₦airaland Forum

you are all guilty

@Tess, Mig, Saucekid, Clemcy, Mr Turkey, Ben~jay

join www.myaboki.com

it is also a naija website for stuffs like this.
Very cool guys.

what is really happening here!!!

"christmas goat missing" thread is getting dry.

Lets join another thread guys or someone else
should,

Hey Seun,
what of a guy like me that dont have a bike not to even talk
of a car.
Am i going to pay for her transport fare or , ?
What if i dont have enough money?

BrEaKiNg NeWs

i think chuks4kool should be evicted from nairaland.

weird looking goat, resembles gunpoint.

how come tope teadr has the lists of those who
slaughtered your goat?

benjay, i think this should be the end of this horror movie.
since you've joined hand in the criminal act by eating the
pepper soup N goat.

@saucekid

^{showing saucechild what i've got.}

@saucechild
watch your mouth

^{whispering in saucekid's ear,}
_{i fe gun your head}

Lets face it,
everyone here is guilty.
listening to what Tess, Migs and others said,
i think they are not straightforward

no be small thing oo.


abeg guys dey confess.

am out,

yes, go to computer village.

i used to have it.

Hey guys, if anyone needs to recover

1. formatted files

2. lost files

3. deleted files.

I've got the solution to retrieve/recover your data back and better,

call/text me, 0807 288 7807

start from the scratch.

betterstill, change your operating system(get another bootable cd).

@gunpoint
abeg make me BBQ organiser.

we fit overthrow everyone at nairaland.

benjay, this one wey you dey try now don too much oo.
why you invite osama for this case now.

abeg, no involve me.

you know say osama na "cause trouble".
me i know want wahala oo.

_{make everybody kawa for nairaland oo
this guy no dey get mercy for anybody oo.}

Hi nlanders,

1. in case anyone tried scanning his or her system wit an antivirus,
and in the process, files and data werelost or deleted.

2.while trying to load your operating system, you formatted your
hard disk and you later realised that there are some vital data you need.

3.maybe you just found out that some of your documents are lost too.
even pictures are recoverable

I HAVE THE SOLUTIONS.

call text me on - 0807 288 7807. or 01 217 0551.
JEFF.
or mail me on jf_jf01@yahoo.com.

to my own knowledge, not every blue screen can be resolved,
but as a computer engineer, u can just back ur data up on another
hard disk.

but if you have lost all the informations on it, call on me to retrieve
them back for you, even if formatted!

call on 0807 288 7807 or 01 217 0551 - Jeff.

When a mother saw a thunder storm forming in

mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven years

old daughter who would be walking the three blocks

home from school. she decided to meet her, the mother

saw her walking non-chalantly along, stooping to smile

whenever the lightening flashed. Seeing her mother, the

little girl run to her, explaining happily "all the way home,

GOD had been taking my picture".

i've got the picture of the christmas goat that was missing.

i've got the picture of the christmas goat that was missing.

^{tryin to make calls to tessybaby, mig and saucekid.}

@tessy
090tessy-busy snoring,

@mig
010migines-the nokia you are trying to call is not available.

@505saucechild-the human you are calling don kawa go
neighbouring country.

_{angry and thinking}

friends are not reliable, dem chop goat, clean mouth,
gbege land now, they all disappear.

i need your help guys.

please how can i download a dictionary, a bible and an anti virus to my phone(nokia 5300).

please i would prefer it by mail or text on my phone to jf_jf01@yahoo.com. and 0807 288 7807 respectively.

lets face it!
mdsock, i like your jokes.
please kindly mail them to me
@ jf_jf01@yahoo.com

i would really appreciate it.

Rushed in and panting,

Hey guys, e be like say ITUEN dey go court tomorrow.
Abeg, make we all appear for court to testify against
all allegations on him oooooooooo.
Atleast a friend in need is a friend indeed.
@tessy, @saucekid, @mig, @mr turkey, @demsy.

Me self dey go court wit the niger delta boys.

what are your predictions for tomorrows match,
ARSENAL v. NEWCASTLE.

no comment!

@BENJAY

you go sort me part of that money wey
tessybaby wan arrange 4 u!!!

@TESSYBABY

abeg sort that guy correct kishi because of my own cut.
correct gurl,

@TOLUTOPE

stale joke but atleast still brought back to memory,