₦airaland Forum

aalangel:
Really? We need to hear her sing. Seems she doesn't like wearing cloths.

pinkiecutie:
Oh What A Life! Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job?

good evening Nigerian's..

my heartfelt greetings goes to you guys once more as you this forum was instrumental to my getting a job last year August...

This is my story. I work for an auditing firm , name withheld by me. early this year I occasionally caught my boss staring at me provocatively I.e lustfully but I just took it as nothing serious because he has never made advances before to me.
Earlier this month, he started complimenting my looks and all, but I still not suspecting anything reciprocated by complimenting his good looks too..
After all who doesn't want to be in the good books of his or her boss..
On the 21st of Jan , he called me into his office and offered me a seat.
I sat innocently, and from there he started his talk about how hard working I was and all.
As if that was not enough, he drew closer and tried to fumble my breast..this man in his mid fifties , had no shame when I politely told him that I was still a virgin and that he should stop..
He apologized and asked me out of his office..
About three days later, he sent for me and presented my termination letter. When I opened the letter, a tear dropped off my eyelids as I saw in block black and bold letters "TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT DUE TO REDUNDANCY" . I stood there for close to five minutes not knowing what to say.After a while I managed to utter a thank you sir and left to pack all my belongings out of the company..
I went home to meet my sick mom(my father is late, I am an only child), when I saw her state I couldn't just bring it upon my self to tell her that I was just sacked..
right now, all the money I have been spending has gone to my mother's treatment..
even to eat now is a problem, right now having 1000 naira is like a million naira...
I have considered giving in but my vow to keep my virginity till marriage is still strong ( this virginity till marriage is a family thing. my mom,mom's mom and so on where Virgins)
so confused right now lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen...

Dawdy:
Let me tell you, there is no way you can prove earth rotation without relying on Gravity. Untill now, no scientist in the world has been able to prove it. It remains unproven theory! So what is your point? According to your belief, Nasa has been to the moon, why not recording the moving earth then? Can't they go to the moon again?

We have been shown many videos of earth. none of them shows moving earth.
In all, cloud is always motionless.
None of them shows the so called thousands of satellites orbiting the earth. So who is deceiving who?

Teempakguy:
of course not.

Teempakguy:
you first tell me how it's possible for a van allen belt to exist in a flat earth.
You are not arguing for a flat earth. this is the moon landing hoax conspiracy. which is another topic entirely.

Dawdy:
Tell us how the apollo made it through the deadly van allen belt. If the moon landing is true, why has Nasa not returned to the moon since since 1969, with advence in technology? Assuming they went to the moon, and the earth was spinning 1000 mph, how did they manage to land in the same place they took off? Why hasn't Nasa shown the real picture of the earth from the space? Just CGI planet? Why hasn't Nasa shown the video of the spinning earth from the moon?

johnydon22:
Alright boss, i will open a thread on it soon and mention you!!

fizzy123:
Kkk, first thing you do is root your phone, will advice u don', the use t use a PC, just download Root Checker and KingRoot on ur phone...

Use KingRoot to root ur phone, follow instructions accordingly, when its done, it will restart ur phone, then use Root Checker to confirm it rooted successfully...

I'll gv u Step Two when ur done

SamJed:
Choi this thing called karma is damn real...



Modified:I pity ur life...keep blaming Jonathan...one thing with u people is that u find a way to deny the truth...even this one that is super glaring, u are twisting it...tufiakwa...may that spell on ur life be destroyed in Jesus name...

Pheals:
Change noni ... I haven't heard of a better government in Nigeria since I was born

HungerBAD:
Kini big deal?

So what does the Election Poster say exactly? that the Naira has been on a free fall from Jonathan's time. Jonathan and his minions mopped up all the Dollars that was in Circulation in Nigeria, when it became clear the PDP will lose the election. And the one that was not mopped up, was stolen by Dasuki in the Billions.

It is this artificial scarcity of the Dollars, created by ALLI BABA(Jonathan) and his 40 Thieves, that is giving us problems now. As i have repeatedly said, things in Nigeria will first get a little worse, before it gets better.

Nigeria's economic woe did not start today, it started from Goodluck Jonathan's time.

tripplephi:
Well getting a girlfriend is not the way because it's still leading you to premarital sex.... I feel trying get to stop an habit like this is exactly why makes it grow.... So to add to your list. Just replace the habit

marvelck:
When a lady dresses like this to Church, what's really on her mind? To worship and listen to the word of God, or to advertize herself and also look out for eligible bachelors in church. Which is now a trend among most ladies who troop to Church every sunday...

farano:
Home alone listening to music

dammysel:
Today is my birthday,I give thanks to God. I had made a promise that my next birthday will be celebrated with the less privileged kids and it came to pass! God is awesome. Let's always learn to visit and show some love everyday!

Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.

BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?

In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends

chrisifeanyi:
When you call someone who is clearly in Lagos or any other location Truecaller gives you Pank Shin as the location. As a matter of fact more than 70 % of my contacts are in Pank Shin according to truecaller app.
Where is Pank Shin and why is everybody in Pank shin?