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Unibenstudent:
am fine ,u abandoned me .so what's going on in faculty of law??

The one and only Unibenstudent of Nairaland . Welcome sir!

*guides him to a seat*

What shall we offer you tonight?

kilokeys:
hello beautiful people.. dechandel how r u?

Welcome sir kilokeys, how has your day been?

April07:
Dah... its so difficult typing with this phone mehn. that's why..


I miss you guys like WTF

Eeya!!! Pele dear. Hope its not your eyes?

thebossman:
Hello everyone. Hi jbluv5. Nice to come into your midst. This is actually a nice place, If I must say. Well done.

Aaaww!!!! Thank you sire . Welcome.

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you this cold and byoootiful night sir?

luxanne:
Wow! Nice lounge, me likey but erm...this one u upgrading like this, know that ur tax will increase o


Dre11, oya mark this territory sharperly until the owner do the needful

Haaa!!! Okay ma'am I go do the needful o

*meets with Dre11 and settles him *

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*whispers to Luxanne*.....I can see you're also enjoying yourself in our VIP lounge. Shall I bring you chips or drumsticks to munch while you relax?

psalmizt:
*zooms into JB's just name it bar *

*no action movie*

*sneaks out*

*drags him back*.

Oya come and act your own action movie make we watch na

IrishKez:
It's dre11
Thanks for the VVIP, it's a perfect hideout for weeping. Amma soak the couch pillows with my tears for him.
No!
I won't take that

Eeya!!! Pele

Feel free to allow heavy rains fall from your eyes. Neighy will clean errything up when he comes .

But if you take that drink I guarantee that you'll be able to face him and deal with him yourself

KingTom:
O ese gan! Na gode! Imela! susung o!

Ko Tope!! Ba komai!! Nsogbu adiro!! ****

SpcAgtOko:
The bar

Aaaww!!! You are such a deliciousheart .

*gives her a peck*

dre11:
I understand. .....
But the traces of those actions where left without careful package of its evidence


Thanks for the assistance





Nah him u call like that.. ...
Me never reach quater hin level

You're welukomu

*whispers to him*....confidentiality is a necessary foundation for the business sire .

ismailaja:
hey, kilode ti mi kole bu iyan yi, se invicible ni

Fi razor blade gbe jade lati oju screen ero ayarabiasha tabi ero ibanisoro re

luxanne:
Thankchu o


How na? been a while jare, too much to do out here. How's our ministry btw?

You're welukomu once again .

Ministry is moving to its permanent site o . Missed you like the way Chelsea misses Man U .

ismailaja:
wow, heavy downpour, rain is falling here

Really heavy downpour but it has subsided now

Adufetohposh:
na wha ohh, u go just dey wet person appetite shaaa.... *scratches my head* so what do u av for me nao ? this girl is starving wahlai.

*serves her chicken as appetizer *

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SpcAgtOko:
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Who is this for my dear?

Adufetohposh:
This bar is going places.

Jb is a good business man. Let's rename the Bar to "Just Name it Bar"

Korrect!!! Oya Just name it and you shall have it ma'am .

IrishKez:
I need privacy pls
I need it to cry now, can't hold it any further

Eeya!!! Who amongst them is making you feel this way na?

*guides her to a VVIP lounge*

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Shall I bring you Snake Venom drink? You already know its a powerful and it has the ability to make you become daring

mismore:
Ehmmmm....one of the bridemaids

Korrect!!! You deserve a nice treat on me for that .

Oya in Adufetohposh's voice "Just name it" and you shall have it

MzMariah:
I'm good o.

Torh!!! Congratulations on your freedom

IrishKez:
Jbluv55 pls direct this guy to the sexuality section

I want to stay in the VVIP section of your bar
Thanks as you consider my request.

Hahhahaha . No problems dear.

Erm....would you want to stay in the VVIP where Dre11 and KingTom are or would you prefer a separate one?

IrishKez:
"He?"

A pronoun cannot buy me nothing when there are a thousand nouns here.


How was your day dearie?

My day was fine o Kez .

Oya which of the numerous 'nouns' would you feel comfortable accepting what they have to offer?

SpcAgtOko:


*drags him away into a private room*

*follows her into the private room to erm....*

luxanne:
*turns n gives her a big hug n a peck*


Hiya dear, am good, missed you too how u been btw?

Lady Luxanne!!! Welucomu o .

Tis been a while ma'am .

Adufetohposh:
*coughs* oh boi! Where u dey see all dis orishirishi

Hehehe . Adufedufe bawo ni? Na for NL kitchen all the orishirishi dey comot o

KingTom:
Na you say you wan learn ibo . Ah weterem amu ewu and ofe nsala
***Whispers***
Amu ewu=Goat peni...

Ofe nsala na white soup abi?

*serves him *

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ismailaja:
se iyan wa, pelu obé egusi, ki eba mi fi panmò meta ati ogunfe meta, ki efa invite obinrinkan si mi legbe

Here you go sir

Iyan Ati egusi pelu Ogufe

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Ati ponmo

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Erm....ti e ba fe obinrin, e ma wo ayika yin ki e ba iyi ti o ba wu yin soro ni o sugbon aya alaya wa nibiyi o

IrishKez:
Haba!
why the so so mention

Just because some runaway heartbreaker called dre11 decided to make a come back and so I got a dozen mention?

Hahahaha . Welcome dearie, he has asked me to serve you anything on his bill o

What shall I bring?

KingTom:
Eleyi gidi gan! Jbluv55 over to you

My hand nor dey dere o .

dre11:
Yimu to the bar man
He keeps people secrets

Na so the work be o abi you be Oga Polis ni?

April07:
hello oooooooooo

Mami April bawo ni?

*gives her a hug*

Tis been a while o

dre11:


How I wan take Sabi pass the bar man.. ..
I know say u try get this confidential policy of not disclosing those intricate things to the public

So I won't ask or probe u

Buhehehehe . Na so e be o, confidential policy is very important here o

KingTom:
Taaaaaaar! onye? bia nwokem ozu ole o! Acho m ife ha today

You wan sell me abi? E nor go work o

Oya wetin I go serve you o?