davidylan:

Pick up lines Nairaland women

Girl: This is XYZ from nairaland
Me: hi
Girl: Buzz
Me: ?
Girl: ASL
Me: huh?
Girl: Please say something.

Me: *hit ignore button*

20 mins later

Girl: You're not nice.

sweetheart i tot u said u is looking for mrs right,if u keep ignoring them u might miss ur mrs right


@Gamine

lmao   i swear u wont kill me today wt laffter

CH3COO:

hey baby
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put You and I together."

lmao ,uve said it all,how i hate those words

@poster

r u sure its not d girls that leave u?as in they don't want u and you're begging them to accept u?judging from d  fact that u sound like a sex starved youth

@topic

i still can't imagine a pregnant woman hugging a pot bellied bobo,d belly will definitely push the woman 1000 miles away from d man

not to talk of when they r making love  only God knows what will happen,instead of screaming out of pleasure or ectasy ,im very sure she will be screaming out of pains of being crushed instead 

Gamine:

Oyb be sweet guy 
i for fit manage

But Pataki?
:-x May the Good Lord forbid it

lmao oh gawdddd,wat did pataki do now?

Gold*Finch:

see her head

like her own

igbonla:

Your man is cheating at the time he should treating you like a "tear rubber"! And he is doing it without protection!

There is no good way to deliver bad news, this guy can kill you!

abi oooo

Que sera:

THANKS TO NAIRALAND, I FOUND MYSELF A CUTIE.

MEN, HE IS FINE.

NOW THAT'S SOMETHING NO WOMAN WILL CALL YOU.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE CALLED HOPELESS? THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU REALLY ARE. NOW KEEP FLAUNTING IT, slowpoke!

oh so this little rat still came back    y wont u find it in nairaland,ofcourse any tom and harry will fall for it because they don't know u

but wait ooo,u mean all those men in nigeria that see u one on one don't recognise u or stop u on d way? that is y u came to nl to get one at all cost? eeeyyyaaaaa sorry eh

when they'll tell u little girls to be wise and not be stupid u people wont hear,now see what your stupidity has landed u into

im very sure that very soon ,u will start hunting down a husband here in nl by fire by  force  mumu

Gold*Finch:

see their mouth

like her own

Que sera:

[/b]
IS THIS BARBIE DOLL TALKING ABOUT PAMPERS?

YOUR LANGUAGE SHOWS YOUR STATE OF MIND, (PATHETIC TODDLER TRYING TO RUN).

GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN THE USE OF ENGLISH.

PERSONA NON GRATA!

hehehehe no wonder you're in dying need of a man wt a heart to love,who will want to date a woman that spews idiocy wt d brains of an over riped retard

abeg go and rest jooooo,yaba left retard like u

michelin89:

Don't you like Lexi? I think it's cute!

PS: white doesn't fit you since you are no longer a virgin! 

When emotions are involved, we have keep to our words. You don't need a piece of paper to show your humanity. For goodness sake if you know u want to keep roaming around, declare yourself as single. Don't address any lady as your girlfriend because when you have other ten, then she isn't one. It's not a matter of being fre[b]e because you aren't married but having enough common sense to know you can't toy with people's heart and later wish to have a happy married life[/b]. I can understand if the guy had told it right from time he was a player but for him to come around as a caring and loving boyfriend and future husband and later stab her at the back with some other lady is unforgivable!

And since she knew there was someone else but deliberately ignored it doesn't still justify her and make her worth of my understanding.

Hate on the man and pity the lady but from my own point of view they are on the same boat.

michelin ,d fact that some men cheat or go about wt other women does not mean that they enjoy doing it,neither does it mean that they r players+

no they r not,but one thing u should know is that these men are been pushed so hard to d wall by their lovers and that is y they seek peace elsewhere,and if they find a woman that gives them peace outside they go for her and to the other girl  shes busy telling people that her lover is a cheat and a player,when d simple truth is that she pushed him outside

i will say it again and again and agian,that no woman has a hold over any man ,if she not married to him

but if that man is married and still goes outside that is where i  come in,y not remain single and enjoy as long as u want to ,instead of putting some woman in d house and then going out for another

michelin89:

Jenny have you read this?

yes ive read it,that is y i said since d guy is ready to marry her and as even gone as far as court wedding,then why d hell did he not let d other one go

i keep saying it,as long as a man is not married to a woman in the court or in d church ,he has d right to roam free wt whoever he choses to

Esss:

All this una kissy kissy and lovey lovey wey una dey do for here na ehn be the answer to the post??

Na wah o!!

michelin89:

What if he never left her? What if she knew but thought everything was alright since they were going to get married? Afterall she would become the wife and the other a mere mistress?

The only info she has given so far is about the other lady's pregnancy, but then, as Lexi has said, there is more to it.

that is it,that is y i said d guy is stupid , keeping one in d house and d other a mistress is called stupidity,even if he had ties wt d other girl ,y d hell did he not break it since hes married already,afterall theyve done their court wedding

this guy is a buffoon honestly,and watever it is ,is not d posters fault

Gold*Finch:

I'm not denying na. Every time I look in the mirror, I get jealous of myself too

shes dreaming

michelin89:

Either the man was very smart or she was too blind to see he had someone else. Jenny you are on this Nairaland. You have read about men who don't break up with their exes until they have married their new love. And most of the times, this new woman always know about the old one and she mocks her. The fact that now the old flame is pregnant doesn't still give the new one the right to play the victim, the cheated fiancee, who was fooled by her man. Until she comes out to say, that she never knew about the other lady, well, she'll have no understanding from me!

i get u michelin,but like i said d guy is d stupid one here,for proposing to one and getting one pregnant,honestly i dont blame dis girl,she might be in love wt dis guy,i know of so many guys dat engaged themselves to one girl and @ d end of d day its not d same girl they married,sometimes things change,u might think u r inlove wt dis person and by d time u meet another girl ,d feelings change and u realise dat d feelings u have for one is quite diff from the other,its not because dat person is a player or is being stupid but its just d simple fact dat ,dat person finds happiness wt d new one dan wt d old one,im against a man leavin his babe for another before,but now wt d way things r i dont blame them again

the only mistake d guy made was to go back to the other one and impregnate her wen hes about to be married dis august

Gold*Finch:

See them denying

as if shes not one of them

Gold*Finch:

See their Jealousy

she wishes

Gold*Finch:

see their head

like ur own

michelin89:

Well, I don't give a damn about her either. She is no better than the man!

it might not be d poster's fault

michelin89:

Abeg o. Like she nor know say the man get another woman when they met. These ladies are culprits themselves. They bitch the other lady and make her life miserable. Can she boldly state the man didn't tell her he had someone else? I am sure she even met her and laughed immediately after knowing her ass was going to be dumped. Just because she saw that the past wasn't closed afterall she wants to come here to play the victim. Bleep her too!

abeg babes cool down

i used to insult them women dat take another girls man-but one thing ive come to realise in dis life is--------the fact dat a man has another girlfriend hes dated for long or for a short period of time,it does not mean he'll end up with her as a husband,nope sm pple date for years and still break up,so i dont blame d poster in dat area

michelin89:

@ poster

Have you ever thought that that woman might be someone who thought she had met the man of life to later found out he wanted to abbandon her to marry someone else? There have been so many cases in which after years of dating and future plans, the man decides to live his partner for a fresh one.

I don't really pity you poster and Bleep your future husband. He is a bastard!

preach it my love

Siena:

Probably. You have your preference, I have mine.
Personality? I guess a gorilla-like man, with a great personality would suit you?

In the meantime, I wouldn't go seeking pot-bellied ladies.

lmao

any man that has got a pot belly needs to be chooked wt a pin or knife for all d rubbish in there to burst out