Dont mind them.

Nairaland Pick Up Lines on YIM.


Guy: Nice post, hi
My name is Sammired

i am Based in overseas

New york to be frank.

Me:?
if u like be based in heaven!

then i press the ignore button

hey baby
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

Gamine:

Dont mind them.

Nairaland Pick Up Lines on YIM.


Guy: Nice post, hi
My name is Sammired

i am Based in overseas

New york to be frank.

Me:?
if u like be based in heaven!

then i press the ignore button

ROFLMAO

CH3COO:

hey baby
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put You and I together."

lmao ,uve said it all,how i hate those words

Guy: Nice post, hi
My name is Sammired

i am Based in overseas

New york to be frank.

Me:Huh?
if u like be based in heaven!

then i press the ignore button

Roflmao and the change of name nko? You may be surprised that the so called sammired's real FIRST name is Onigbinde and he lives in Tsunami.

Pick up lines Nairaland women

Girl: This is XYZ from nairaland
Me: hi
Girl: Buzz
Me: ?
Girl: ASL
Me: huh?
Girl: Pls say something.

Me: *hit ignore button*

20 mins later

Girl: You're not nice.

ummmm

Nairaland pickup line on YIM

Fineboy99:[/b]How are u today

Fine, where did you get my id?

[b]Fineboy99:[/b]Nairaland, how are you doin?

im ok.

[b]Fineboy99:[/b]What did you have for launch?

Launch

[b]Fineboy99:[/b]yes launch this afternoon

ok i had me some Nitrogen, hydrogen and some argon
i didnt forget my oxygens too
i should be ready to take off in some minutes

[b]Fineboy99: take off? pls dont go yet, i really like your post.

This is when i hit the ignore button
buncha lamers!

Reason why my ID is not on my profile.
got sick of the "ASL?"

davidylan:

Pick up lines Nairaland women

Girl: This is XYZ from nairaland
Me: hi
Girl: Buzz
Me: ?
Girl: ASL
Me: huh?
Girl: Please say something.

Me: *hit ignore button*

20 mins later

Girl: You're not nice.

sweetheart i tot u said u is looking for mrs right,if u keep ignoring them u might miss ur mrs right


@Gamine

lmao   i swear u wont kill me today wt laffter

come Gamine,you must have made that up. if not, shit son! what were you thinking?

i so didnt make it up.

i told one Nairalander as it was happening and

we both had a good laugh

Thank God for Some Sane people sha
thats why i leave my email address in my profile

Gold*Finch:

Reason why my ID is not on my profile.
got sick of the "ASL?"

"I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels."

Gamine, if you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

jek_kad:

sweetheart i tot u said u is looking for mrs right,if u keep ignoring them u might miss your mrs right

I wont meet mrs right on IM 

Pick up lines Nairaland women

Girl: This is XYZ from nairaland
Me: hi
Girl: Buzz
Me: ?
Girl: ASL
Me: huh?
Girl: Please say something.

Me: *hit ignore button*

20 mins later

Girl: You're not nice.

20 mins later? You've been ignored after 1 minute so your 20th minute ignore is medicine after death.

what about, "your face looks familiar",

Girl is walking

Girl catches boys eye

Boys starts following girl

Girl starts to increase her walking speed after noticing boy

Boy: Hey hey girl, wait, i just want to talk to you

Girl is shy and looks down at her toes constantly

Boy: Hey baby, noticed you from afar and was thinking damn you're looking choong (note that choong is a UK slang for 'fine'

Girl: Urrm, urmm,

Boy: Yeah girl, thought you were an angel, so what you saying?

Girl: Urmm, what does that mean?

Boy: What do you think about us both getting to know each other babes? Damn you're looking buff (another slang)


the saga continues. . . . .

@Free Radical.

McGorgeous? that aint bad.lol!!!!

Ibkaye , na you??

jen_kad:

don't be too sure

I think i have a vague idea who she might be . . . she certainly isnt on IM so i can confidently hit my ignore button.

Hannibal: Hi

Funmi: ****weighs him from head to toe and hisses

Hannibal: Stammers, Why now? abi i carry shit for nyash? I dey smell?

Funmi: Boy, go home to your mama.

hannibal: Stop posing abeg, i get chics like you at home

Funmi: Do you even have a home?

Hannibal: No matter what you say, i think ehm ehmm, loss of words mixed with stuttering

Funmi: You may want to drink more Hennessey to improve on your guts

Hannibal: i agree sha, I'm not up to your level.
Funmi: Good boy, have a nice day and you may start from secondary school girls to improve your art.

Hannibal: Thank you ma.

Funmi: You are welcome.


Inside the molue:

Eldee: o boy , i told you that chic is not your class

hannibal: You can't blame a brother for trying.

Sly: That was a stupid trial. It's like me trying to get a shirt in Arsenal.

Hannibal: Shut up.

Eldee: Why not also try Beyonce?

hannibal: If i see her, i go try na.

Sly: Get a damn job first and elevate your status before anything.

Hannibal: Who wants to hire me na, with this Ambrose Alli degree?

Gamine:

@Free Radical.

McGorgeous? that aint bad.lol!!!!

Ibkaye , na you??

na me o, I was innocently on my way to a friend's house

jen_kad:

sometimes u might think u have an idea of who she might be,but sometimes d lord has a way of intervening

I told the Lord i dont approve of IM brides . . . He agreed too.  

One time, my family had left to go to church earlier than me so I had to catch the bus

I was waiting at the bus stop and a car pulled up, I didn't even notice it sha untill one woman started pointing at me

The guy asked me to come closer to the car and I did

went on with the usual sweet talking etc, then he asked me to come into his car so that he could give me a lift to church because that's where i told him I was going lol, then he started playing gospel music, i refused politely though

ibkaye:

na me o, I was innocently on my way to a friend's house

innocent ko whesu juju ni
he probably wouldnt have approached you if you didnt wear them mini skirt and macaroni straps.
you're lucky he didnt report you - sharia law would have taught you a lesson.

LASIEFAIRE:

innocent ko whesu juju ni
he probably wouldnt have approached you if you didnt wear them mini skirt and macaroni straps.
you're lucky he didnt report you - sharia law would have taught you a lesson.

lool mini skirt ke? e mi? nah man!
Sharia Law? For Where? Am not really in Kano jare

RedHotChic:

Hannibal: Hi

Funmi: ****weighs him from head to toe and hisses

Hannibal: Stammers, Why now? abi i carry shit for nyash? I dey smell?

Funmi: Boy, go home to your mama.

hannibal: Stop posing abeg, i get chics like you at home

Funmi: Do you even have a home?

Hannibal: No matter what you say, i think ehm ehmm, loss of words mixed with stuttering

Funmi: You may want to drink more Hennessey to improve on your guts

Hannibal: i agree sha, I'm not up to your level.
Funmi: Good boy, have a nice day and you may start from secondary school girls to improve your art.

Hannibal: Thank you ma.

Funmi: You are welcome.


Inside the molue:

Eldee: o boy , i told you that chic is not your class

hannibal: You can't blame a brother for trying.

Sly: That was a stupid trial. It's like me trying to get a shirt in Arsenal.

Hannibal: Shut up.

Eldee: Why not also try Beyonce?

hannibal: If i see her, i go try na.

Sly: Get a damn job first and elevate your status before anything.

Hannibal: Who wants to hire me na, with this Ambrose Alli degree?

What are u on about!?
You are not even ashamed of your skinny self, Le Sly in a molue?

RedHotChic:

Hannibal: Hi

Funmi: ****weighs him from head to toe and hisses

Hannibal: Stammers, Why now? abi i carry shit for nyash? I dey smell?

Funmi: Boy, go home to your mama.

hannibal: Stop posing abeg, i get chics like you at home

Funmi: Do you even have a home?

Hannibal: No matter what you say, i think ehm ehmm, loss of words mixed with stuttering

Funmi: You may want to drink more Hennessey to improve on your guts

Hannibal: i agree sha, I'm not up to your level.
Funmi: Good boy, have a nice day and you may start from secondary school girls to improve your art.

Hannibal: Thank you ma.

Funmi: You are welcome.


Inside the molue:

Eldee: o boy , i told you that chic is not your class

hannibal: You can't blame a brother for trying.

Sly: That was a stupid trial. It's like me trying to get a shirt in Arsenal.

Hannibal: Shut up.

Eldee: Why not also try Beyonce?

hannibal: If i see her, i go try na.

Sly: Get a damn job first and elevate your status before anything.

Hannibal: Who wants to hire me na, with this Ambrose Alli degree?

[singing] Somebody's in trouble

Can't wait.

do i know u from somewhere,

[b]Inside The Molue saga continues:[/b]

Eldee: hannibal, Learn to cut your coat according to your cloth

Hannibal: I was just practicing what the pastor preached this morning in church, remember he said we should reach [b]higher [/b]than we ever imagine?

****Mobile Molue pharcist Interrupts: My fellow country men, My name is CH3CHOO, they gave me the chemical name because of my expertise in the chemical contents of gbogbonise. whether you have diarrhea, AIDS, staph(Hannibal immediately became alert), blah blah blah,

SLY: Oh lawd not again, the noise here is too much, I just wish God will give me money to buy a car even if the car is Igala.

Eldee: The lord shall provide one day.

Hannibal: Omo, I don tire for all these Oworonsoki girls, man pikin need to upgrade, job or no job,

David dylan: Repent for the kingdom of God is coming

Eldee: Dem don come again, wetin we do this people for this obodi Nigeria?

Time:04.36 am.
Date: 26/06/2008
Venue:Allen Avenue, Ikeja.

Hotfunmi: How far?
Hannibal: Do i know u?
***Hannibal looks at the vagrant saying hi, she was dressed like an Idumota tomato seller.

Hotfunmi: I don't know u but i love your ride and i think we should spend the night together.
Hannibal: Can u step back a bit??, Your body odour will make me lose my appetite.
Hotfunmi: Sorry sir, my name is Funmi, i am 38 years of age,Born in Ilesha and prostitution is my God-given talent.
Hannibal: Excuse me? I don't patronise whores. . . .Get lost and don't wreck this lovely evening for me.

Hotfunmi: Oga, u have to patronise me tonight. Look at the time. There's no market and i must pay rent and other bills.
Hannibal: Go and steal. Better still, find anutha job. At your age, u should be a mother and not a filthy LovePeddler.
Hotfunmi: I have been in 6 marriages, none of em worked so prostitution seems the only way for me.
Hannibal: ***Sighs*** Story of ma life.

Hotfunmi: Oga, find me something na. . . .even if u no wan DO.
Hannibal: Get lost!!!
Hotfunmi: Love your neighbor as thyself.
Hannibal: You are not my neighbour, u are a flaming LovePeddler.

Hotfunmi: I go cry o. . . .
Hannibal: Go ahead.
Hotfunmi: It's not fair o, God loves a cheerful giver.
Hannibal: Shut up u CUNT!!!
****Hannibal walked back to his car and drove off****************

Rofl.

This thread has definitely taken a turn