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ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

this n!gga is actually uglier than I thought

Diddyydiva:
No


I asked if you can show me

well the answer is yes, so far its online

no worry I go show you, but privately

Diddyydiva:
really ?

online ?

I will really love and appreciate that


Let's start with a full nude picture of yourself first


Then we will concentrate on the prick later

you're drunk ba?

Diddyydiva:
I don't know self

make I show you?

Diddyydiva:
It really matters o



If you wanna know, ask small prick guys

you af spoil finish!!!! What's prick

Ok

haywire1:

Harrogate Town - Stockport County

Correct score 2 - 1

And

Total goals 2-3 goals

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MISSCONGENIALITY:
I will not.

me too won't fall yours

MISSCONGENIALITY:
if I don't do what?

fall my hand too

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I don tell u, no fall my hand.

lol. I won't if you don't