₦airaland Forum

kilokeys:
herro biriful pimples

Welcome sir megakeys . How are you today?

nitlad:
You have done well. . .

Baale re nko?

Emi na ree o. Lalaboi l'okunrin meta, Emi okunrin mejo .

What shall I do you for?

rozzay:
Ok Ma lemme get dere first. *runs down to his hus*
Sir jbluv55 pls wen r u going to propose to ur lady

... Erm.....I'll do that VERY SOON ma'am . *dresses up and dashes to the market to buy a good rope*

jobsat34:
i don talk am say i no dey break bottle again.. but that doesnt mean i m now a gentleman...
how did yu receive keshi sack news...

Its understood sire

And Keshi's sack was expected. Nigerians are not good with playing without sentiments/grudges. There was already a kinda conspiracy and Keshi just went back to that team unguided .

Caseless:
perfect option.

Buhehehehe . Invariably I interpret that to mean that they should stop listening to hearsay . Meaning that even if I am with/for SpcAgtOko, that doesn't stop me from being friendly with other ladies like AfricanApple (as long as I don't cross some lines) and I don't need to care about what Caseless and others might say .

jobsat34:
Morning Jb..

**sight my producer running thru the back exit**

neighy come back here

Baba o!! . Good morning sire and....*whispers to him*......na peace nor be piss o

Caseless:
how can u understand women online when it is evn difficult to do dat when they in ur home? If u want to understand women , jst look for something that draw ur sympathy, respect to them and build on it. This throw everything about them in d open for u to understand easily.

Exactly!!! In other words, just stop trying to understand them and that is when you get to truly understand them

Caseless:
any service? Hehehe...

Yes sire! Any (good) service you can render to the byoootiful lady Ivanspring apart from bumbum tapping o

*whispers to him*....unless of course she requests that

AfricanApple:
ahaa, pray indeed, u sure say no ne curse?

inakwana

Haba mami!!! You don ever hear any foul/bad language for my mouth before?

*whispers to her*....as I dey online na so I dey offline o

April07:
Yesterday was fine, I hope today will be better... morning dear

It shall be well with you Bren . Amen!!!

rozzay:
Ill be d wedding planner den if dats ok by u. Morning

Perfecto!!! and I so much believe you've got planning skills . So which date do you think we should tie the knot?

rozzay:
U can neva understand a woman dear. Anyways. I just said malaria to make u stop. Lol. Gmorn

Which is why I told Dre11 to stop trying so hard to understand women. Its a battle he'll lose at if he dare tries .

Caseless:
aina kakoyi hausa? Ka tabazama a arewa ne?

Ni na zama a Yola zai kai shekara udu

Buchi11:
You should be resting now. Talk to you tmrw. Nyt nyt!

Thanks ma'am . And Morning Morning to you .

Caseless:
falling in love ? Who does that?

Anybody who believes there is (a) God has the ability and capability to love and fall in love .

Caseless:
it shld find its way back home.

Home is where it will find its people na, and you've just made those people jump into the river .

Or did you mean it should also jump inside the river?

dre11:



The man with a PhD I love-o-logy have spoken

Why won't I subscribe to his teachings

Hehehe . Love-o-logy indeed

The First and Second Commandments preach Love na .

KingTom:
Make 12 nack make some people go sleep

Yinmu

Abi you sef dey among those wey go don waka by that time.

dre11:
Just asking.. ....

How do u express love if u don't understand what makes her feel loved and how to express the essence of those lovely actions to her

Baba forget about all that grammar o, women don't want plenty of things. Just make sure you have enough money to cater for her needs, play bedroom soccer as if it were Chelsea playing Man U(), always allow her to win whenever there's an argument, be her personal doctor when she is ill, always be the first to notice anything new on her and ensure you complement - bottomline, just love her and she'll have little or no choice but to reciprocate . Lobatan!!!!

Caseless:
they can both ball into river and get themselves drowned.

And what becomes of the donkey?

dre11:
Emi ko si ni ita ti ma fi pentagon

LOL

Ivanspring:
It did, thanks.

By the way, does this bar have other facilities and services?

Erm....we have rooms for 2 and for 3 . We also have swimming pools and kissing lounges .

As for services, Caseless, KingTom and Dre11 will be able to render any apart from drinks and foods .

Buchi11:
Hey! What did you do today?

Worked a little bit, went to church, showered, ate noodles and back to the bar

SpcAgtOko:
*showers him with love and praises*

*remains under the shower with pleasure*

Baby please don't stop o. I'm feeling you

mismore:
okay...hope say u no dey too tired?

I tire small o but as I reach house baff I con dey alright . Na that time EMPTYHEN con remember say dem wan fuckup

KingTom:
Trying to get used to the sweetheart thing. My day was fine o a corper doctor tried to seduce me today, but that story is for Jbluv55 and dre11

Oya I dey listen o

Amefrica:
Hahaha! Maybe. . How e dey go now?

Baba e get as e be o. As I see am, e be like say Every finish line is the beginning of a new race o

rozzay:
Awwwww I know d feeling of love sir. Ayam happy for u

Thank you ma'am . So which role would you love to play on our D-Day?

dre11:
Am just trying to understand the content of her reply with the message it did pass across

Hehe .

*whispers to him*....someone once told me that women are not necessarily meant to be understood but loved . Nor be me talk am o

*runs away*

KingTom:
***Clears throat***
The moral of this story sir is that you should never use a donkey to travel. Use rakunmi instead .

Hehehe . *whispers to him*....in one language, 'rakunmi' means 'woman' o .

dre11:
This Nah baba Obey lines in one of his tracks in his evergreen album

For the babake . Eyin gan ti pentagon o

thebossman:
oh I see. Good then. Well done. Good morning, by the way. And enjoy the rest of your day.

Thanks sire. I did enjoy my day even with the fact that it was a busy one .

Good evening .