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I said this on the other thread but let me re-iterate;

Thr is nothin more awkward than goin down on a girl and coming up spitting hairs, no excuses!

Nothin more awkward than goin down on a girl and coming up spittin hairs, not me ohh my friend told me

Does anyone remember when trey first came out bck in 05', braiding his hair n singin 'jus gotta make it'?

If soo clap 4 urself u don old

Make him neice no go jam chelsea fans dey talk anyhow ohh

MemphisDepay:
It was a decent show. Nigerian Artiste could learn a lot from Trey Songz as regards proper stage performance. He killed it basically. I can imagine the toilet of eko hotel filled with ladies pulling off their wettt panties all cos of "Mr Steal your girl". I really like our Naija Dudes last night..,them no fall my hand, na so so bone dem bone trey o. Dem just dey hold their patners so tight.
BTW, Okocha's son is so cute, the ladies will crush on him.
Trust Davido na, he'd definitely come out with his 15 man gang. (Bred dey follow am like shadow) lool.
MI had the worst nd embarrassing day of his life. He only performed fr 30 seconds. OMG.
Korede is a poor stage performer, if you see wetin d boi wear, iranu!
Lil kesh nd Kiss daniel killed it for me. They were lit. Especially Kesh. Reekado wasn't bad either. Wizkid as always, gave us his classic ojuelegba jam.. Love it. Runtown was awful, the Remedies had a much better performance than him.
Bovi and Basket Mouth are damn funny!
Nepa no allow me watch Olamide. So no more comments

Wait a minute... Olamide tht was still killing it at ICM around 2am... How did he manage 2 shows? Does he have a clone...?

Look at tht hairy mofo!

45!! Just perfect...

icebebe:
u did not see d frozen cash abi

I covr my eyes against tht temptation.

Hmm, couldve sworn I was followin u b4

Hmmm I see ketchup, butter, cheese, ham, or turkey, juice, don't know wht the BnG is tho

Bomboclaat!!

tonytony208:
You are wrong Dr. Ben Carson is the next American President.

2 black presidents in a row??

Abeg pass me tht ganja...

Bomboclaat!!!

So fun won, ja won si

elijah2u:
James Bond

Lai lai, black james bond... Maybe in the year 3015

Mtchewwww! I give up on nigerian government, everyman and woman for him/herself!!



God, Make I jus see 20 billion 4 ground ehn......

lonelydora:
Don't envy. May be Botox.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

Naaa

Cutie patootie... If I catch all these fine girls ehn...

Hmmmm.... I just switched career to 'gravedigger'

Look at these 2 mafians!!^^ wiseguys

Zoharariel:
But the entire world knows Obama is not just a monkey but also a fagot kenyan bastard.

U r vexin oh.. Its like obama has dropped airstrike on your house b4?

I used to be very stingy with my mb but I'm a music lover... Let me rank my nairaland best jams soo far

1. Syke- fantastic
2. Andyblaze- wida na
3. Hashtag- blacksheep
4. Airforce- such a diva

Keep them coming... This is the official ranking for now tho!

Songs aaiiit... But mine is better, don't need no promo or pommo

Jammin wida na

hayorzzyzx:
Na Ketchup different from everybody

Ketchup how far na?

Ketchup pon d chips!

VOICEOFJUSTICE:
300k as at today is NGN-59,645,700

U mean to tell me this guy is makin 20 million naira per week? I'm coming let me go and compare and contrast tht with my own salary

Sochimaobim:
I had a cool chance to blip this babe in my second yr in UNIZIK, but I blew it. I was busy chasing her friend, while she liked me then. I missed both of them at the end...
Chei, see Collete wey dey read English daa yr. I remember when we met again last yr at the Anambra end of the year party, she was looking at me as if she can't recognise me again. well, I guess she was saying 'Sochi, u can't get close to me now'. lol.
Goodluck to u dear, soar higher..

Famzin toh bad gan leleyi ohh!!

^^ omo see action film!

mondaymorin:
**smiles**

You've been laughing smiling chuckling and giggling up and down this post, this is tht type of happiness only alcohol or weed cn provide, but its a bit too early in the day innit?