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mekd:
I smoke but not cigarette

I'm afraid to ask... Is it meth, crack, pcp, heroin?? Abeg those ones dangerous ohh, softly softly

Hmm see me smokin cigarettes, cigars, weed, sk, shisha...come dey drink join ontop all of them, its like I'm the senior man on this thhread ohh #boss!


Anyway at this point in life I would dump a supermodel if she starts naggin me too much about my "good" habits!

Hah! him too reason the money, even the rich wannna be richer.

With 13 billion, ill evaporate from this planet like smoke.. Coded thinz for life.. You go think say na space I go... E ma wa mi ti!!






Sorry for the rant make I compose
Whew! 13 billa....

Airforce1:
Nigerians

This is wht happns when u skim the post

Wow! Chelsea match, just 6 pages
End time thinz indeed

In rick ross's voice; I'm surrounded by criminals!

Np: walahi- runtown

Who gave these children phones?? Oya come chop beta slap

I think she rocks the stache well... Its sexy on her

Will comment after listening to walahi by runtown

Will comment after listening to walahi by runtown

ScrEengrab screengrab screengrab! Nairalaand na u be dis?

She's flexin in portsmouth naa

Tell your husband I'm praying for paris!

King bravo will comment when he's less busy

Andyblaze:

I was thrown into what my kegite friend would call a 'confusional conference'. I inserted a finger in her honeypot and went in deep like I was about to prepare her opening for reception of my banana, she moved her head towards the right side and sighed, I could feel her impatience and I was filled with unease.
"Sweetie, are u ready to receive the boomba?" I said to her smiling trying to quench the awkwardness of the silence that was slowly creeping into the act...
"Are u going to Bleep or not!" She had no tone of jokes.
Chai, omor see where babe dey beg me to Bleep na im I no fit do anything oo, I then told her to give me just a moment.

"By the time I enter u ehn, ur shouts fit disturb my neighbours" I bragged..."Wait let me distract the environment"
With that I stood up from the bed, and stylishly using my thighs to block my now shrinked and smaller sized boomba from her view I went towards my home theatre....
"I'll soon get dry oo", she complained from the bed but I ignored.
I then plugged in my memory card disk and started playing beg u a Bleep by vybz kartel, I increased the volume to a close to deafening level and acted as if I was doing that so as to avoid the neighbours know what was going on incase she starts moaning. All dis while I kept rubbing my boomba against the smooth structure of the standing speaker trying to arouse myself but it seems my boomba was even getting smaller the more I tried and since my boomba was the "grower" type, seeing it flaccid was something I avoided any babe from ever experiencing.

Choi, music don start I no know how to turn face the babe with my penis still sleeping...I remembered an article I once read online which stated that once u pressurize yourself your boomba might not rise unless u settle down, take your mind off it.....

I said to myself, worse comes to worse if I can't perform, I let her go, then I deactivate my account on this website to avoid seeing the embarrassment of ever seeing her profile again and as I was about turning to her not knowing what to do next to calm her down until my boomba salutes again, there was a loud knock on my protector....

Nna, who come be this naa........

Hahaha... This is like an episode of Mr. Bean.. Rotfl

Sorry to say that guy is an a-hole*! They both did the deed... Now she's goin thru the pain of consequences.. And he's chillin and smiling.

Later u wonder why girls aren't as much into sex as guys

Wow. See impromptu party... Even those tht don't like guiness must drink aawooof

marlockj:
Una Don start again ohh

Na So this story gist of nacking start Ohh.

Una Don Dey msg each other.

2Mr now some idddioots go cum here cum talk say Na friction.

Now Whr Una Don Dey message each other no be friction abi

Wen dem yash person d story go spread ,dem go begin talk maturity.

The 1st guy was still xpecting ha msg Jst Lik dis.

Hmmmmm Na So e Dey start ohhh

make Una come Ohh,another movie is about to kick off Ohh.

U follow for the guys Whr op mention,say u Dey among does guys Whr arrange de fcking of pretty.

Una Don arrange d gel finish Na another gel Una wan enter b dis

#You Mst fck narialand chick#

Astute observation and hypothesis!! This guy U must be a scientist

lyntiffany:
Drug is different from this scenario your painting here.
Drugs comes with prescriptions it can only be detrimental to your health if your overdosed or it's expired.

Still making bo sense to me and yes 95% of blames goes to the manufacturers of any product know it now.

Wonder if this one go school at all

Like I said is my business and my life.

The Robocop is not meant for you, do me a favour and shrink into your sanctimonious behaviour.

Hey tiff.. Got a nice business partnership idea for u ohh..

I buy ur product in bulk... Then give it away free as christmas present to all the women in my estate along wif ur contact details... We'll call it dil.do bonanza!

They enjoy the product, go crazy and recommend it to EVERY one of their friends... Rinse, relocate and repeat, ur Rich!!!




Btw I want 35% commision on all sales...

KashyBaby:
Why not Nigeria? I'm not obsessed abt this country but I have a few friends who are from this country and I'll be visiting Ng..so I think, digging a lil bit abt it,won't hurt

My bad.... I thought u jus randomly chose... Anyway goodluck sha

Lemme get this straight, she just copied all of tonto's tatoos??

Hahahah "tonto's tatoos"
I made myself smile

KashyBaby:
Now I understand what u mean
Well,y not drop ur number here and lemme poke u..

Out of all the countries to obsess over, you pick nigeria

Xavi on d right

^^^ you know suspiciously wayy too much

vickylala239:
Lol

D username is not mine,Bt for a gel She uses it when She wnt, i too also use.

She hardly comment Bt reply Mst Ppl tru mail,Since is ha email.

So Dats it.

This Dp, o gidi gan ohh... Fax me her contacts, now! Pls

See as man U thread dey like neglected pikin.

Anyway... I nvr comment on any page except first page page(0) but I wantd to do a little experiment to test a theory...

Ehm... I read evry comment here and discovrd that the highest likes for a post wz 11, soooooo if I can get more than 11 likes for my next comment, I will be more open to comment on threads even if its not first page;


Like my comment if you think dey don jazz chelsea...lolol!!!

King Bravo has spoken!

Life is a game, and we are all children playing, fact!

King Bravo will comment when he is less busy

Afrok:
Hmmm.... everybody wan show packs even for dark places or photos, did he think i'll use search light to view the pic just to see the breast I mean chest ?

I'm not a lady, if I am, his head and pocket will entice me more than his breasts.... oh! Chest I wanna saysay .

Lolol what is wrong with you!?

^^ oga almost one hour now, just return dat ring