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sameer1212:
by d way,where is my oga at d top jbluv55?

LOL@ Oga at the top.

Baba how far? We are all Ogas at the top in different ways o

*peeps thru window and sees everybody waiting to be served*
**rubs palms and strolls in**

Victoriousvic:
Translate that thing mbok.

Nitlad.

Its a warning sir. Summarized, it means don't threaten water with fire

missberrypop5:
sorry i couldn't make it last night, Good morning. How was your night?

Good morning miss . How are you this byoootiful Friday morning?

Victoriousvic:
Jb, abeg come o.

I don come o

nitlad:
Follow me ask am o. . . The bros wan call me die.

Maybe he is falling in love with you?

STENON:
*Sneezes*....emmmm........ow sure are you that you are healed...


*Still very conscious and looking at him with Fear*

are you saying you don't believe in the efficacy of the oil you sprinkled on him?

Victoriousvic:
I'm good sir, and you?

Nitlad.

I'm ok too bro .

Are you requesting a drink for/from nitlad?

lertee:
Hi everyone..
Jbluv55 hmmm

Good morning Lady Lertee, you look sad and worried. Kilode?

STENON:
*Runs to take my anointing oil,
pours my cold pure water on him*......shaking his Body and shouting JB luvie,neighy, and others.......make Una come oooooo

Just smile @ him dear and he'll come back to life

Ivanspring:
Cover cloth indeed. Oh, i guess you meant 'the human cover cloth'.

Oh yes breakfast! I want a bowl of oats, slices of buttered bread and a glass of orange juice.

Hehe . It would have been real nice if I had a 'human cover' wrapped around me .

*serves her*

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Obinoscopy:
Yes, I slept and woke up well. How's your day going? Trust good.

Its a cold morning and I'm taking hot coffee .

Thank God Its Friday .

Ivanspring:
And i guess you must have taken steps to keep yourself warm all through the night...

Nobody took care of me while you were absent oh...as a matter of fact, i'm very famished now.

Erm......well I managed my covercloth which provided only about 30% warmth

And I'm so sorry about yday's error. What shall I offer you this morning?

Victoriousvic:
Jb, good morning sir.

Morning Vic. How are you this lovely Friday morning?

jobsat34:
morning guyz.

Morning sire .

Elantracey:
Good mornin

Morning Tracey dearie . Bawo ni?

harlos:
Jbluv55 *stretches hand for a shake and hug*
Good morning

*shakes and hugs him back*

Awayu bro? O to'jo meta .

Ivanspring:
Good morning oga jbluv. How was your night?

What happened to my breakfast yesterday naw?

I thank God ma'am, night was cold tho' .

Erm....about your breakfast, I thought MondiSweets took care of that in my absence?

Obinoscopy:
Yes I did. I trust you did too.

Your strawberry kiss has made my day, my love . I need more

Wish you a blissful strawberry day

Morning Jbluv55

Morning sire, hope you woke up well?

April07:
Ikr?

Morning hun.. how was ur night?

Twas ok dear. I had some dreams and fortunately/unfortunately I just can't remember any of them .

Ivanspring:
What can i say when he refused to give me what i ordered for yesterday?

Jbluv55 where are you?

Good morning ma'am . I'm here now o

KingTom:

Bros you don dey book space ni?

nitlad:
Even you mah dey angle for my ban? God dey.

Haba!!! No o, just watching out for you noni o.

*whispers to him*....one of the customers was threatening with a gun and machete and I nor want make e come maim you noni o

April07:
And that you did... this Nitlad eh. :-P





How was ur sleep bae

Nor mind am jare, na because e never take Snake Venom in a long while .

Good morning BTW .

nitlad:
Bros eh!

E Ku ojumo o. Hope you feel better now sir, or shall I bring Snake Venom to help numb you .

farano:
I'm fyn honey. Hope u had a good nyt rest. Good morning


Jbluv55 stop peeping at us

Mami farano good morning to you too.

I wasn't peeping o, just checking to see if a leash has been placed on the neck of our very good customer who was initially unleashed .

Nitlad baba e ku ise o. A r'ise owo yin o .

Beey:
Dre11, where have you been Hidding all this time?Sending a hug, welcome back you were missed while away.

BeeyBeey . Tis bin a while ma'am. How are you?

STENON:
emmmmmmm...........

. STENON bawo ni? Shey a ti pari ija wa?

rozzay:
Drinks sir

What drinks shall I serve you ma'am?

dre11:
Going the pastors way.. ...
So can u elaborate on the first and second commandments

Simple: Love thy superiors and love thy counterparts and subordinates .

dre11:
I have never said I wanna understand them
Am just trying to have a picture of why she is so active and outspoken in some threads I do see her and she tends to be reserve and tried to hold on to her shells when she is here.. ...

So I just want her to juxtapose those two worlds because they seems to be at extreme ends

Hehehe . Well She's somewhat like me then