₦airaland Forum

Prophet Daniel of old. Did this piece with water colors, pastel and my trademark black pen. Wish I never stopped it.

This old Lil Fizz pastel brings back boyish memories of #B2K. This was way before his ponytail days. How time flies.

When I drew this piece, #NkiruOlumideOjo was the Marketing and Public Relations Manager of Virgin Atlantic Airlines.

Another pretty pastel portrait I enjoyed drawing. Old? Yes, but you just can't deny its immaculacy. #NkiruOlumideOjo

Dunno if #DesignOptions still exists, but I do know #IfyIghodalo is beautiful. #BlackIsBeautiful and always will be.

I have a recollection of #DesignOptions being an interior decoration and furniture importing/manufacturing company.

At the time I painted this piece, #IfyIghodalo was one of the Executive Directors and co-founders of #DesignOptions.

My pastel of #TheKingOfBonny. Can't say I liked this though, but I'll keep trying till I achieve my desired results.

Was only right Nelly cried an ocean of tears when his flashy #1 ice was stolen from him, or rather jacked. #WayBack

Super old Nelly artwork. Planned on framing it and showing it to him—when he was invited to the country for a show.

I haven't the vaguest idea if T.I. would want me to take artistic control of the next album art (of his next album).

Rough art of T.I.—experimenting with black pen, HB pencil, and pastel. The results eventually spoke for themselves.

This AirSultan bambino brought out my very volcanic vexations with these patchworks, sorry, artworks. I'm going to have to post my old drawings and paintings (on here) later on today—before I jump out of my seemingly endless hiatus from sketching. It's about damn time I show these tinkerers and amateurs how it's done. Not trying to rain on any putterers parade or burst bubbles but dabblers get strangled and killed in this thing.

Adaowerri111:
Scarry

Sure is.

I was watching Emmanuel TV late last night and my jaw dropped deep in my lap when a robust older woman wailed that an animal had humped her honeypot in her dreams.

The pitiful plaints of this bereaved mother and wife could be heard throughout the impressively large SCOAN auditorium.

Prophet T.B. Joshua was taken aback apparently and asked her what the animal looked like. Unblushingly, she stated that it was a “very very big monkey”. I believe she meant King Kong.

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this one was way too much for me to process.

Essentially, to the best of my knowledge, having sex with an ape, or rather a gargantuan gorilla in your dream(s) calls for a very very violent deliverance.

To make matters more maniacal, she said the “very very big monkey” came unto her for five freaking times, five!!!!! Not one, not two, not three, not even four!!!! That's wickedness in the highest order if you ask me!!!

And something sinister tells me she felt the slash—with rough sweeping strokes—in each extremely excruciating thrust.

Heaven only knows how many particularly painful thrusts it took this tremendously diabolical douchebag monkey to cumplete (intentional verbal mishap) just one seemingly agonizingly slow round of demonic sex, or more correctly speaking satanic sex. Not to mention how many rounds might've made up the whole five meetings.

The spiritual realm—which must control the physical—has become totally gaga.

This is insane! Why on earth would I let my sister invite my ex to her wedding without my express permission? There's no way in hell I'd let that happen! Even if she was the most passive person on the planet, she's just not invited. Can't be "friends" with my ex even if our separation was mutual. And hell I can't imagine the torturous pain of having hot water poured on any part of my beautiful body. In all candor, I'll have her held down tightly with anything from a spiked clamp with colossal corroded chains, to the tightest tanglement. Matter-of-factly, a barbed wire should suffice. I'll need ample time to heat a big bucket of clean hard water to thousands of Celsius. Might add a drop (or two) of pure acid and sprinkle some black pepper for faster fleshly peelings and beautiful blisters. Reciprocity is my prerogative. Unless, I repeat, unless he had her undergo a jillion million abortions that she can no longer have kids, then she has my permission to cut his phallus any way she deems appropriate.

seunpayne:
I play online with killer frost, animated harley and static. Along with the max gear cards I have, I never lose. Another really bad ass card is nightwing( the gold card). A power generating gear and he will keep draining and beating everybody. I usually use him or static to take out full teams singlehanded

Nightwing is an amazing fighter, no doubt. I just have a problem putting up with his pathetic power drain diabolism. Especially, or rather specifically when playing against him. Seriously, it is incredibly infuriating. Lex Luthor has that tactic too.

Zohan:
Op, where is the joker na? I love his finishing moves

hakinze00:
hehe,u re fired!

Zohan:
Lol

Forgive me, but I find The Joker very drab.

seunpayne:
I play online with killer frost, animated harley and static. Along with the max gear cards I have, I never lose. Another really bad ass card is nightwing( the gold card). A power generating gear and he will keep draining and beating everybody. I usually use him or static to take out full teams singlehanded

You're a Bawse. Harley Quinn is one of my toughest opponents. Words just cannot explain how much I hate her health gain trick. Not to mention the super annoying and seemingly sexual question she spits while she's slaying you: 'Am I too much for you?'. Her accent and voice vexes me more. Rarely put her on my team though. Got four versions of The Joker's grotesque girlfriend, but I love her Arkham version the most.

hakinze00:
I Love flash,Death stroke,cat woman and Green Arrow dey easy to control

How could I forget to mention The Flash? Got three types in my collection, but it's either the Prime version, or the Regime version, that does it for me. I find the Elseworld version very weird, most especially, the terribly clunky mediocre masking. Regardless, The Flash does live up to his name — with sudden and often brilliant bursts of lightning quick attacks. He's also got a flash of wit which I find fantastic. Like how he says, 'Let's make it quick.', before beating the daylights out of opponents.

Superman

Got the Prime, Man of Steel, and Regime versions of Superman in my collection. Used to have the Red Son version too but right after the last IGAU update, Superman Red Son "magically" disappeared. No traces at all. That bug was a real downer. Emailing the developers availed me nothing. Really bummed me out. Regardless, the Son of Krypton works best for me in his Man of Steel alter ego.

Sinestro

The yellow side of Green Lantern, or rather a middle-aged Green Lantern in yellow uniform, or should I say spandex. Never mind that though. Sinestro's might's mostly manipulated and powered by fear. Sinestro's probably the only one who can call out to asteroids and acquire answers apace.
That's absolutely amazing if you ask me; asteroids a jillion million miles away actually hear his voice in outer space, beyond the Earth's atmosphere and answer him to the quick. In case it's unclear, asteroids are any of the small rocky celestial bodies found especially between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. You're welcome.

Shazam

I haven't the foggiest notion how he's able to summon the bolt of Zeus and hurl it at anyone. I have a vague impression that Shazam is apparently affiliated, or rather related to Zeus.

Scorpion

My hands-down favorite. He's like a scourge surpassingly studded with metal. I call him the scorpion of absolute necessity.

Raven

Even though she's supremely satanic, I kinda enjoy the way she flexes her demonic heritage with impunity.

Martian Manhunter

I'm a fan of how he phases through the ground and reappears with the most devastating uppercut under unfortunate opponents.
He's also as telekinetic as Darkseid.