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Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by Jerakson: 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2021

pocohantas:
Guys are more fixated on the size of their dick than women. In fact, they carry this whole sex matter for head pass. No wonder na them dey drink agbo, come die on top woman.

omo, this comment got me laughing so hard neighbours just dey look me grin

you just use words murder able bodied men ruthlessly. chai grin

I be guyman but wetin you talk na true sha grin

Romance › Re: Giveaway Thread. Drop Your Account Number by Jerakson: 4:45pm On Jun 04, 2021

Romance › Re: Check Out These Romantic Photos Of A Curvy Fish Seller by Jerakson: 9:05am On Jun 04, 2021

Ihatemen:
I hate men

you this boy. You stole an innocent lady's photo to come here and display foolishness. That's wickedness and Almighty God will punish you for this!!!

Romance › Re: What Is Your Aphrodisiac? by Jerakson: 6:43pm On Jun 02, 2021

After I smoke better AZ or SK I'll be hoŕny as fvck

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Romance › Re: Leeches Everywhere by Jerakson(op): 11:35am On Jun 02, 2021

fati2001:
abeg go sit-down.. you wer dy beg 1k... for evening newspaper.

fati abeg I no be your papa angry

I hear say he dey beg to feed you . Na why you dey come show frustration for nairaland.
I be gentleman so I fit give you 100 naira take buy groundnut and Milk soak gari. Una no get gari? Oya tell your papa make he beg aminat una neighbour for 3 cups of gari angry

Romance › Re: This Photo Got Me Laughing Hard by Jerakson(op): 11:29am On Jun 02, 2021

Atiku:
Weak man! Small stroking wey them stroke you and this is the only way for you to show strength. Tufia!

your papa for just stroke him penis, cum inside tissue paper, flush everything for toilet. Now wherever he is, he's left to rue the day you were born

Romance › Re: Leeches Everywhere by Jerakson(op): 11:21am On Jun 02, 2021

fati2001:
dy drink paracetamol for another person headache.

fati aka jeon stay away from my thread angry

No provoke me this early morning angry

Romance › Leeches Everywhere by Jerakson(op): 10:33am On Jun 02, 2021

Omo I just woke up this morning say make I check WhatsApp.
Look at what One mumu girl post for status angry

If I say make I curse her papa nau she go say I be stingy goat angry

Which kind girls dey this country for christ sake?

Leeches everywhere angry

Health › Re: What Can I Do To Gain Weight? by Jerakson: 9:04am On Jun 02, 2021

Dreyton36:
Plenty money and rest of mind

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Romance › Re: This Photo Got Me Laughing Hard by Jerakson(op): 7:56pm On Jun 01, 2021

DDDEnterprises:
Why did you now put it in romance section?

Is the "weak" in your post referring to your Penis?

I was referring to your papa's penis that produced a worthless offspring

Romance › This Photo Got Me Laughing Hard by Jerakson(op): 5:50pm On Jun 01, 2021

Omo this meme weak me grin

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Sports › Re: Manchester City Fans Celebrate Premier League Title Outside Stadium (Photos) by Jerakson: 1:55pm On May 12, 2021

setobaba:
Who Winning Champions league final ?

Likes for Man city
Shares for Chelsea

na man utd fans dey like this thing grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iniobong Umoren's Murder: Women March To Akwa Ibom Government House by Jerakson: 4:10pm On May 05, 2021

nsiba:
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Can one be this dumb

yes sir. That guy you quoted is among the category of the dumbest type of a human

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Education › Re: ‎ by Jerakson: 12:47am On May 05, 2021

If there are 100 ways to die In other countries, In Nigeria it will be 1000 sad

This country is cursed

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For May 4 2021 In Nigeria by Jerakson: 12:40am On May 05, 2021

Romance › Re: Is This Normal? by Jerakson: 7:45pm On May 03, 2021

This guy just dey use una catch cruise for this nairaland

Romance › Re: Told Her My Age , She Blocked Me by Jerakson: 7:37pm On May 03, 2021

But guy your face looks funny fr grin

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Romance › Re: What's Your Favorite Brand Of Alcohol? by Jerakson: 10:36pm On May 02, 2021

Fresh Palm wine

Romance › Re: If You Have To Choose From One Of These, Pick One !!! by Jerakson: 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2021

If I can get free sex from even the hottest female celebrities, 3 is the number

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Romance › Naija Girls Are So Predictable by Jerakson(op): 3:17pm On Apr 29, 2021

I'm tired of these girls we have in Nigeria. angry

This one dey find who to milk. She's not even smart, moment after saying she has eaten, she say she's hungry. Very stupid girls we have in this country. Na God go punish all of una angry

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Politics › Re: Atiku’s Daughter, Hauwa Uwais In Tears As She Gets Surprise Birthday Dinner by Jerakson: 7:56pm On Apr 22, 2021

See as them be like deeper life for that family picture

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Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is This Nairalander? (PICTURE) by Jerakson: 11:10pm On Apr 20, 2021

Mr cork

Romance › Re: Who Said Nigerian Men Are Not Handsome? All We Need Is Money Jorrr.. by Jerakson: 7:39am On Apr 17, 2021

It's too early for this. go and wash the plates before mummy go whip you koboko

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Ignoring Me And It Hurts Me by Jerakson(op): 7:26am On Apr 17, 2021

ILovebigyansh:
Info just reach me say some kind "eyes" dey around.

I like my life as e dey lowkey.

But no dey show urself.

O.Gs dey here.

I know say you be one of my Ashewo beer parlour brethren.
If you sef know my main, you go shock grin

I'm always on the low but if I'm triggered, I fit bust everywhere

One love

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Ignoring Me And It Hurts Me by Jerakson(op): 11:07pm On Apr 16, 2021*

SweetCunt97:
I have big yansh since you like em.

Miss, stop marketing your product on this thread

The person you quoted, I wan fall him hand so.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Ignoring Me And It Hurts Me by Jerakson(op): 11:06pm On Apr 16, 2021*

ILovebigyansh:
You dun mara.

Since na pure water money e no suppose worry you now. Give her d rabba take am say na pure water you buy

Drop a pic of your account balance, make i drop my own.

If your money no reach 250K USD then you no say na trailer go jam you last last

oya nau
you just wan fall your hand grin

Romance › Re: Fooled My Girlfriend Of 4 Years To Thinking She Was Going Out With Another Guy by Jerakson: 5:38pm On Apr 16, 2021

Jerrick:
Lol true
What I even wanted to find out is if she’s even going to resist a bit and I’d prolly get tired and give up with the game but there was a plot twist; she accepted to go out with another guy the same day they started talking WITHOUT even hearing the person’s voice. If I say e shock me I dey lie...the thing electrocute me instantly

guy break up with that girl o. No waste time with her. A whole 4 year relationship that's what she's about to disrespect

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