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Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 11:51pm On Sep 08, 2020
Munirboss:
Childish grin
huh
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 11:16pm On Sep 08, 2020
Munirboss:
Abeg who dey supply u weed?
na ur papa na.
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 10:59pm On Sep 08, 2020
wpadmin:
You surely check up on your kids too sir and you are working too.

Marriage for new age females are;

1. Husband and Wife both working.
2. Children with Nannies.
3. House help keeps the house clean.
4. Husbands money is Family money, my money is my money.

If the husband is super rich, he can foot all the bills of Nannies, house helps etc without the wife contributing.

What is the wife still nurturing?

Then when the kids mature, they sing praises, honor and adoration to mama grin like the Dad didn’t spend all his life working.

Modern marriage favors only women
thumbs up for this statement!
Romance › Re: Am Single, I Need A Man That I Can Control, And He Must Be Very Rich – Lady by Jerkbaba: 10:28pm On Sep 08, 2020
Na money ritual dey go use this one for las las. undecided
Food › Re: How I Prepared This Bush Meat That Ran Into My Compound (With pictures) by Jerkbaba: 10:25pm On Sep 08, 2020
Mr Ratman. undecided Na this kind people wey go spread virus kill us for this Africa.
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 10:10pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
You are a very negative person
And negative people can't even see when good is coming there way
Having a negative mindset
Is the worst thing
An individual can do to himself
It drives away good thing
Better change your way
Or you will be never amount to anything
In this life



Life ain't easy
But with positive attitude
You can still enjoy life

Most of these women
You guys call evil
Have there good side
But it's what you put in a woman
You get out
See
This thing we call love
Is not all those feelings and butterflies in my stomach
Love is being patient, kind, humble, not being rude or selfish to your partner
For things to walk out
You must learn patience
I am talking from experience
You can turn the worst woman around


A generation of men
Are being raised
That talk evil of women

Many of our mothers
We're not enterprising
Like today's women
They solely relied on our fathers
A lot of today's women
Are very enterprising
I have associates I know that supported
There husbands
In fact some where carrying there homes
But you won't know


But it's the way there men treated them
That' brought out the best in them
Many men really need to get humble
You get the best from a woman like that


I have an elder cousin
Rich, has a factory
With over 50 employees
But his madam can send him on an errand
And he will go
That's humility
A woman nurturing his four kids
Quite a handful
Why won't he be supportive of that woman


I believe you have not seen
Anything in this life
Woman get power oo
Especially where her children dey
I have seen bigmen confess
That na woman get children oo
In fact I Don see a multi billionaire
With all his money
His grown up children
Turned there backs on him
Because of the way he treated there mother
If you have children
And see how attached to there motgers
You will understand
*yawns*. Is that it? undecided
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 8:06pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Exactly
Because many of them have not put themselves to productive use
Country no easy
So they pour there frustrations
On others


The worst people
To hang around
Are frustrated people
They carry a very negative presence
So which woman
Will be willing to stay around such fellow
They hang around there fellows

A real man
That is busy
Hustling and making his dole
Won't have time for this
my friend shut up ur mouth! undecided
Romance › Re: Religious People Are The Most Evil People! by Jerkbaba: 6:46pm On Sep 08, 2020
U just dey know this one? Hmmmm. undecided
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 4:16pm On Sep 08, 2020
angelfallz:
Drama from women is what makes a relationship interesting? Ha! I pity men like you. It's your types that die before their time.
na mumu now. Leave am, na life go show am. cheesy
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:55pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Exactly son of a bitch!

Keep wanking and jerking to your porn stars who keep you company at night.

Leave marriage and family life for those who are interested.

We don't need more copies of your dumbness on earth!
lols. Ur a stupid woman. I pity the fool that falls for a Nigerian witch like you! Pls don't bring more witches & wizards into this world!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
When they say apply your brain, you won't. Be there forming woke.

'Women cause all the problems in marriage', too much fucking cause barrenness? Wtf niggar

U're so dumb, your dumbness is astounding!

You want to travel the world, with which moneyhuh
Broke ass unintelligent wimp!

Stay single biko, no need to reproduce and multiply this your wack gene all over the place. The world has enough idiots already!
haha. Bitch I'm living it! Who tf want kids anyways? They're expensive & a burden to someone life.
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Popular stereotypes on nairaland
When you make sense as a female = they'll tag you a male disguising as a female

When you speak facts and truths regarding relationships = you'll be tagged simp

U're so uncouth and unrefined. It reflects in the way and manner you mention people's fathers including yours with reckless abandon. It further confirms my suspicions that you're not just ill-mannered, you're frustrated and broke, really broke. I pity the females in your life, and the female who eventually sucks up to this your wack mindset!

Not everyone is broke op, and not everyone will be ever broke till they die. I fall in to that category.

So the offer still stands, send your account details. Broke wimp!
hahaha! Stupid man. Ok, since you want to send me money. Please let me see that your account balance that you want to use to send me money. undecided. Broke idiot.
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:11pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Oga there are plenty people
Enjoying there marriages
And a good marriage
Is the first test of heaven you test
But you need wisdom to enjoy your marriage
Enjoy your wife
Enjoy your children
Work hard
God smiles on you
Sometimes you give them a threat
Checkout this
Flying out your family
To a vacation in one nice spot
Around the world
Oga
Your children, madam
Go love you more
Pray better prayers for you

See life can be sweet and enjoyed
ma friend gerraout ra here! Na by force to marry? undecided. Go sacrifice all your freedom because of one bitch. Sooner or later, you'll regret it. I promise you!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Maybe when they grow up
They might change
You never know


Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks
Nature made man to take care of his wife and children
Men that understands this
Work hard and heaven smiles on them
You won't even look at what a woman get
And most will still support you
Anyhow

But those with wrong mindset
Live misreeably and bitter
And are really successful
so you've been to heaven that you know there's heaven abi? Mumu. If you like don't face reality. Be calling heaven & hell. It's not woman that will kill this one. Na your stupidity go kill u. undecided
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op):
apatheticme:
Not just 'kids' but 'dumbass, ill trained Poverty stricken hungry kids'.

If you're well fed, and you have enough you'll want to share with people, your loved ones inclusive.

You could literally feel his frustrations in his write up. He even said his dad is a big stupid simp. The poor man is somewhere now working hard to bring food to the table for him and his siblings and mom, unaware that his idiot of a son is calling him a simp on social media. May God bless and open ways for that poor man so that he can make more money to feed you @op so that you can focus on your education or whatever skill you're learning.

Pls op try to relax, and have hopes that you will have all you want. If you do, trust me money go dey shack you to spend on top your wife.

By the way, drop your account details let me give you something small to eat, so that you'll stop opening frustrated threads on nairaland!
see this mumu man using female moniker to quote someone. Show me Ur account balance na. Ur forming audio money online, go tell ur papa to send his account details, he needs it more than I do. You've probably not eaten today sef. Ma friend gerraout ra here!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Most of you always shouting simp
Are kids
You ain't matured

You see woman
Na wisdom dey use follow woman
E get some circumstances
You give order like a man
E get some circumstances
You mellow down
Even allow your madam have her way


The reason this generation
Can't hold marriage
Is because they think
The woman they are marrying
Don't have her own mind

See a woman
Is a human being just like you
And average human being
Can be very stubborn
So you must follow a woman diplomatically
But if you prove otherwise
A woman can easily help you
Destroy everything
But with wisdom and diplomacy
You will move your home



So most of you shouting simp
Are kids
Simple
You guys have a lot of growing up
To do
another mumu spotted. Captain save a hoe. I just hope you don't die before your time because of woman. undecided
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2020
Barney001:
No offence op.....


But does this mean that your father is a simp too tongue
a big stupid one infact!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:26pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
E pain am.



















































Delete your existence.
Delete that ur dp. It's horrible!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
kiss
The lipgloss isn't as disgusting as your sense of reasoning though.
Ugly monkey.
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:09pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Hello kid
How old are you?
Maybe when you mature you will understand

Whether you like it or not
Nature has placed on we men
The burden of taking care of our women and children

It's unmanly not to do so
It might be stressful sometimes
But that's the burden nature placed on us


People with your mindset
May never be economically successful
When you hustle as a man
To make your family comfortable
Nature smiles on you
And makes a way for you


As for drama from our women
That's all that makes relationship
Very interesting
When a woman gives you drama
And you hold your ground
Like a man
And navigate the issues like a man
Over time she go dey overloyal


So kid
You still have a lot of growing to do
goddamn simp! I pity you nigga!
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
Ilenny9:
Hope you are aware that there is Marriage game. Nor dey preach nonsense, even the likes of Rollo Tomassi, redpill coach are married
what's this mumu saying? huh. What is marriage game? sad
Romance › Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 12:52pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
SHUT UP kiddo
it's me ur calling kiddo? If I slap you ehn. That disgusting lipgloss on that your ugly face will disappear. Stupid girl.
Romance › Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op):
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a stupid woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!

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