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And its like you all tired so maybe we shud all just take a break.

Respect

Tissue

Luscious

Serene

Tussle

Relics

Unrealistic

'Expect the unexpected' is what they say.

Celebrity

Easily

Up n Down thru NL & I havnt found enuf happiness today.

Charles

Sprout

Ghozye: money,money,money;dts all I c,no matter whr I luk

Luk into my eyes n tell me what you see.

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*Tease you go teach me how to draw diagram of heart o......I nid to show sm1 a diagram of my heart b4 I give it out *

Damex333: things like wat mystique wrote should be kept in a secret box(last valid word). *tex, whatever that means*

Box me up in a little office with a computer and internet n i'll make money.

*pls friends, it'd be nice if ur asterisked posts r separated from @topic posts so as not to confuse som users*

chycoroxie: The man is a dwarf n his hand can only reach d button of d seventh floor
*like taking candy from a baby*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When it rains, his umbrella must have been a support to pushing the button.[/color]

Bravo to you two.......El Guapo you can throw if you have anything to throw.

[quote author=sweet-tease]Hi everyone! Goodevening!
Am feeling great so i made a voicenote for the house check it out lol
Make una no laugh oo..... I just realised i forgot to mention swiftboy and Kola's name am sowri, i owe you one [/quote]Interesting&sweet voice but two flaws :
1) Not as sweet as mine

2) Did you mention me? Or maybe you did but no 'Mwah' 4 me.

So I demand for another one that mentions me with 'Mwah' attached

Na now I think say I nid tell some users lyk MystiqueDZ that this game is meant to be a game of one sentence and she cud drop a link for reference to such a conversation nxt time.

NL has taught me that:

* Not all usernames that have an 'f' @ the side actually belong to a female

* Not all who behave nice to you are actually nice.....its a pretense most tyms to get smtn. !

* One shud not be too quick to be a judge of character

* You shud choose/scrutinize ur words carefully before posting as someone may already be @ alert to quote you immediately b4 you can make changes.

* there are some users that follow you abt even as guests.

* One shudnt be too quick to involve in some e-quarrels if one does not know the genesis of such

* There are some discussions where your stance shud be lyk:
"As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death(some parts of NL), I com dey WONDER, wetin carry me go there, I DEY CRAZE ?".

* Finally that there are, however, some really LOVELY people on NL that I have made friends with both on and off NL and one of them is my BEST friend ryt now

kaeto: That yorubas are hypocrites, they make the loudest of noise, they are uncomfortable with Igbos, they lick hausa anu.s, they rely on government for survival, they are afraid of their future and that of their kids..

To tolerate this kind of posts above and forgive the poster immediately like Jesus said on the cross:

Jesus Christ: Father, forgive them for they know not what they do(say)

ecolime: It made me realise that the government really needs to expand and build more psychiatric hospitals. So many crazy peeps on this site, I tell ya.

It has taught me to look out for posts like this that will make even my unborn children laugh.

donroxy: Versatility, I feel like I have Nigeria in my hand via sharing resources with various minds while learning and teaching @ the same-time


Tolerance as 70percent of users here are distressed therefore, u never know the next handle that might unleashed madness on you, U gatto be prepared !!!


Articulate ... With sane/Insane discussions on Nairaland, I have been exposed to divergent views and how to prepare my attack/defence schemes !!!


Brain-Booster, Nairaland teaches me how to keep querying my head in responding to different views, this is a good exercise for brain and keep it well-functional and active !!!


Research .... Nairaland has developed me to diversify into certain knowledges I might not have ordinarily branched into .....via discussions and unravelling of new-knowledges which I never knew despite my acclaimed versatility .... Nairaland has challenged me to research !!!


Maturity yo know, If U endure some Mad Nairalanders, one should be able to withstand any Nigerian out there on the street .... Some people are just crazy here ....... !!!

May God Bless Seun Osewa for this platform that keeps mind sane and Healthy !!!

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One of the things I learnt is to quote n like sensible posts like this one.

Vivly: Since no one's asking, can i ask now?

Where is Harlos(t) again?

Shugamania: Sunshine fc of akure.

[quote author=sweet-tease] [/quote]In lalaboi's voice,

haters gon hate, potatoes gon potate, tomatoes gon tomate.......Shuga can Shugate, Sweet can sweetate

[quote author=sweet-tease]Na correct guy
Oya talk! Which club you dey support?[/quote]You'll get to kno sooner than later.

A man who lives on the tenth floor of a building takes the elevator down to the ground floor every morning and goes to work.
In the evening, when he comes back on a rainy day or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why?

chycoroxie: Thanks,I had to sweat for dat answer

Ur welcome & ur sweat was not in vain.

Everyday, as you well know, isn't Christmas.

Wish her happy birthmonth and ask her if there was anything 4 d boi

Princeparix: 2

My immediate younger broda is a die-hard Gunner.

[quote author=sweet-tease]I was going to pick 3 anyway
3[/quote] I choose 'Madara' over 'Baka' anytime.

harlos: I did not say she should not play, but it wasn't her turn then.

Reine, you mis interpret me

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Forget story Jor n take ur turn.... .....you wan dey bear ur name abi.....coz na you kno how you take los(t) wey evrybody dey paranoid say....