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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Nigeria From Vacation In London (Photos) by jessBoitumelo: 8:03pm On Jun 19, 2016
ojun50:
Wlc back, Fayose is waiting for u
. This actually got me grin cheesy
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by jessBoitumelo: 9:25pm On Sep 02, 2015
gentlesinna:
She came to my house one day on a surprise visit on to see a female shoe infront of my door nd she bagged in only to see me fucking on her elder sister den she walk straight to d bath room came out unclad nd joind us. After Quashing d two sisters I threw dem out of my room wit my belt.




They deserves it.
please liar, you were not asked to tell your dreams; that's if you can even dream such..cheap lie.

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Romance / Re: She's getting married to the wrong person. Pls, advice. by jessBoitumelo: 10:47am On Aug 31, 2015
cyprus000:

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Lol..grin very funny _idiot. This just proved my assertion about your daftness...*spits*

If you aren't an ineffable corpulent microphallus and a cesspool of sub human filth.
You would be able to deduce when a person type in abbreviation
. But being a pyscho/sapiopath you are. All your brain could sum up is shitt.

for the fact that an infinitesimal vapid scum lyk u, is allowed to roam and even have access to cyber space, means that we don't have "animal control" system in this country or dey are not competent for the job.

Wat a brainscooped lummox.


**pity your existance**

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Bros abeg eazy they say does it...you wan murder person? Eh joor please forgive him on my behalf. I'm still struggling to pronounce all those grammar how much more the scumbag.
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by jessBoitumelo: 8:11am On Jul 31, 2015
lawnreigh:
I find it difficult to believe how most ladies lie about how were disvirgined to their boyfriends/Fiancé and co, most times they usually lie, it's either they were raped by a neighbor when they were young or probably one brother in their area which makes it hard to even believe the one saying the truth because it seems to be the same lie trend among ladies.

Is there anything bad in telling your boyfriend how you were truly disvirgined by former boyfriends et al?
why is that a problem to you? Joblessness I guess.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh & Hubby Share A Passionate Kiss (Photo) by jessBoitumelo: 9:42am On Jul 28, 2015
zleemshaddy:
angry
abeg I need to save that pic, how do I?
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Straight Nairalander's Experience With A Gay Man At Jummat Prayer by jessBoitumelo: 11:00am On Jul 16, 2015
Lmfbao...you gat me cracking.I'm disgusted as while.
Yuck.
Can we talk about something else?
Like the weather.
Family / Re: Please Help! My Grandmother Is Missing. by jessBoitumelo: 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2015
Go to Linda ikeji blog, there's a picture of an old woman lying helplessly on the road.
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture: When You Find Bae's Car Somewhere It's Not Supposed To Be. by jessBoitumelo: 8:58am On Jun 28, 2015
Lol...original gobe. Please how do I save pictures on nairaland?
Food / Re: See What I Saw In A Pepsi Drink This Morning(photos) by jessBoitumelo: 1:09pm On Jun 26, 2015
Bobbystanley:
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lmao....nairalanders are madt peo. GEJ sorry you don suffer.
Food / Re: See What I Saw In A Pepsi Drink This Morning(photos) by jessBoitumelo: 1:01pm On Jun 26, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Why u go de drink Pepsi this kin early morning

U neva hear of Obukuyeke, Ashasha, jedi,small leaf,soldier root,special etc

Dos na herbs when u suppose drink for morning to clean the system

If u like go drink Gold Spot 2mao, na goat shit u go see inside lipsrsealed
this got me up cracking up like madt.
Politics / Re: Some Insane Military Training Around The World. by jessBoitumelo: 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2015
After all these hard trainings, they ooz of sexiness. I love force men.
Nairaland / General / Re: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by jessBoitumelo: 2:57pm On Jun 23, 2015
Itsonlyinnigeria your parents are the dictators of your life. Tells you who to marry, where to live, etc.
Travel / Re: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by jessBoitumelo: 7:20am On Jun 22, 2015
my dear remain steadfast in prayers and leave all those pastor hear/see for me thing.meanwhile, are you a catholic? If you are, you can say the Saint Anthony's prayer on your bro's behalf.He's a founder of lost things.
Romance / Re: Pictures From Nairalander's Proposal by jessBoitumelo: 7:02am On Jun 22, 2015
Congratulations dear!!!
Fashion / Re: I Need A Fashion School In Asaba by jessBoitumelo: 9:34pm On Jun 21, 2015
Hi poster, please were you able to secure a good fashion school in asaba? I need to start first week of July.waiting for your reply,thanks.
Webmasters / Re: Top 7 Things That Confuse New Nairalanders by jessBoitumelo: 9:07pm On Jun 21, 2015
I'v been an ardent reader /liker of other people's comments;both the useful,the useless, the funny and the annoying ...now watch out for jessboitumelo
Webmasters / Re: Top 7 Things That Confuse New Nairalanders by jessBoitumelo: 9:04pm On Jun 21, 2015
testing the comment section 1 2
Webmasters / Re: Top 7 Things That Confuse New Nairalanders by jessBoitumelo: 9:01pm On Jun 21, 2015
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Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by jessBoitumelo: 1:43pm On Nov 03, 2013
Almost half of the sun is covered by the moo...more like a fight,the sun trying to free itself but the moon held on assisted by dark small cloud...still the sun tries to outshine...is so fun
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by jessBoitumelo: 1:40pm On Nov 03, 2013
1:39...happening live @okota lagos...I can see it.will share the pics later
Music/Radio / Re: Davido - Skelewu (directed By Moe Musa) by jessBoitumelo: 10:44pm On Oct 22, 2013
If a goat (ewu) is kept on a scale can we call it skelewu Just asking
Music/Radio / Re: Similarities Between Skelewu And Party Rock Anthem Videos by jessBoitumelo: 10:40pm On Oct 22, 2013
If a goat is (Ewu) is kept on a scale,can we call it skelewu Just asking
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service Recruiting For 2013/2014 - How True? by jessBoitumelo: 10:22am On Oct 18, 2013
gmumeen: pls,forward to lovelytunmide@yahoo.com
. Please forward the past question to jecinta.nwankwo@yahoo.com. Thanks
Music/Radio / Re: Your Thoughts On D'banj's "Top Of The World" Music Video by jessBoitumelo: 7:26am On Sep 21, 2013
Am so loving the video...clean video,tushed up and nice suit.DAMN!!! Dbanj is really a cute guy. kiss

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