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Sports / Re: See Jose Mourinho’s Amazing Car Collection by Jeromegwer: 10:13pm On May 07, 2018 |
How time flies, I remember when mourinho was with Chelsea, the way man u fans been hate the man was second to none, now see the way they're praising him, I remember then if u as a Chelsea fan praise mourinho, man u fans go come for ur head 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Fuels Breakup Rumours As She Deletes All Photos Of Iceberg Slim by Jeromegwer: 8:28pm On May 05, 2018 |
Chai, this babe fine, even if iceberg Bleep am for public, I go still collect am like dat |
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Fuels Breakup Rumours As She Deletes All Photos Of Iceberg Slim by Jeromegwer: 8:27pm On May 05, 2018 |
Chai, this babe fine, even if iceberg Bleep am for public, I go still collect am like that |
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Artistes Don't Deserve A Grammy - Hiptv CEO, Ayo Animashaun by Jeromegwer: 4:00pm On May 05, 2018 |
U guys are just hyping the Grammy, do u know that Lil uzi vert, migos nd the other thrash guys get nominated, so are u telling me those guys have lyrics 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Impeachment: Mission Impossible, By Reuben Abati by Jeromegwer: 11:50am On May 01, 2018 |
The question is, majority of the house would support buhari anytime, anyday,dats just the problem 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: "Herdsmen Don’t Carry AK-47" - Buhari Tells Trump by Jeromegwer: 9:33pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
Damn, I just read the article now, this heading can confuse person, I even insulted him with my other contribution, Wat he said is entirely different from the heading, let's not be biased, I hate all Nigerian politicians btw 1 Like |
Politics / Re: "Herdsmen Don’t Carry AK-47" - Buhari Tells Trump by Jeromegwer: 7:11pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
Trump no dey smile like this, hope bubu never sell we naija, just saying ooo, I no one see quit notice for my door tomorrow oo |
Politics / Re: "Herdsmen Don’t Carry AK-47" - Buhari Tells Trump by Jeromegwer: 7:11pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
Trump no dey smile like this, hope bubu never sell we naija, just saying ooo, I no one see quick notice for my door tomorrow oo |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (1 - 2) On 18th March 2018 by Jeromegwer: 7:01pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
I just have this feeling dat even if Morata scores 10 goals in a match, I won't still be impressed by his game play, my thought though |
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Launches Amari Musiq Record Label, Signs Grey C & Walid by Jeromegwer: 4:13pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
This guy humble ooo, see as e take allow that guy sit down,u go even think say na im be the boss sef 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: Very Clean like New LOCKED iPhone 6 by Jeromegwer: 12:06pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
how much |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Wins $5 Million Mo Ibrahim Prize For African Leadership by Jeromegwer: 5:06pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
plz Is Chad banned from everything,because I've never seen pictures of their country or heard any news from them, don't they have celebrities,who even knows the name of their capital nor president,just from a curious nigga 1 Like |
Romance / Re: One Simple Way To Know If You Truly Love Someone. by Jeromegwer: 11:18pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Raiyell:true talk bro, no mind all this articles |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jeromegwer: 12:39am On Feb 09, 2018 |
*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)* Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W} 3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1 4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2 The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6} Let cumulative be denoted as "a" Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br Squad strength of barca = a+1 Messi probability to score = a+1+1 Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1 Note a=6 Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9 9 goals. � 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Turns To Oyo In Move To Secure South-west Votes by Jeromegwer: 12:36am On Feb 09, 2018 |
*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)* Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W} 3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1 4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2 The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6} Let cumulative be denoted as "a" Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br Squad strength of barca = a+1 Messi probability to score = a+1+1 Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1 Note a=6 Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9 9 goals. � |
TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Cee-C "I Can Make N45 Million In One Week!" Nigerians React by Jeromegwer: 12:36am On Feb 09, 2018 |
*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)* Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W} 3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1 4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2 The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6} Let cumulative be denoted as "a" Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br Squad strength of barca = a+1 Messi probability to score = a+1+1 Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1 Note a=6 Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9 9 goals. � |
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Jeromegwer: 11:01pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Threebeaar:Threeebarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my man, I dey on ghost mood but I just dey feel u,i like fellas who are different from the crowd,keep it up, BTW,Miracle for the money ooooo 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Change Ur Life With Just A Little Investment Of 6usd by Jeromegwer: 8:47am On Feb 02, 2018 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 30th January 2018 by Jeromegwer: 10:29pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
it's 3-1 guys, Swansea score again, hahahaha |
Politics / Re: Esther Oba, Patience Jonathan’s Sister Arrested At Airport by Jeromegwer: 8:33am On Jan 24, 2018 |
BREAKING: ASO ROCK FC Manager Olusegun Obasanjo is considering selling the misfiring striker Muhammadu Buhari to a lower division side DAURA FC in this summer of 2019. Muhammadu Buhari signed for ASO ROCK FC in 2015 for #15m despite failing medicals. Buhari has not scored a single goal for his club after two years. He was out injured for almost a year receiving treatment in a London hospital before resuming training recently. Since Buhari joined the club, ASO ROCK FC has been battling with relegation. Obasanjo told reporters he's considering several options but said he and his club will make the right choice when the time comes. |
Education / Re: JAMB Orders All Institutions To End 2017 Admissions January 25 by Jeromegwer: 7:20am On Jan 19, 2018 |
This people are confused, don't jamb and schools have meetings, SMH for my country |
Celebrities / Re: “I Have 100 Unreleased Songs” — Efe Ejeba....Fans React by Jeromegwer: 11:07pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
Efe should have opened fish farm with that money |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EFL Cup Semi-Final: Chelsea vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 10th January 2018 by Jeromegwer: 10:51pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
KevinDein:Arsenals own started on a day but Chelseas own can't start in a day also Abi, smh |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EFL Cup Semi-Final: Chelsea vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 10th January 2018 by Jeromegwer: 7:36pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
How person go take watch this match now, all this people no dey show 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Learn A Secret In Binary Options Trading That Fetch You $10 A Day by Jeromegwer: 11:18am On Jan 10, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Somadina Adinma And Regina Daniels In New Pictures by Jeromegwer: 10:59pm On Jan 08, 2018 |
Henry1006:show us nah |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Lilian Esoro Gifts Street Children Schoolpacks As They Go Back To School by Jeromegwer: 1:29pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Why is football played for 45 minutes in each
half? Gianni Infantino failed to answer this
question at the latest press conference.
Even the so called sports analysts, sports
scientists and soccer legends do not know why.
Just to help out you and all those who do not
know, here is the answer:
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in
each team, i.e 22 players.
Each player brings his own 2 balls (hidden in his
sports underwear)!
So in total there are 2 times 22 equals 44 balls.
There's one ball on the ground itself, being
played.
Thus the grand total is 45.
That's the answer.!!!!
Of course, Sometimes there's extra time of 2
minutes.
(which is the referee's balls)
Soccer analyst 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jeromegwer: 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
5 things that should conte do: 1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless 2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team 3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan. 4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million 5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan". 10 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: F.A Cup: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 6th January 2018 by Jeromegwer: 10:29pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
5 things that should conte do: 1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless 2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team 3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan. 4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million 5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan". 6 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Barcelona Signs Philippe Coutinho From Liverpool For £142 Million by Jeromegwer: 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
5 things that should conte do: 1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless 2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team 3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan. 4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million 5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan". 1 Like |
Sports / Re: CAF African Footballer Of The Year 2017 Mohamed Salah by Jeromegwer: 11:16pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
if u thought your life was too hard, think about Hazard for a minute. he plays with Morata at Chelsea & Lukaku in Belgium and Madrid who wants him has benzema at their striker,i pity my hazard |
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