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senchibi:
What's wrong with being a stripper , but you'll be jumping up and down whenever your favorite artist comes on stage. You no get sense. This is still part of show biz, entertainment and relaxation.
You feel you have a better job, why don't everyone know and celebrate you in your field ? Shut up low life nobody

You smoke weed this morning? Did you not understand my comment? I have nothing against strippers. Go and sleep

oduademon:
Nigeria wasnt a target market anyway, why put it on NL?

What, so there arent Nigerians that can buy it from abroad? Or ship it over to sell?

Sense loading....

pafestula:
When I saw this thread early this morning, I thought the OP created it for meaningful discussion as an adult, but unfortunately he derailed the thread out of childish act.

I don't know why people like you like taking painkillers over another man's headache! If you love Toyota stick to it in peace and stop forcing or bashing people to buy what you love.

I bought several German cars before, BMW 2009 E91, Audi A4 2000 model, and driving my 6th Benz which is C200 Kompressor 2004 model and am cool with it, on Thursday I drove a friend's 2010 ES350 Lexus and the handling couldn't stand my then 2002 A160 Benz.

In nut shell OP, what works Taye might not work for Kehinde, it is not your money and your sweat, and the maintenance is not coming from your purse, so why the ranting over minor issues?

People like you cannot read and comprehend. The op clearly pointed out that Benz is overrated. He did not say that you should not buy it. Benz is good for people who like flashy luxury cars. But if it is reliability you want, Benz is not the best luxury car for that.

subtlemee:
Hmmm...people don't have shame in this world again,grandmother stripper spitting fire for her colleagues,won't you rather encourage this ones to go to school,get a job or learn a trade?

May your daughters all become a stripper like you as a profession...Amen

You lack sense. What crime did the strippers commit?

mekaprime:
Mr Church
God's Not Dead 2014

God is not dead?

I lost brain cells watching that movie

alexistaiwo:
I am currently reserving my comment on the whole series till the Boss shows up and he is about to spice things up.

As for Sansa, Jon and Dany.
When he shows them what's up, none of them will give a damn in the world who gets this and that, they will only be concerned about staying alive.


As for Cersei, she thought King's landing is far on foot, wait till Boss fly over with his private jet


Episode three will be

haha. Private jet indeed.

alexistaiwo:
JeromeBlack, what's your thoughts on GOT S8 E2?

The episode is a dramatic set up for the war that is coming in episode 3.

Cercei lannister is a Nigerian politician. Although she was not shown in this episode, I just have to say that she is a true villain. A bastard politician that wants to stay in power by any means. She is on a throne that she does not deserve and leads a people she has no care about. Selfish, greedy and a sexual pervert. The biitch is even ready to kill her own brothers!

Tyrion Lannister is a spoilt rich kid. Loves good liquor and entertainment. Did you notice that he wanted everyone to join him drinking and requested for a song. Rich kids are usually easily bored as they have everything at their fingertips. Always searching for new entertainment.

Seeds of doubt- by simply telling John Snow that he is the rightful Tygarean to inherit the seven kingdoms, Sam Tarley has put a seed of doubt in John Snow's relationship with Denerys. They both wonder who gets to sit on the throne after the war with the dead..


Great Drama! Action to come next episode.

Happy Easter, Y'all.

Shepherd00:
Men, the demons in you are damn petty. You can't find one single reason why you hate Jesus. But don't worry, it won't be long now, death shall come then you shall have enough reason not to care.

See this christian troll. Does your bible tell you to follow pagans around like a fly looking for feces?

alexistaiwo:

Okay. i get it. You need time to heal.

I will quietly go back to counting the new spare parts stock that just came in from china (just like your phone)

*Leaves thread in peace*

alexistaiwo:

Bro, Aburo mi, I am trying to make peace!

How about a bottle of alomo bitters? I know that's the elixir of life for agberos?

Eggxactly everything to know!

Alexistaiwo aka kazeem,


Please, accept my apology for my savagery towards you. I know that I was brutal and you didnt deserve that, especially on Easter Sunday.

I don't know what came over me. Maybe it was the redbull and vodka of Easter Saturday that gave me mind-bending levels of witty banter.

Please, lets be friends again. After all, we are all in the same transport industry as Agberos and spare parts dealers. Although, I am less likely to be run over by a danfo yellow bus compared to you.


We are brothers in movies. We are brothers in TV series. Although we are separated by streaming devices (your Chinese android vs my smart lcd tv), we still share a love for entertainment.

Let us watch game of thrones season 8 episode 2 in the next few hours and discuss about it.


signed

Jerome Black the no 1 spare parts dealer in Mushin

alexistaiwo:
I have to hold back before I become an accessory to suicide.



According to the UN, It is a crime against humanity to go all out against the less privileged.

The irony! You are calling me less privileged with the help of your aba imported Chinese made phone and stolen data from your mobile network.

If being broke was a cancer, your whole body would be a giant tumor right now

alexistaiwo:
And I am also sure that he didn't resurrect so you will be wallowing in perpetual stupidity.

That was dry. Even your insults are inferior

alexistaiwo:
Of what impact is the stamping of a sheep on board a warship?

Well, if that warship is a toy then the impact is deadly.

Happy Easter, my intellectually inferior movie comrade.

Jesus didn't die so you could be a broke guy.

alexistaiwo:
I am going offline so in the spirit of the Easter celebrations, I think I should drop this verse for you all.

Verily I say unto you, Brethren. If it feels like shiit, smells like shiit and looks like shiit, don't be deceived. It is JeromeBlack

Lies.

Don't lie, you were feeling the weight of my blows

alexistaiwo:
I also remember Americans has a saying

To err is human, to reject corrections is foolishness, to live a fake life is stupidity, to indulge in hypocrisy is craziness and to have all the aforementioned traits is JeromeBlack

How do I live a fake life?

Your problem is that you cannot afford the life that I live, so your inferiority complex forces you to be jealous and deny my swag.


Please, save some money and travel abroad. You could stop being a local fool

alexistaiwo:
Oshey educated refined palm oil

Educated illiterate who doesn't know that bolded is a contradiction


Waiting for visual evidence to back up your aje butter claim.

Contradiction or error? Everyone knew what I meant. Replace "less" with "more"


Oga, the Americans say "real recognizes real".

A smart person can tell how well educated someone is from how they write- their diction, use of metaphors, witticisms and use of logic. This is how I knew that koice was a bad guy from the first comment of his that I read.

Kazeem, you are a typical educated yoruba illiterate who cannot appreciate the English language to know this. I know your type.

alexistaiwo:
The fact your boss is benevolent enough to pack the whole family including an apprentice like you to the cinema to stop you from slipping into depression doesn't give you the pass to sit at the table of elders

So you truly believe that I'm an apprentice spare parts dealer?

Shouldn't that be a problem for you seeing that I sound more educated and refined than you?

If you spent less time developing yourself rather than watching videos on your budget chinese phone, you'd probably have some sense.

alexistaiwo:
Speak for yourself.
I am really glad to hear this admission of guilt.
You are already at level three stage of insanity (Admission).


I will be very grateful if you can point out where it was written that watching movies immediately they are released is one of the prerequisite for making paradise.

What shall it profit a man like JeromeBlack to watch blockbusters 5-10 years early and still remain foolish?




I used to be more of a TV series fan

Avengers endgame is coming out next week. The cool kids are gonna watch it in cinema and discuss it.


You on the other hand, are going to wait 4 to 6 months to watch a low quality version off one of those pop-up ad driven free movie websites. You are going to watch it off your second hand chinese phone.
After that, you will come here 6 months too late to come and give a philosophically barren review and joust with low quality marvel fanboys.



You see, there is some hidden irony here. You are an atheist but it your life is so monotonous, poverty driven and moronic that even a fake prophet like TB Joshua could predict your stupidity six months into the future with alarming accuracy.

KoiceReloaded:


JeromeBlack, how do you plead?

I plead guilty. I'm a fool. But Kazeem alexistaiwo is a fool as well.

The problem is that Kazeem does not realize that there are different types of fools.

I am the fool that is called a Jester, Joker or the king's fool. A talented artist. I troll for entertainment


Kazeem, on the other hand is the kind of fool no one should be- an ignorant buffoon who knows little but thinks he knows a lot.


I just laugh at the guy. He watches modern blockbuster films 5-10 years late and feels like some movie connoisseur when he comes to review them. The real movie aficionados watch the big movies when they happen.

KoiceReloaded:
C'mon now, a disjointed script won't stop anybody from enjoying a blood-and-gore fiesta. The bold is your way of saying you're not a fan of blood-and-gore.

Enjoy the good and pay the bad no mind is what I do in situations like this. The film being rated R is a plus enough, considering it's a blockbuster. For context, not many blockbusters are rated R.

I did not say that I didnt enjoy the movie. But we have to be honest. The movie was a bit disjointed. And after being spoilt with Marvel movies, this just feels like a cheap knockoff.

TheKingIsHere:
Hell boy - 6/10

After watching this film in the cinema, I was wondering why all the negative reviews?

This movie is all about demons and monsters so you should expect gore, demons, monsters and a lot of killing.

I guess the reason why this film had so many negative reviews is because of the massive gore. People being skinned alive, torn to pieces, burnt to ashes etc, but the producers stated right from time that it is going to have a lot of gore, so I don't see any reason why the reviews were too harsh on this film.

The movie has pacing issues. It also angered many fans by being an origin story with some retconning instead of being part 3.

The movie feels disjointed at times and the script is just there.

freezyprinzy:
guy watin this babe do you na

Just some karma bitchslapping her.....

HappyPagan:
JeromeBlack, good times.

Back when we had intelligent Christians.

Nowadays only pastor worshippers....

zicoraads:
So how did he get to London?

One can conveniently move around Europe using buses.

He was born there

Ishilove:
Guy, you need to share the secret of your limitless data

Unlimited*

losprince:
Who have watched the Spanish series la casa de papel it's a Netflix show. I found it quite interesting and loved the drama. Worth the watch.

It was entertaining. The suspense.

I hated Rio and Tokyo. There are always fuckup guys in every group

There are people afraid of flight.

I know someone who lives in London but uses buses to go around Europe. He has a funny fear of flying.

Ishilove:
Guy, you need to share the secret of your limitless data

Babe, I have told you that I will spoil you if you date me. I will pay for unlimited data on swift, smile or spectranet for you.

But no, your stubbornness has led you to start begging kazeem the ghetto superstar for lessons on how to defraud a mobile network for unlimited data. Poverty is a bastard