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GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 9:11am On Aug 01, 2015
Lobo

Lobo's my main man for all the right reasons. You're looking at a loaded shotgun, a space hog, and a bad attitude.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 9:09am On Aug 01, 2015
Killer Frost
Three words: Cold as Ice.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 9:07am On Aug 01, 2015
Hawkgirl
She's a hawk in every sense of the word.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 9:05am On Aug 01, 2015
Green Lantern

Green Lantern Regime is a pretty good boxer. Green Lantern Prime is better. Way better. Green Lantern John Stewart is the best boxer among the three (and in the whole game), as far as I'm concerned. Plus, he can use the power of his ring to unleash a melee ballistic combo. This burly black bloke is the best bet when it is time to throw mean swings and powerful punches with perfect pro precision.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 9:01am On Aug 01, 2015
Green Arrow

Of the three types of Green Arrow in my collection, Green Arrow Insurgency tops the list. His extremely exclusive Savage Blast move makes for good theater. I just love how he uses every kind of arrow at his disposal to typhoon and waylay his opponents. Talk about an arsenal assault.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:58am On Aug 01, 2015
Doomsday

This horrifying hero killer is of Kryptonian origin. His Earth Shake move is oddly reminiscent of The Incredible Hulk's trademark Hulk Smash — in its cheering sunniness. Apparently, DC just can't help imitating Marvel. And if imitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, I haven't the vaguest idea if Marvel would be anywhere near flattered.
Nonetheless, this towering creature called Doomsday has a super weird Fast Regeneration ability which rapidly results in ultimated unopposed strength.
Doomsday is catastrophe personified. Annihilation is his religion. Brutality is his forte. Demolition is his natural appanage. Mass Destruction is his prerogative.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:53am On Aug 01, 2015
Deathstroke

Got four versions of the contract killer ninja. I like the original costume basically because of the promethium armor. Love the Arkham Origins costume completely 'cause his personal arsenal's accommodated adequately — there's room for all the toys. I also love how Deathstroke conducts himself in an arrogant, or should I say superciliously pompous manner. I, too, would swagger if I was thoroughly trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations. It's always amazingly wonderful watching this paid mercenary make moves with an air of overbearing self-confidence. Deathstroke is without a doubt the undisputed virtuoso of death.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:50am On Aug 01, 2015
Darkseid

A rocky monstrous beast that throws outrageous omega blasts and uses telekinesis. You get the picture.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:47am On Aug 01, 2015
Cyborg

This half-man half-machine makes me want to get molybdenum limbs and a targeting system. He comes complete with technology's vast destructive arsenal.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:46am On Aug 01, 2015
Catwoman

Her bladed claws and acrobatic assaults are tantalizing to watch. She merges strength and ability to unleash unstoppable barrages of pain.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:45am On Aug 01, 2015
Black Adam

His lightning aura is enough. The black magic aura dishes dirty damages if he's hit.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:43am On Aug 01, 2015
Batman

Got five fracking versions of the Dark Knight. Been a Batman fanboy since I had baby teeth. Love the Arkham Origins costume the most.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:42am On Aug 01, 2015
Batgirl

I kinda love how she uses a smoke bomb to cover her ar.se as she attacks from a distance. Talk about the art of deception, or rather tactical advantage.

GamingRe: My Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:40am On Aug 01, 2015
Bane

Got three terrifyingly violent versions of the big guy. The Prime version stands out for me though. And the Luchador version too. Most importantly, I'm fanatic about his Break the Bat ability which has him unleashing utterly unblockable venom fueled pummelings.

GamingMy Most Favorite Fighters In Injustice: Gods Among Us. by jerricho(op): 8:38am On Aug 01, 2015
Aquaman

I particularly prefer Aquaman Regime to Aquaman Prime. The former has a spectacularly stropped special second move called Trident Rush which involves a thumping sharp series of trenchant trident strikes that can knockout foes in twos. In case it's unclear, the trident is Poseidon's.
The latter has a super shitty second move called Atlantean Hero which involves summoning someone of lesser value to give supplementary support, or rather provide assistance.
It might interest you to know that he hails from the throne of Atlantis.

PropertiesRe: BE WARNED ; This House Is For Everybody, Not For Anybody. Picture. by jerricho(m): 9:07pm On Jun 14, 2015
sheddybest:
Good house. Reminiscence of African Culture
It's reminiscent.
Christianity EtcSoul. by jerricho(op):
Regardless of the general consensus of opinion, you can't sell your soul because you don't have a soul. You are a soul! Let's start with the simple and obvious.

You see through your eyes, hear through your ears, feel through your body, and think through your brain. But you are not your eyes, ears, body, or brain, these are just things you experience the world with. So then, what are you?

Remember that anything that can be taken away from you cannot be you. Like your hair or clothes; without them you would be bald and na.ked, but you would still be you.

Now take away your body and brain. Is there anything left? Did you know that people have come back from being dead for a few minutes, remembering all they did while they were gone? Yes, sometimes they recall floating above their own lifeless bodies, seeing and hearing the doctors and nurses working on them, maybe floating away and exploring what's around before being brought back to life. Even without their bodies and brains, they were still alive somehow, aware and experiencing. This shows that they are not their bodies, and neither are you.

Think of your body as a character inside a video game. To interact with the game world you need to play a game character. But you are not the character; you are merely controlling it from outside the game. Same thing with your body. To interact with the physical world, you need a physical body. Through the body, your mind existing outside this world can play this game called life.

A first-person game where you look through the eyes of a character makes it seem like you are inside its head, but really you are sitting in front of the computer. Likewise, although you sense yourself inside your physical head, you are actually located far beyond it in another dimension.

When your body dies, it is just like dying inside a game. Nothing happens to the real you since, if you remember, you are not your body. The real you, which is essentially your mind or spirit, gets to hang around for a little while, maybe quit the game for now, maybe start a new game as a new character. But in this life, you only get one turn, so it is important to stay alive as long as needed, to keep your health and energy at a good level while having fun with the game.

The real you was born into this body, into this world, and has forgotten it is just a game character. It does not remember where it came from, where it's going, why it's playing the game, and what the point of this game is. It has gotten all wrapped up in the daily experiences of life.

But now you are learning what you really are: A spirit that cannot be harmed or killed even if the body is harmed or killed. And like a game, some of the things that happen are scripted, meant to happen from the very beginning.
PhonesAndroid M. by jerricho(op):
Not really looking forward to the next Android version. I just haven't had my fair share of Lollipop yet.

Haven't the vaguest idea if I'd like logging into apps with a fingerprint.

With fingerprint authentication baked right into the mobile OS, I understand that I'll be accessing apps on my Android device without entering a password. The convenience of using a fingerprint instead of entering a password is not my major concern, the speed and security is.

Nonetheless, to the best of my knowledge, fingerprint authentication will require devices with fingerprint sensors. Android devices that have fingerprint sensors right now are very few. I can count the Samsung Galaxy S6, the Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge, the Samsung Galaxy Note 4, the HTC One Max, the Nexus 5, the Nexus 6, and the Nexus 9.

I'll be all up for fingerprint itineraries if it can also be used for mobile payments, instead of only replacing apparently annoying passwords.

Speaking of mobile payments, Apple Pay is kinging to the core. And if Samsung Pay don't speedily sit up, I'll soon become an iOS user with a TouchID-equipped device.

LiteratureRe: Only. by jerricho(op): 10:24pm On Mar 29, 2015
hatux:
Bro, that's was the most wacKIest song have ever heard... But maybe I had watched the video and it sucks!
Lol, "wacKIest" you say? Depends on your definition of wack. The song's solid all around — flow and instrumentation. Personally, my problem with the video is the illuminati-ness that was showcased with impunity. They even sampled the Behemoth like it was nothing.
LiteratureOnly. by jerricho(op):
That's my most played track on The Pinkprint album. And yes, the beat is impeccable but that's not my main issue here. I'm here to trash out the lyrics only.

Her Royal Minajesty opened her very violet verse (not violent, ITK) by bluntly blurting out that she never fuc.ked Wayne and Drake. I haven't the vaguest idea who asked her. Probably her reply to rash rumours making the rounds —worldwide, that is. Rumours that were apparently agitating her astronomical a.ss, lol.

Speaking of not fuc.king Weezy and Drizzy, I can cough for five hours on this though but Ima pretend to believe her hot a.ss a lil bit. Believing her in the sense that she blatantly refused to mention Birdman and Tyga. Lol, yes you read that right, she has harboured those two in her honeypot no doubt about that. Not to mention JAY Z and Nas. Yeezy too. Even C. Breezy is on that list. But who am I to judge?

Tunechi made it crystal clear Nicki's man — whoever that was at the time — wasn't hitting her right (cosign), adding that she acts like she needs di.ck in her life (cosign a tenth time!). And not just any di.ck, good di.ck, specifically. I've got a super solid suggestion she should simply scour the internet, or rather use the resources she's got to find the correct contact address of my mentor, Justin Slayer. Alternatively, I served, and still serve, as a proxy for my mentor. But you don't hear me though.

Nicki's dreadfully disappointing downgrade draws drastic desperation. It's so so sad seeing she settled for way less lengthiness in the form of a Meek Mill. You can't be that naïve, Ms. Minaj, there's no girth to that tree! I'd rather you continued playing with Ricky Rozay's big balls!!

Hopefully, it could truly turn out to be a sham stunt for petty publicity. Or nah.

Next, she shoots calibrated cannonballs at everyone worried about her big but.tocks being fake. Quite frankly, I could care less. I love that a.ss!

Drizzy on his verse vomited that he and Nicki almost did it in the car while stuck in Los Angeles traffic, returning from her Anaconda video shoot. But 'almost' sure doesn't count. Said he's next in line after Scaff Beezy headed for the exit, but I haven't the foggiest notion how Meek Milli overtook him. I guess overtaking is allowed in the law of speed.

Drake would definitely improvise, I'm sure of that. His obsession with thick women will probably have him walking around with big boners like I do. He was super specific saying he loves his women BBW. And you wonder why he's di.ck deep in Wendy Williams's a-hole. Personally, I'll put the entire length of my taser tongue totally inside her an.us! I don't give a fuc.k!

Conclusively, sure as se.men's sticky and pu.ssy's pink, I don't need a soothsayer to tell me that there's an arrangement in which these three persons: Drizzy, Nicki, and Weezy, share sexual relations especially while Drizzy eats her a.ss like a cupcake (because it is a cupcake). It might interest you to know that this triangular sexual situation is called a menage a trois.

BusinessHouse for Sale in Indonesia — With Free Wife. by jerricho(op):
My ribs hurt. And severely so.

Talk about a typographical error.

EducationRe: How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) by jerricho(m): 1:25am On Mar 12, 2015
sinaj:
awaz d gel reading wid guyz waiting outside d libary to chyke me tongue
mcchaka:
Ur transparent and i like that my dear
sinaj:
lol transparent? how.
2rez:
Bae no mind am jare, u r translucent grin
sinaj:
lol grin
My ribs.
EducationRe: How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) by jerricho(m): 1:16am On Mar 12, 2015
Beamborla:
Not everyone is blessed with cute nails. Some would always look dirty plus most ladies paint and fix their nails. So it's really not easy seeing their natural nails
ameezy:
i remembered my frends pushing me just lyk this to go and toast a girl but i was. so afraid


i neba did it sha
Thirsty.
EducationRe: How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) by jerricho(m): 12:57am On Mar 12, 2015
CaptPlanet:
*clears throat*
I don't mean to interrupt but you should ask her out for lunch already wink grin
Cutehector:
d babe no go gree. I been no wan waste my energy
He who hesitates, mas.tur.bates.
EducationRe: How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) by jerricho(m): 12:53am On Mar 12, 2015
Beamborla:
shocked shocked shocked didn't mean to toast anybody o... abeg!
Olamide has a song titled 'Story for the gods'.
EducationRe: How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) by jerricho(m):
Beamborla:
Not everyone is blessed with cute nails. Some would always look dirty plus most ladies paint and fix their nails. So it's really not easy seeing their natural nails
Cutehector:
its not evrytym dey paint dr nails. Imajin one stupid lady askn me if I dnt hav white teeth she wouldn't date me. How clean is her hole dah she wil be talkn crap. Abi is it my teeth she wil kiss grin
CaptPlanet:
*clears throat*
I don't mean to interrupt but you should ask her out for lunch already wink grin
If Cutehector doesn't f.uck Beamborla, I'll crash Nairaland permanently.
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Abii Shows Off Perfect Butt by jerricho(m):
Nneka123:
i see nothing huh
Me too. I see nothing on your profile. At least Muna isn't afraid of her looks. She's proud to show off the (seemingly) flat butt that put an all diamond tiara on her head — much to the amazement and envy of fugly females like you. She's not ashamed of it. I mean, why should she? There's absolutely nothing she should be ashamed of. That's why I'll always admire confident chicks. Not the tramps who hide behind their rickety keyboards, in the shadows spewing caustic comments on a Beauty Queen they'd never be. Probably makes you feel a little better about your skank self. That's perfectly understandable. Your hate has nothing on My Muna though. Once a Beauty Queen, always a Beauty Queen.
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Abii Shows Off Perfect Butt by jerricho(m): 2:14pm On Mar 11, 2015
SELENAqueensy:
There is no butt there na
You're right, but how about yours?
Phones200 GIGABYTES on a MicroSD Card. by jerricho(op):
In super nerdy tech news that has me really excited: SanDisk has somehow made a microSD that is 200 gigabytes!

That's insane if you ask me! 200 gigabytes in the same amount of space as the fingernail on your pinky!

Just amazing! Talk about fitting so much in something so little.

HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by jerricho(m): 7:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
lepasharon:
Im serious. His sperm was like water, no scent. Whats wrong with watery sperm though?
Well, to the best of my knowledge, all se.men gets watery after 30 minutes. Should be mainly milky in color though, with compact cloudiness in it. The milky color and cloudiness are actually sperm. But, if it was way crystal clear, he has a low sperm count. And if you're judging his se.men based on what came out of your va.gi.na, then truly his sperm shyly stuck up in there and just the se.men confidently came out.

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