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SOLD‼️

So much more to come.

With ₦600,000 you can automatically become the proud owner of this fully functional PS5 Slim. That's right, fully functional. Meaning there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. No faults at all. No issues whatsoever. For the sake of clarity, I already ordered a PS5 Pro, so it's only right I get rid of the Slim to make space for the Pro, you know.

Most importantly, it should interest you to know that this compact console comes correct with a DualSense Wireless Controller, a detachable disc drive, super fast loading (of course), 1TB SSD, 4K gaming (obviously), and 5 AAA (Triple-A) games: God of War Ragnarök, Modern Warfare 2019, Ghost of Tsushima, Battlefield 6, and Black Ops 6.

Well, short story long, CALL JAY RIGHT NOW on 09037715526 to place your order IMMEDIATELY‼️

Okey4jazz:
Guess the game?

There is a prize for you...

Ghost of Tsushima. Solid game.

Khan is just an insufferable bastard.

Sold.

Totally forgot to update this thread.

Apologies to the lady who wanted to order from Ibadan.

My courier guy totally disappointed me.

Feel so bad considering she's a fellow Nairalander.

₦200,000‼️

Grab it while you still can.

Keep those calls and WhatsApp messages pouring in.

Phone is still very much available.

May the best bargain win.

This cute cosmic black baby is simply up for sale because I recently upgraded to the S25 Ultra. So, be rest assured there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with it. Best phone I've ever had. And that's on EVERYTHING‼️

OS was Android 10 when I got it, but I've already upgraded it to Android 13‼️

Storagewise, the RAM is 12GB, ROM is 256GB, and there's a shared slot beside the SIM compartment for a microSDXC card of up to 1TB‼️

Chipset is Snapdragon. CPU is octa-core, of course. And the GPU is a super efficient Adreno 650. If you're into gaming via emulation, this is a HUGE WIN for you.

Battery capacity is pegged pretty generously at 5000 mAh. USB is Type-C. Fingerprint is ultrasonic and utilizes under-display technology. Meaning that, even if your fingers are wet or oily, the fingerprint sensors remain fully functional. Levels.

Screen is 6.9 inches, dust tight and water resistant for like half an hour; with Corning Gorilla Glass 6 protection, and a FLAWLESS Dynamic AMOLED‼️

Main camera contains a triple-lens system solidified by a 108MP wide-angle lens, a 48MP periscope telephoto lens, and a 12MP ultra-wide lens. Selfie camera on the front-facing side, obviously, is heavily highlighted by a killer 40MP pro-grade lens. Talk about a quad-camera system for hybrid optic zooms, 4K pictures, and 8K videos. All-round perfection for the most passionate photophiles.

Okay, short story long, the selling price is just ₦250,000‼️

Currently in Lagos, so, all you need to do is CALL JAY RIGHT NOW on 0903 771 5526 and place your order IMMEDIATELY‼️

The picture you're looking at is from a 1947 match between Manchester City and Manchester United.

E don tey wey yansh don dey for back. No be today the rivalry start.

Matter-of-factly, the very first Manchester derby actually took place in 1881. Yes, you read it correctly. 19th century shit. Time's fucking flying full-throttle, come to think of it. Seeing as how we're now neck-deep in the 21st century.

The ref's regalia cannot be overlooked in the slightest, though. Bloody debonair and fly as hell all at once.

P.S. I was basically born in 1881. More specifically, on the thirty-second day of the thirteenth month. By the time 1947 came around, I was already a remarkably sexy sexagenarian at 66 years of age. Presently, we're pretty close to the end of 2025, so you can clearly calculate current age if you're so inclined.

They gave the Best Young Talent of the Year to this old man. You know, as a professional courtesy for his godfather: Messi.

PSG winning Best Team of 2025 was the icing on the cake if you ask me.

Especially for Dembélé, Enrique, and Parisians at large.

Luis Enrique won Best Manager. No complaints.

The Best Goalkeeper Award went to Donnarumma, of course.

Viktor Gyökeres winning the Gerd Müller Trophy for Best Striker was quite appropriate.

For some reason, Dembélé's emergence as the 2025 Ballon d’Or winner felt like France Football and UEFA's open apology to Vinícius Júnior.

If you know, you know.

It's 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Ousmane Dembélé is the undisputed winner of the 2025 Ballon d’Or.

In case it's unclear, France Football is a French magazine responsible for presenting the Ballon d'Or since 1956.

Considering its most recent edition in 2025, it's safe to say the outcome of the Ballon d'Or gala was pretty much satisfactory.

Although, to the best of my knowledge, the 2025 Golden Ball wasn't awarded based on the results of the calendar year. No. It was totally based on the results of the 2024–25 season. More specifically, from the 1st of August last year (2024), to the 13th of July this year (2025)—which is technically the 2025 FIFA Club World Cup final.

The 2025 Ballon d'Or ceremony has come and gone.

Everything went well from start to finish. Presentation was A-OK. A1, if you prefer.

France Football were in their Louis bag with this one.

Apparently, it's now completely compulsory to carry out embezzlements and misappropriations to the tune of TRILLIONS, or nothing at all.

Perhaps (to them) millions have become absolutely antiquated and billions basically border on shortsightedness.

Talk about raising standards.

In case it's unclear, they're currently cooking an astronomical ₦6.6 TRILLION “supplementary budget” to fast-track o̶u̶r̶ e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶ g̶r̶o̶w̶t̶h̶ their stomach infrastructure scams.

E don finally cast.

They don't give a ғᴜᴄᴋ, though.

Bulaba and his PDAPC syndicate have bigger corn to roast.

Last year (on May 29 precisely), Bobo Chicago desperately declared that “subsidy is gone”, but just yesterday, the F̶e̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ G̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ cabal clearly confirmed a pretty gargantuan ₦5.4 TRILLION has already been spent on the very same subsidy‼️

jerricho:
This gorgeous gray prismatic phone came in barely a month ago and most importantly, in excellent eye-catching condition.

Without further delay, I took the initiative to upgrade the OS from Android 10 to Android 12, and guess what⁉️ It's still upgradable to Android 13‼️

For my movie freaks, this beautiful beast boasts a very vibrant, HD+ Super AMOLED, 6.6-inch scratch-resistant screen‼️

And if you're into console-quality mobile games like me, then it'd certainly interest you to know that the GPU on this baby is a high-tech, game-boosting Adreno 619‼️ Not to mention the lightning-fast octa-core CPU (the 5G's lightning-fast as well), the ultra-modern Qualcomm SM7225 Snapdragon 750 5G Chipset, and a long-lasting 5000 mAh battery particularly powered by Samsung's trademark Adaptive Fast Charging technology‼️

E dey rush well well like water, so no dull am‼️

With direct regards to storage, even if you're the most maniacal media junkie, the 128GB ROM and 8GB RAM should simply suffice so that the microSDXC card compartment can comfortably convert to a second slot for an additional SIM.

Camerawise, there's an absolutely amazing 20MP selfie camera, and an even more amazing set of quad cameras at the back—with the main lens leveling up at a sharp 48MP‼️

Short story long, this sleek smartphone is really ready to be all yours at a genuinely generous price of ₦120,000‼️

All you need to do is CALL JAY RIGHT NOW on 0903 771 5526 and place your order IMMEDIATELY‼️

SOLD‼️

Was supposed to have updated since afternoon, but today has been MAD HECTIC‼️

P.S. My sincerest apologies to those that didn't get any kind of response to their messages—wasn't intentional. 🙏🏼

Stephen0mozzy:
Mehn...shey you no go open phone review blog or tiktok ni? You get bars.

Lol, thanks a bunch—correct guy.

I swear, I don hear am taya.

Guess it's high time I did something substantial about it.

Lawalemi:
Location?

Ikoyi, Lagos.