: I have seen these happen in plenty of relationships. May God give us understanding.

denniece1: What do u get when u cross a snow man and a vampire?

Frostbite

Jonathan has used his goodluck tricks to deceive unsuspecting countrymen into having patience with his unpopular/unbenefitting dame game and plenty r just 'suffering n smiling'.