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FoluSparkleBug:
About AUD 78,000

“A minimum of AUD$69k held for at least
three months in the account.” This is one of the
Conditions for me to get my COE and I’m confused as to if my statement is to have a closing balance of that amount or i have to hold $69k in my account for three months which is ridiculous. So please you or anyone should help me understand if you had to hold it for that long or just had to have a closing balance of that amount, thank you and congratulations once more.

How time flies, I remember when mourinho was with Chelsea, the way man u fans been hate the man was second to none, now see the way they're praising him, I remember then if u as a Chelsea fan praise mourinho, man u fans go come for ur head

Chai, this babe fine, even if iceberg Bleep am for public, I go still collect am like dat

Chai, this babe fine, even if iceberg Bleep am for public, I go still collect am like that

U guys are just hyping the Grammy, do u know that Lil uzi vert, migos nd the other thrash guys get nominated, so are u telling me those guys have lyrics

The question is, majority of the house would support buhari anytime, anyday,dats just the problem

Damn, I just read the article now, this heading can confuse person, I even insulted him with my other contribution, Wat he said is entirely different from the heading, let's not be biased, I hate all Nigerian politicians btw

Trump no dey smile like this, hope bubu never sell we naija, just saying ooo, I no one see quit notice for my door tomorrow oo

Trump no dey smile like this, hope bubu never sell we naija, just saying ooo, I no one see quick notice for my door tomorrow oo

I just have this feeling dat even if Morata scores 10 goals in a match, I won't still be impressed by his game play,
my thought though

This guy humble ooo, see as e take allow that guy sit down,u go even think say na im be the boss sef

how much

plz Is Chad banned from everything,because I've never seen pictures of their country or heard any news from them, don't they have celebrities,who even knows the name of their capital nor president,just from a curious nigga

Raiyell:
Is it love or lust?

Here's a quick to determine as recommended by experts.

1 - When you become overcome in throes of passion for a woman;
2 - Find a quiet place.
3 - Beat your meat. Choke your carrot - (which ever euphemism appeals to you, the goal is the same);
4 - Achieve release
5 - If you are still thinking about the person, it is love;
6 - But if you immediately wonder what all the fuss is for, and want to hit the bed, or take a sip of your favourite whiskey
7 - It is lust.

Tested and trusted.

You should also do this for important decisions.

true talk bro, no mind all this articles

*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)*

Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W}

3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1

4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2

The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6}

Let cumulative be denoted as "a"
Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br

Squad strength of barca = a+1
Messi probability to score = a+1+1

Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1

Note a=6

Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9

9 goals.

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*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)*

Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W}

3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1

4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2

The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6}

Let cumulative be denoted as "a"
Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br

Squad strength of barca = a+1
Messi probability to score = a+1+1

Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1

Note a=6

Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9

9 goals.

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*If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)*

Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W}

3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1

4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2

The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6}

Let cumulative be denoted as "a"
Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br

Squad strength of barca = a+1
Messi probability to score = a+1+1

Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1

Note a=6

Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9

9 goals.

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Threebeaar:
At 18 I was already a graduate.
I made my first million few years after...
I sponsored my masters in UK with my own money..
I am about to sponsor my PhD with my own money as well...
Travelling expenses and everything involved in my program cost an upward of 13 million naira....
The car I currently drive is more than 5 million naira....
My rent at lekki can comfortably feed you for ten years
The people I hang out with can make you disappear and no one will even look twice.
The mere fact we both comment here does not mean we are even on the same level.... I guarantee you can never walk up to me in reality, but the internet guarantees people freedom of speech and freedom of presumptions, so you have every right to exhaust yours.
But the truth sadly does not change no matter what you want to believe.
If you've studied my online personality and you've come to the conclusion that I'm as kind hearted as mother Theresa, and I would be able to sacrifice my time, energy and strength to fulfil a dream I wouldn't benefit from in some way, then I feel really sorry for you. Accept my condolence in advance. Hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha.

Threeebarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my man, I dey on ghost mood but I just dey feel u,i like fellas who are different from the crowd,keep it up, BTW,Miracle for the money ooooo

martinspev20@gmail.com

it's 3-1 guys, Swansea score again, hahahaha

BREAKING: ASO ROCK FC Manager Olusegun Obasanjo is considering selling the misfiring striker Muhammadu Buhari to a lower division side DAURA FC in this summer of 2019. Muhammadu Buhari signed for ASO ROCK FC in 2015 for #15m despite failing medicals. Buhari has not scored a single goal for his club after two years. He was out injured for almost a year receiving treatment in a London hospital before resuming training recently. Since Buhari joined the club, ASO ROCK FC has been battling with relegation. Obasanjo told reporters he's considering several options but said he and his club will make the right choice when the time comes.

This people are confused, don't jamb and schools have meetings, SMH for my country

Efe should have opened fish farm with that money

KevinDein:

Name that millionaire.

Listen Mr, in the next 20 or so years, Chelsea without the backing of Roman would turn to another Leeds, Nottingham forest or something like that. And you would probably become the fan of Man city or PSG or any other financially doped club. Chelsea fans are basically glory hunters in my eyes. Arsenal on the hand would remain a traditional big British club like it has always been for over a century.

Facts don't lie, bro.

Arsenals own started on a day but Chelseas own can't start in a day also Abi, smh

How person go take watch this match now, all this people no dey show

plz add 07085454299

Henry1006:
if i show you my 18 year old sis you won't believe it.

show us nah

Why is football played for 45 minutes in each half? Gianni Infantino failed to answer this question at the latest press conference. Even the so called sports analysts, sports scientists and soccer legends do not know why. Just to help out you and all those who do not know, here is the answer: There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team, i.e 22 players. Each player brings his own 2 balls (hidden in his sports underwear)! So in total there are 2 times 22 equals 44 balls. There's one ball on the ground itself, being played. Thus the grand total is 45. That's the answer.!!!! Of course, Sometimes there's extra time of 2 minutes. (which is the referee's balls) Soccer analyst

5 things that should conte do:

1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless
2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team
3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan.
4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million
5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan".

5 things that should conte do:

1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless
2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team
3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan.
4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million
5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan".

5 things that should conte do:

1. Tell bakayoko that he is useless
2. Ask bakayoko to training with chelsea ladies team or chelsea U15 team
3. Then send bakayoko to join vitesse on loan.
4. Ask bakayoko to refund £40 million
5. After that, text him like this "hi bakayoko, I hope you are not well. Thanks for the season we never spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan".