₦airaland Forum

ismailaja:
am bored, nairaland galz jst dey reject me

Hahahaha . Maybe you're trying too hard . Go and read the guy codes by Spacegoat and your NL life will never remain the same again .

KiddaBlingzz:
*peeps*

*drags him in*

rozzay:
I want smirn of ice and a pack f tom tom, I have a little cough* coughs loud*

Buhehehehe . I'm very sure KingTom tomtom will take the cough away

*serves her*

https://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00BMCERdSPgQrg/Lollipop-Tom-Tom-Candy.jpghttps://images.freshnessmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smirnoff-ice-2.jpg

SpcAgtOko:
Yes Mr Igbo learner

Hehehe . You seem to be trying to learn too from what I can see .

*goes to look for hot water to drink so as to sing well *

rozzay:
Sir jbluv55 pls my drink,









So dear wat did u do all day*changing topic to avoid volcanic eruption dis nyte*

LOL@ volcanic eruption

You still haven't told me which drink you'd like ma'am .

IrishKez:
Just to be left alone in the VVIP
NO visitor(s) pls

Eeya!!! Shall I play some music for you then?

April07:
That too... how was ur day?

Aaaww!!! Pele dear. My day has been cool thus far . Yours?

Ivanspring:
I see...

Hi jbluv, sorry for overlooking your presence. How you doing?

Aha!!! Lady Ivanspring who ran away with my envelopesss . Welcome ma'am

luxanne:
Lmao!





Chai dre11, is this what you have been doing behind my back? Collecting bribes? [s]and in public fa disrespecting my office?[/s] Report to my office asap


*with lock in hand, rises from my seat to go lock up the lounge but the hungry sound from my empty stomach pushed me back to sit immediately *


Ahem! Erm, bar man, u say u have what again for my dinner

Here you go mami

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spotit:
so what do people do here..talk gibberish all night

Good evening to you too sire . Hope you're fine?

dre11:
Am not like the 9ja police that always takes bribe
So u will charge for trying to bribe a man of integrity like me

Haaa!!! Officer no vex na, make I quickly package am inside brown envelope give you na

ismailaja:
emi ki se omo iya okere, so emaje kin danwo

Torh! Ko si wahala . Se faaji nlo?

SpcAgtOko:
Oyi

Is that the song you'll want me to play for you sweerie?

rozzay:
Great thank u, can I have a drink sir

Yes of course!!! Shall I bring your favorite Snake Venom?

dre11:
You right
And I can see that ur towing that part

Yeske . For your own sake too

dechandel:
Aburo mi .. Me just dey. How was today¿

George Handel??
The halleluyah singer abi?

Buhehehehe . So I don turn to your aburo now . Issorait!! My day was cool o

Yes the Messiah singer . Or are you related?

Unibenstudent:
I need small stout..that will do..and I wouldn't mind if u could accompany it with fanta

Here you go bro

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IrishKez:
NO!
Don't want any snake anything

Oya what do you want na?

mismore:
Hmmmm....peppersoup wil be okay so i can shake d cold away

*serves her orobolicious pepper soup*

https://www.comechopwithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/orobolicious-pepper-soup2.jpg

Adufetohposh:
God bless u padi mii

And you too baby toh posh .

ismailaja:
phonu olowonla ma ni, se ko ni bajè,

Danwo ni won so wipe o bi iya okere na . Je ka mo boya otito ni won so o

rozzay:
I don't o, only my language I know. I'm just coming bak from church

Ok ma'am .

And welcome back . How was church?

ismailaja:
do u live in ibcity

Yep

kilokeys:
stressed o.. just going home..
attached is dare art alade's not the girl cover..

make una manage am

Nice one bro . You have passion for music and you sing well .

*starts preparing to do a cover too *

KingTom:
Hmmmm no wahala o man must survive

Na soooo .

Unibenstudent:
ok,,u sir are 1 hospitable nigga,,do u have cold drinks?

Sure we do bro . Make I sama you Shyne Shyne bobo or werin?

*sights buttchick @ the entrance*

Welcome ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall we offer you ma'am?

thebossman:
wow. Okay, I'm impressed. How do you this? Must use a lot mbs. guess it's fun for you.
That will be all, thanks sir.

Hehehe . That's the catch bro, no MB whatsoever because no images are being attached in the real sense of it. What is being done is a mere reference to the images which is why what you quoted is pure text. I don't upload and neither do you download images - just plain text.

The images being referenced are already somewhere on the web and locating them is the only real work here(which may not be work for someone who deals with/in images) .

dechandel:


Howdy?










Jbluv55 dearie
Goodevening

Dechandel my aburo . Bawo ni?

*whispers to her*.....your nick always reminds me of George Handel, you know him?

KingTom:
Bad guy

Hehe . I nor want make Dr Dre11(DD) and LandLady Luxanne(LLL) con lock up the bar na

Unibenstudent:
*i will like to have hot fufu and egusi soup* that will. Do for now.

Here you go bro

https://www.hallmarknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fufu-and-egusi.jpg

thebossman:
oh. A bottle of Becks should do the trick and grilled fruits. thank you.

Here's your grilled fruits

https://www.purefreshdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Grilled-Fruit-1-copy1.jpg

And your Becks sir

https://drink-brands.com/drinks/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/BecksBeerBottleAlcoholicDrink.jpg

Would that be all sire?