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Only God knows just how many million vehicles plying our outrageously Noxious Nigerian roads, are without valid Insurance. We need changes.

Anything you verbalize to a Nigerian about Insurance goes in one ear and out the other. For those of you not in the know, it is imperative.

Essentially, Insurance is a coverage by contract whereby one party undertakes to indemnify another against loss by a specified contingency.

If I Insure my Keke Napep, and it gets endamaged, lost, or stolen, my Insurance company pays me money equal to the value of my Keke. QED.

Just remembered how my Pops would always vocalize 'quod erat demonstrandum' immediately after showing someone how something is used or done.

There is general concurrency that sons are closer to their mothers, while fathers bond better with their daughters. I am the only exception.

Quite frankly, my mommy makes me not want to leave her sweet side for a split second, but I do have crystal clear chemistry with my old man.

I'm utterly unashamed to type that I'll never be politically correct. The (general) consensus of opinion has got nothing on me. I'm a rebel.

General consensus claims that the Creator loves everyone equally. I sure don't think so. Jehovah doesn't love everyone exactly the same way.

Don't get me wrong, God clearly loves every human on this earth. My argument is that children elicit different responses from their parents.

If you spawn six kids, for example, there would be one or two that you'd treat or regard with special favor or liking. Same with God and us.

Favoritism isn't purely physical, it is surpassingly spiritual too. Or how else would we explain the lives of David, Joseph, Moses, Abraham?

LannisterIMP:
What's the name of that model pls??

Deelishis. She's also known as London Charles. Her birth name is Chandra Davis. You're welcome.

Enough of the mediocrity, here's how you customize your home screen.

AirSultan:
Wow..

You are good.


That penis pic got me rolling..

keep it up...

Thanks a bunch, Sultan. We might have to do a piece together—in the near future. Let us all be great.

This is probably my only cartoon sketch suggestive of madness. Folks who saw it got affected with maniacal laughter.

Diddy should sign my ass to his #BadBoy label. It's only obligatory that I handle his next album art. #OnlyRight #LeatherSoSoft #Wavy

I actually went wild with warm fuzzies from finishing this (seemingly simple) Diddy piece. The leather looks right.

Prophet Daniel of old. Did this piece with water colors, pastel and my trademark black pen. Wish I never stopped it.

This old Lil Fizz pastel brings back boyish memories of #B2K. This was way before his ponytail days. How time flies.

When I drew this piece, #NkiruOlumideOjo was the Marketing and Public Relations Manager of Virgin Atlantic Airlines.

Another pretty pastel portrait I enjoyed drawing. Old? Yes, but you just can't deny its immaculacy. #NkiruOlumideOjo

Dunno if #DesignOptions still exists, but I do know #IfyIghodalo is beautiful. #BlackIsBeautiful and always will be.

I have a recollection of #DesignOptions being an interior decoration and furniture importing/manufacturing company.

At the time I painted this piece, #IfyIghodalo was one of the Executive Directors and co-founders of #DesignOptions.

My pastel of #TheKingOfBonny. Can't say I liked this though, but I'll keep trying till I achieve my desired results.

Was only right Nelly cried an ocean of tears when his flashy #1 ice was stolen from him, or rather jacked. #WayBack

Super old Nelly artwork. Planned on framing it and showing it to him—when he was invited to the country for a show.

I haven't the vaguest idea if T.I. would want me to take artistic control of the next album art (of his next album).

Rough art of T.I.—experimenting with black pen, HB pencil, and pastel. The results eventually spoke for themselves.

This AirSultan bambino brought out my very volcanic vexations with these patchworks, sorry, artworks. I'm going to have to post my old drawings and paintings (on here) later on today—before I jump out of my seemingly endless hiatus from sketching. It's about damn time I show these tinkerers and amateurs how it's done. Not trying to rain on any putterers parade or burst bubbles but dabblers get strangled and killed in this thing.

Adaowerri111:
Scarry

Sure is.

I was watching Emmanuel TV late last night and my jaw dropped deep in my lap when a robust older woman wailed that an animal had humped her honeypot in her dreams.

The pitiful plaints of this bereaved mother and wife could be heard throughout the impressively large SCOAN auditorium.

Prophet T.B. Joshua was taken aback apparently and asked her what the animal looked like. Unblushingly, she stated that it was a “very very big monkey”. I believe she meant King Kong.

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this one was way too much for me to process.

Essentially, to the best of my knowledge, having sex with an ape, or rather a gargantuan gorilla in your dream(s) calls for a very very violent deliverance.

To make matters more maniacal, she said the “very very big monkey” came unto her for five freaking times, five!!!!! Not one, not two, not three, not even four!!!! That's wickedness in the highest order if you ask me!!!

And something sinister tells me she felt the slash—with rough sweeping strokes—in each extremely excruciating thrust.

Heaven only knows how many particularly painful thrusts it took this tremendously diabolical douchebag monkey to cumplete (intentional verbal mishap) just one seemingly agonizingly slow round of demonic sex, or more correctly speaking satanic sex. Not to mention how many rounds might've made up the whole five meetings.

The spiritual realm—which must control the physical—has become totally gaga.

This is insane! Why on earth would I let my sister invite my ex to her wedding without my express permission? There's no way in hell I'd let that happen! Even if she was the most passive person on the planet, she's just not invited. Can't be "friends" with my ex even if our separation was mutual. And hell I can't imagine the torturous pain of having hot water poured on any part of my beautiful body. In all candor, I'll have her held down tightly with anything from a spiked clamp with colossal corroded chains, to the tightest tanglement. Matter-of-factly, a barbed wire should suffice. I'll need ample time to heat a big bucket of clean hard water to thousands of Celsius. Might add a drop (or two) of pure acid and sprinkle some black pepper for faster fleshly peelings and beautiful blisters. Reciprocity is my prerogative. Unless, I repeat, unless he had her undergo a jillion million abortions that she can no longer have kids, then she has my permission to cut his phallus any way she deems appropriate.

seunpayne:
I play online with killer frost, animated harley and static. Along with the max gear cards I have, I never lose. Another really bad ass card is nightwing( the gold card). A power generating gear and he will keep draining and beating everybody. I usually use him or static to take out full teams singlehanded

Nightwing is an amazing fighter, no doubt. I just have a problem putting up with his pathetic power drain diabolism. Especially, or rather specifically when playing against him. Seriously, it is incredibly infuriating. Lex Luthor has that tactic too.

Zohan:
Op, where is the joker na? I love his finishing moves

hakinze00:
hehe,u re fired!

Zohan:
Lol

Forgive me, but I find The Joker very drab.

seunpayne:
I play online with killer frost, animated harley and static. Along with the max gear cards I have, I never lose. Another really bad ass card is nightwing( the gold card). A power generating gear and he will keep draining and beating everybody. I usually use him or static to take out full teams singlehanded

You're a Bawse. Harley Quinn is one of my toughest opponents. Words just cannot explain how much I hate her health gain trick. Not to mention the super annoying and seemingly sexual question she spits while she's slaying you: 'Am I too much for you?'. Her accent and voice vexes me more. Rarely put her on my team though. Got four versions of The Joker's grotesque girlfriend, but I love her Arkham version the most.