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CaptPlanet:
*clears throat*
I don't mean to interrupt but you should ask her out for lunch already

Cutehector:
d babe no go gree. I been no wan waste my energy

He who hesitates, mas.tur.bates.

Beamborla:
didn't mean to toast anybody o... abeg!

Olamide has a song titled 'Story for the gods'.

Beamborla:
Not everyone is blessed with cute nails. Some would always look dirty plus most ladies paint and fix their nails. So it's really not easy seeing their natural nails

Cutehector:
its not evrytym dey paint dr nails. Imajin one stupid lady askn me if I dnt hav white teeth she wouldn't date me. How clean is her hole dah she wil be talkn crap. Abi is it my teeth she wil kiss

CaptPlanet:
*clears throat*
I don't mean to interrupt but you should ask her out for lunch already

If Cutehector doesn't f.uck Beamborla, I'll crash Nairaland permanently.

Nneka123:
i see nothing

Me too. I see nothing on your profile. At least Muna isn't afraid of her looks. She's proud to show off the (seemingly) flat butt that put an all diamond tiara on her head — much to the amazement and envy of fugly females like you. She's not ashamed of it. I mean, why should she? There's absolutely nothing she should be ashamed of. That's why I'll always admire confident chicks. Not the tramps who hide behind their rickety keyboards, in the shadows spewing caustic comments on a Beauty Queen they'd never be. Probably makes you feel a little better about your skank self. That's perfectly understandable. Your hate has nothing on My Muna though. Once a Beauty Queen, always a Beauty Queen.

SELENAqueensy:
There is no butt there na

You're right, but how about yours?

In super nerdy tech news that has me really excited: SanDisk has somehow made a microSD that is 200 gigabytes!

That's insane if you ask me! 200 gigabytes in the same amount of space as the fingernail on your pinky!

Just amazing! Talk about fitting so much in something so little.

lepasharon:
Im serious. His sperm was like water, no scent. Whats wrong with watery sperm though?

Well, to the best of my knowledge, all se.men gets watery after 30 minutes. Should be mainly milky in color though, with compact cloudiness in it. The milky color and cloudiness are actually sperm. But, if it was way crystal clear, he has a low sperm count. And if you're judging his se.men based on what came out of your va.gi.na, then truly his sperm shyly stuck up in there and just the se.men confidently came out.

diamondvil:
wot abt married women wit flat bombom,ar they nt collectin sperm

Apparently, they're thirstily slurping the whole thing down their throats. If only they spared some for greasing, or oiling the two (flat) soft parts of the body that they sit on.

silvermania:
sperm expires with years

I'm afraid there's no foundation for your accusation.

lepasharon:
But this guys spermm had no smell

Lol, you're probably joking. On the assumption you're not kidding, he's got the worst case of watery se.men, or the smell was way too mild to be perceived with a sniff. It's nowhere near odorless.

brito:
If we beat each other in the morning, he'll be too weak to go out.

Lmao! I like your style, Babe. Your sense of humor is one of a kind. Please keep it up. You just got yourself a fan (with a bon.er).

MarieSucre:
Ad hominems. Personal attacks, not the answer. pls answer the question. have you drank your sperm? Tell us your experience and how it tasted. thank you.

Edo babes, smh, always arguing ad hominem. And no I haven't drank my se.men, MarieSucre. The ladies do that for me. You so badly want my warm gooey goodness, lol. PM me so we can rendezvous.

brito:
I don't need it

Stop lying.

MarieSucre:
Do you have comprehension issues? How did you come to such an evidence? Have you drank your sperm? pls share here how it tasted?

Lol, weak retaliation. Stunning how a dyslexic spelled comprehension correctly.

Essentially, every female should pay any guy that ejac.u.lates on their faces, hair, in their mouths and even eyes (it'd sure sting but the cleansing is incredible). Payments should be made mandatory. We ought to be rewarded. Handsomely. Monetarily.

lepasharon:
Does sperm have a smell?

Sure, it does. But the smell kind of fluctuates between strong and mild, just like the taste does too. Speaking of the taste, or rather the fluctuations in the taste (of se.men), a few extraordinarily expressive girls have had the va.gi.na to tell me when I tasted sour-sweet, and when I tasted bitter. I became a lot conscious of my meals, and now I can solidly say that garlic makes se.men taste so much better. Cook him honeybeans and very unripe plantains, with fish and a gazillion garlic. Just go garlicky with whatever you're feeding him. The end results will speak for themselves. You'd be literally licking and sucking him against his will, milking and gulping down the tastiest testicular smoothie with impunity. You're going to thank me with a diligent deepthroat for this impeccable insight.

Zealoy:
Pls how can one keep dos sperm from coming out so quick during sex? any medication

I can sell you divine drugs to take your premature ejac.u.la.tion away for good! A little pricey but a whole lot effective. The choice is yours.

brito:
sperm this early morning?

Actually, sperm, or rather se.men, is great for females — early in the morning most especially. Just don't drink it all up, let him drip some on your face for absolute acne treatment. And not just acne; blackheads too. Matter of fact, spots in general. Don't let the morning sex (specifically se.men) go to waste.

Davivah:
nut-like foods such as groundnut,walnut,cashewnut n those categorized as legumes improve its productivity

Seconded. Groundnuts, most especially.

MarieSucre:
Tufiakwa!!! drink sperm? makagini? anything from the nether region is not for ingestion.

It's quite evident you suck and swallow. Haven't the vaguest idea why spermdrinking, cocksucking chicks are always ashamed admitting the obvious.

faradexs09:
What's sperm?
A sperm is the fluid that is ejaculated during orgasm, it is whitish, opalascent and contains sperm cells, proteins and nutrients.

Opalesecent. The shitty spellings on Nairaland is becoming unbecoming.

adamskutty:
Lol! That was a typo, i've corrected it. Thanks!

I haven't played the game, u bought it?

Just did; about an hour ago. But I haven't the foggiest notion why Tales from the Borderlands is the 245th top paid game on the Play Store.

0700Jesse:
I dey suspect this charly boy.,!

My sentiments exactly!

isaiah9:
my phone is rooted, how do i use freedom to buy the game?

Glad to know your phone's rooted. And no, you can't use freedom to buy the game. But you can buy the episodes with it. Strictly in-app purchases. As for me, legit purchases suit me much better. I can carry over purchases from one device to another.

isaiah9:
yeah just that i don't have cash for the game right now.

Simply root your droid and make use of freedom.

isaiah9:
you guys are just missing things up, first of all who is saunders, he is a partner to edward page and the owner of a private security company which is helping page with his war against the america government, they were both special forces.Saunders was killed in mc4 while been chased in spain, he fell from the top of an industrial company. Even the one used in mc5 looks like the one in mc4 while gameloft decided to use that character again i don't understand even edward page was used in mc3 and was captured and they still used that character in mc4. Na dem know

Actually, you're the one who's mixing things up. Saunders was NEVER killed in MC4. For all the jillion times I finished that terrific game, there's an outro (and apparently an intro to MC5) which is vividly voiced by Saunders. It flickers through intense images as Saunders brags about how he's been the true threat the entire time. Saunders revealed how he turned the tide on Page — yes you read that right, Saunders claimed responsibility for Page's death — before closing his remarks with '...soon, they will know the true meaning of terror!' Saunders obviously survived the fall you were referring to. Nonetheless, I don't think that the Saunders in MC5 looks anything like the one in MC4. Gameloft altered his looks a little too much.

isaiah9:
do you know of any link that i can download game of thrones episode 2 from cos it's finally out for android.

You're right, it's finally out. I had erroneously thought that it was out long ago as I purchased the full season pass. The 'purchased, but not downloaded' inscriptions — that appeared after completing purchase — clearly deceived me. Concerning links, all the torrent links are (still) getting broken down. I'd advice on downloading through the game itself. Works so much better than third-party outlets. All the time too. You gotta trust me on this one.

Sold.

Baadal's little lies just couldn't contain concrete as there's no foundation for his horribly false accusations.

Had to sell it for a lot less, though. ₦6,000 specifically. Was running out of time.