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@Migines n @Tessybaby

ITUEN for prison don lean ooo.
abeg guys, make we organise some chops
for him and also arrange bail money.
OR what do you guys think?
the guy don resemble crayfish.

guy, go drink valium, your joke is dry,
infact am feeling sleepy.

at the police station,

goodday police officer, i am ITUEN's uncle from niger delta,
i have come to see to his situation at the police station.

kool!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

VERY DRY n STALE JOKE,

who was at the EXPERIENCE?

It was FANTACOCASPIRITFULLYMANGLORIOUS.

Tell everyone your experience at the EXPERIENCE.

Betterstill share your testimony or the part of the EXPERIENCE you enjoyed most.

would you exchange your spouse for $50,000?

nb- he or she once saved you from going to jail!!

Some guys too are prostitute. But they are called casanovas.

_{wud up Zandra}

You are such an idiot,
must u broadcast to the world that you are fucking a 16 year old gurl?
besides, animals like you should be jailed for atleast a decade for fucking an [b]UNDER-AGE GURL.[/b]


OK, i think i now get the point you are trying to make, that you are the WORLD MOST IDIOT CHAMPION!
Well, like someone said, wait ntil your daughter turns 14 and insert your finger into her vigina to see if she is still intact!
^{you sucked!}

A2J,
are u that gutless that u cant talk to gurls or approach them,
that u have to turn nairaland to a tryst.
wake up boy and talk to that lady you are having crushes on.

One day, papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato were walking
down the street.
Baby tomato started lagging behind,
papa tomato got angry,
went back,
squishes it,
and says
"CATCH UP".

maybe joblessness

Migines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one thing have noticed about you is that you are everywhere on the nairaland.

Migines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one thing have noticed about you is that you are everywhere on the nairaland.

SvS, why dont ujuz mind ur life tattooless or not.
everyone has an opinion to the way he or she wants to live.
Must u guys criticised?

Haters should go eat some rotten spahgetti.
I dont have one, but hoping to get one soon like Mike Tyson's.

Maybe someone can give me an idea of a nice chest tattoo for a guy.

abeg mail me jf_jf01@yahoo.com

someone once told me how ladies use guys.

1. a man goes out to fetch for money and food.
(traits of a slave)

2. at bed time, guys go up and down (press up exercise) and all the ladies do is scream.

3. after s#x, a lady feels fulfilled and a guy gets tired and hungry
(but a guy would think he has achieved one important thing).

4. a lady will make a man feel like he is the head so as to get all she wants.
(trying to scam the man)

5. a man works for 24 hours to make ends meet.
(it is only slaves that goes to the field to work for 24 hours for the master to live)


Guys lets stop fooling ourselves

someone once told me how ladies use guys.

1. a man goes out to fetch for money and food.
(traits of a slave)

2. at bed time, guys go up and down (press up exercise) and all the ladies do is scream.

3. after s#x, a lady feels fulfilled and a guy gets tired and hungry
(but a guy would think he has achieved one important thing).

4. a lady will make a man feel like he is the head so as to get all she wants.
(trying to scam the man)

5. a man works for 24 hours to make ends meet.
(it is only slaves that goes to the field to work for 24 hours for the master to live)


Guys lets stop fooling ourselves

i hardly jell for those attitude.



anyway i belive all guys are slaves to them.
ask me why??

join my thread on GUYS ARE SLAVES

wasn't u there when the title were introduction

Mig i guess u like home videos a lot
keep it up guys, am really catching my trips,
can i feature as a scammer

hey chuxy,
no kudos to u at all
when do u turn to floppy disk or flash drive
u dey copy joke from somewhere else and u dey paste am for here for us to laff aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
it is funny but it aint your joke man
it is stale

one love

arsenal for life

LOVE is patient
LOVE is kind
LOVE is not jealous, forceful, arrogant or rude.
LOVE does not insist on its own way
LOVE is not irritable or resentful

LOVE does not rejoice at wrong but rejoices at right

LOVE bears all things
believs all things
hopes all things
endure all things.

LOVE never ends


so FAITH, HOPE and LOVE,
abide these three
but the greatest of these all is LOVE

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER.
LET NO GUY JUDGE ANY GIRL.

MY OWN OPINION IS THAT BEAUTY IS IN THE EYS OF THE BEHOLDER
Some guys definition of ugliness might be another guys beauty or QUEEN.

u myt be right in some cases but do not generalize,



to ufubabe
mail me on, jf_jf01@yahoo.com

A man who went oversea to further his studies left his fiancee behind in nigeria.
to show how much he loved her, he sent her a letter or postcards every week
and asked her to check the post office box for the letters.
by the time he came back, he found out that his fiancee had gotten
married to the post master.




{need a mail pal (gurl). jf_jf01@yahoo.com}

WE ARE WINNING BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD.

UP ARSENAL

GUNNERZ FOR LIFE

Let all arsenal fans be prayerful this time around.
What is the prediction of arsenal v. aston villa.
arsenal v. chelsea.

but i strongly believe that if arsenal should conquer
aston villa, chelsea will be the least of my problem.

someone should build my courage.

ARSENAL IS THE BEST.

We dont need you haters here.
STRICTLY ARSENAL BROTHERHOOD.

THERE IS NO DOUBT, ARSENAL IS STILL THE BEST.
ALL U ARSENAL FANS ARE FANTASTIC.
PROPS TO U GUYS.