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PhonesRe: Types Of Phone Users by Jelailah(f): 11:21am On Nov 21, 2014
safarigirl:
Hi guys, so we all know that since the advent of phones, there have been various types of phone users:

1) Team Long-term users: These are the guys that didn't replace their 3310 till 2008. They only stopped using Motorola Razor 2 years ago because theirs finally succumbed to death. They are the ride till die phone users, the nightmares of phone manufacturers

2) Team Change According to The Latest trend: They raraly use a phone for up to 6 months cuz they sell it off to get a new model. They are usually petty about their phones

3) Team Phone Destroyers: These guys abuse their phones until the phones finally die before their time

4) Team Careless Users: these guys rarely use a phone for up to a year because they either misplce it or it gets stolen. They change phones almost as much as we change NEPA and Generator lines.

Which team is missing and where fo you belong?

I'm Team Long Term. Been using a Nokia C1 for five years and it's still in tip-top shape
number 1 team lng term users
LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op):
Later in the week...

"Hello, this is Angelina from JAMZIG telecommunications company. I would love to speak with Mr Olawale Omotolani"

"Yes, I'm Olawale Omotolani", Tola said frowning.

"I'm glad to inform you that you have been offered a job in our company"

"What?! Really?! Are you serious?!", Tola said in shock.

"Yes sir, a copy of the offer and benefits package have been sent to your email. You'll find every information you need there"

"Ah! Yes! Yes! Yes! I made it...", Tola was shouting and jumping with excitement. When he finally decided to calm down, he checked his email for the offer and benefit package. "4.2 million naira per annum?! 350k per month?! Wow! That's great for a start!". Tola began to sing Femi's b'aye mola.

"A pe ko to je ko ni je ibaje, ewo orisa ni. Won ni oni suuru lo ni ohun gbogbo...". The song started bringing dead memories to life.

Tola was barely 10 years old when he lost his mother. His parents got divorced when he was an infant and he had been with his mother since then. Things were going smoothly with his mother doing many odd jobs to give him a good life. Not until that fateful day. The day that monsterous being made his lovely picture of a future with his mother a night mare. He was little but he knew her mother's boss wanted her to do something she didn't like but she declined. He forced her to do it and it killed her. "He raped her to death!", Tola shouted with tears in his eyes. He had vouched to make the rich cry since that day. Not until...

"Kpon! Kpon!"

A knock at the door interrupted his thought. "Ki lo de?!" (what is it?), Tola shouted.

"Kangol ni, Daddy n pe e jo" (Daddy is calling you), Bayo answered.

"Mo ti gbo" (I have heard), he said vexed.

After 5 minutes, Tola was in the sitting room with his family.

"Tolani", his father called

"Sir", Tola answered.

"I have talked to Mr Fola, the owner of the boutique in the next street. He said he needs a sales boy. We've agreed that you start work there on monday"

"I'm not interested dad. I've gotten a job"

"Which job? Stealing just like your mother right"

"Don't you dare mention my mother again!", he defended, walking out on them.
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LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 9:46am On Nov 21, 2014
tolajumoke:
48hrs without update.... #sad#
jelailah oooo...comman continue the story o
abeg no vex. Its loading...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 8:24am On Nov 21, 2014
Am very sorry 4 d fight evrybody. I reacted out of anger without thinking much about it. Outta thread. Jamzig abeg holla at me wen funaab release calender
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 8:20am On Nov 21, 2014
mdee1:
I waited patiently for her to insult me, then I started
I made her realise she was at fault, I taught her a lesson, I had fun...bruh a lot smiley
u waited after calling me mumu 4st. Issokay
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 8:11am On Nov 21, 2014
Gibimade:
grin U never thank me oo..
tanx wink
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 8:06am On Nov 21, 2014
Gibimade:
Does hehuh

I gbadun this thread like anything.. grin
because of fyt abi. Sori to disappoint u. D shw is over.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 8:04am On Nov 21, 2014
vykta:
Wow... I gats talk 2 d VC dis holiday don 2 long 4 una naim make una get this kain time... Well pls use it well rather dan abusing each other... Mdee1 u b guy na... Ignore somethings if not when u reach skl u go beat everybody 4 ur hostel o! Cos unaabites go test u 2 ur limits... Jelailah u r a Lady av come 2 respect from ur story post... Pls don't let a simple issue change peeps opinion of u... Just ignore him... Last Last make una kiss and make Up lol... Peace
am veri sori. Nd i'll ignore him 4rm nw. Its just dat i hate it wen guys try to take advantage of gals. He tinks becos am a girl he cn insult me and get away with it. Calling me an imb3cile ontop wetin? Tanx a lot jare
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 7:56am On Nov 21, 2014
mdee1:
Puzzy it's u that need to take ur head outta ur azz, and am sure u didn't mean that cos u know exactly what an imb3cile looks like(u see it in the mirror everyday)
Someone that spits through his azz his better than someone that reasons with her azz. Sorry I couldn't get my head far up ur azz to see from ur point of view.
If u wanted me to mind my biz, there's a way a sensible person would have put it
it's ur fault ur not, don't blame anyone
You're the only saying shitty stuff, and it's cause u were born with a shitty brain
From what u've typed, I know ur a lil b1tch that needs to be taught a lesson the hardest way possible
U must be on your monthly period, body dey hot like fire lol
tk ur tiny d1ck and go f**k d hole in ur bed. I tink dat will compensate ur sori azz. Oya take tayo water and cool down. I'll ignore u 4rm nw on. Ave given ur lonely thing enof attentn. Go get under d covers
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 7:46am On Nov 21, 2014
smpple go just dey do lyk say na dem sabi tlk pass grin
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 7:44am On Nov 21, 2014
mdee1:
Point of correction, I KNOW u are an Ediot
it's general knowledge. You are so dumbb am sure the smartest thing that as ever come out of ur mouth was a d1ckk. And by the way, how many sp3rm did u swallow that got u dis dumbb? Its scary someone like u is gonna be in my school but we'll, not everyone is gonna graduate right? lol
I never called U any name if u observe that post well...I just did in this cause u deserve it
*yawns*
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 7:19am On Nov 21, 2014
Gibimade:
U don spoil my morning.. sad..

Both of U must not date each other when U get to school oo.. angry.
i no even see person date na dis ugly mucheche. I bet he sinned a lot in his past life
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 7:05am On Nov 21, 2014
mdee1:
which level I take carry him abeg? u be her hubby ni??
Besides, I only said what I felt she's feeling like
I no no wetin she want prove...be like say she don dey target me since cheesy
prove wetin? Cos i tld u to mind ur biz. See dis nitwit o. I no even see person target its dis imb3cile dat spits through his azz. Hw many times have u see me comment on this thread? Close ur bulldozer like teeth abeg. Saying shitty stuff. U dnt even knw me in person. U dnt knw hw i roll nd ure saying smpple's go'n teach me.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 6:56am On Nov 21, 2014
mdee1:
I no need flog u, people wey go do dat one dey dere dey wait u.
They are there for people like u.
Does it take a mad person/imb3cile to recognize another mad person/imb3cile? why are some people so incredibly s3ns3less and r3tarded?? Not everything the internet/people say is true, am sure u copied/heard that line from somewhere but wasn't wise enough to try and decipher that sh11t before spilling it outta ur mouth(i guess ur azz is on vacation)
If u dnt want any e-fight, just jejely ignore this post and crawl back into d hole u came from ok? Good
I just discovered that your level of immaturity has gone to its peak. U toothless bull dog. U tink am an idiot for nt calling u names in the first place. See this douche bag calling me names. I tink u nid a cerebrum implant. Tank God say aro no far frm funaab. U nid to go dia 4 a chk up. U want an e fight am in 4 it. If dats wat will mk d thread lively, leggo. Wowo, u don carry ur stupidity enter dis thread
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 11:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
Jamzig1:
tongue hehehe...its lyk som1 didnt allow u sleep ehn...abeg help me switch off ur fone
cm hlp me switch am off undecided
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 11:19pm On Nov 20, 2014
Jamzig1:
nawa oo...na so i popular reach? d oda day it was bimfo & donsalvy.....now its jelailah & mdee1
wetin dis one dey feel lyk nw. Abeg go tk sleeping pills
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 11:12pm On Nov 20, 2014
mdee1:
mumu, na u need the slip. Be like say ur brain no dey work
Is the issue not still on this page before I posted that? Dey form agbero woman lol...attackin any1 I pity u...u dey come unaab na? mtcheww
lmao...i dey cm funaab. Wetin go cm hapn? U wnt flog me? It takes a certified mumu to recognise anoda mumu. I no dey do e-fight. Oga oya face front
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Jelailah(f): 8:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
[quote author=jjii post=28198885][/quote]i fine pass the three of dem join 2geda
LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by Jelailah(f): 1:21pm On Nov 20, 2014
Tanx 4 d update Tiff. Dem go soon dey beg mich nw
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 11:02am On Nov 20, 2014
mdee1:
lol...na insalt be dat? nawa o smh cheesy :v
na mata wey don pass u still dey carry on top head lyk dis. Bros abeg go slip
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 4:18pm On Nov 19, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Hmmm..okay oo..madam mouthpiece.
why d insult nw? Abeg swerve jare
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 12:33pm On Nov 19, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Oga jamzig,are u xtain or muslim.
mk i hlp am ansa. He's a muslim
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Jelailah(f): 12:12pm On Nov 19, 2014
Tayo is just too paranoid
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Jelailah(f): 10:55am On Nov 19, 2014
LaRoyalHighness:
Tah! We have Chuks' cousin ... His english is aba... Shalewa nko?@before she travelled abroad...
35 movies per year... *forgotten his name... The yoruba man that loved Bimp Bimp...

My point is that Tayo can fit into tinsel very well.... If karen could feature in tinsel... Why can't Tayo do same... (Btw.. To me, Tayo is far more entertaining, classy, doper than Karen)
no even tlk dat shalewa own. Dat was d role she was to play. Ave seen her tlk in real life and she speaks well
LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 9:09am On Nov 19, 2014
pelumiakinboye:
Mtn Must Be Crazy!!!!!!!m
na u tlk am o
LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 7:20am On Nov 19, 2014
Continuation...

She picked up the phone and pressed the receive button but waited for the person at the other end to speak first.

"Hello, babe", a voice from the other end said.

"Excuse me, but may I know who this is?"

"Eh eh...don't tell me you can't recognise my voice. Any ways, its TJ"

Bimpe was more than perplexed at the sound of the name. I bet Shakespare would find it difficult to qualify her feelings with words. "TJ?!", she shrieked in anxiety.

"Why are you calling me? What else do you want from me?", she said in a shaky voice.

"Meet me at Lu4tv bar in Adeola Odekun, by 5pm on saturday"

"Bbbu...", she barely said a word before the was line cut off. She was completely devastated and wasn't aware the traffic had edged forward. "Abeg commot for road", some people were shouting at her. She quickly moved forward as she thought about TJ.

TJ, short for Tola Jumoke. She met TJ when she was in Europe. TJ also attended the same university as Bimpe. They had been best friends, not until..."hmmm", she sighed trying so hard not to remember the past events.

***

Tola had been staring at his phone since he woke up from his slumber. It had been days since he went for the interview, but hadn't received any call yet. Finally, his phone rang as he dropped it to go take his bath. He quickly grabbed the phone. Too excited to check the caller ID.

"You can now excite your callers with great caller tunes...", "Gosh!", he exclaimed, flinging the phone on the bed. It was the network provider. Pissed, he went into the bathroom to take his bath.
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LiteratureRe: Whatever You Do Today by Jelailah(f): 9:27am On Nov 18, 2014
pelumiakinboye:
Abayomi looked at her for a while, he turned his face away from her direction, he stopped a bike man, and off he go.
To be Continued..
i tink it shld be off he went nt go
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LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 8:45am On Nov 18, 2014
Tanx to slimfit and bhumite for the correctns. Have modified the post. I woke up this morning only to see that part of the post had been cut off. I donno hw that happened but ave been able to sort it out. Tanx once again
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LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 10:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Bimfo:
Na so my name Enter book of Life oo.. grin

Nice work Love.. kiss
wink
Bimfo:
Na so my name Enter book of Life oo.. grin

Nice work Love.. kiss
tanx
LiteratureRe: Whatever You Do Today by Jelailah(f): 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2014
pelumiakinboye:
welcome ma, you can have your sit beside Queenjoe
am nt ma o. Am a smalling sombori
LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op):
Continuation...

As she sat and waited for the traffic to move again, she yawned for the umpteenth time, and then thought about her parents as the traffic finally began to edge forward. Sometimes, it took her over an hour to crawl ten miles on the way home from the office. The sun was not making matters better either. She bet it could melt down a 100 carat diamond. It was 3pm, she had left the office earlier than usual when she couldnt concenterate on her work. She was still in dismay over the event of the night before.

She made a mental note to call her parents when she got home. It has been long she spoke to them last. They had both agreed that she should come to Nigeria to run her father's company after graduating in Warcoque Business School. So, they could both stay in Europe to enjoy the rest of their lives. Her father, Vykta Aribigbe, the owner of the biggest telecommunications company in Africa, JAMZIG, and her mother, Bunmi Aribigbe, a retired OAP.

They had both been good parents to her and her brother. Her brother, Bimfo was running the branch in Ghana.

The phone rang in the car as Bimpe made a turn, and for a minute she hoped that would be Rose, calling to apologise. Rose had been more than a maid to her. She was like a friend and a sister she never had. She looked at the screen to see who it was, an unkown number. "Who could it be", she thought.
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LiteratureRe: Threading The Right Path by Jelailah(op): 6:32am On Nov 17, 2014
Bhuumhite:
nice one jelailah
tanx

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