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wit lots of spit on 2pac, biggie gets me movin all d time (as we proceed to give you wat u need)

saving private ryan, gladiator, angel, my girl, titanic, onome yeah those wer it, but it hurt me i culdnt cry for passion of d Christ

She pause like it's for posters and I poke like I'm supposed to
Take this photo if you for me, she said don't you ever show this
I'm too loyal and too focused, to be losing and be hopeless
When I spoke this, she rejoiced it
Said your words get me open, so I closed it
Where your clothes is, I'm only loving for the moment-(tyga bedrock)

truthseeka:
jessefly, do u mean Avatar-type-of-movies are going to be coming out in the future? well crafted and futuristic as a matter of fact.

nah any1 dat ventures (avatar-type-movies) dere mite not make it, lest cameron does a sequel, as to futuristic movies we c dat a lot, but wat i knw is dat any new idea is def d only thing dat brings bestsellers, checkout hangover for instance

Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in S/africa.
One is tying a Namibian flag round his body to prevent cold and the other a Nigerian flag round his body also to prevent cold.
Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy tying the 9ja flag but drop money in the other guy’s hat.
Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
A foodvendor watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the 9ja flag and says, "Don't you realize that this is s/africa? You'll never get any contributions in this country tying a nigerian flag."
The guy tying the nigerian flag then turns to the guy tying the Namibian and says, "Ik, look at who is trying to teach us Marketing."

hmph hmph haha haha

well u cant said it sold because it was frm cameron, cos he was not heard of very much prior to this movie
anyhow i fil dat d sale culd be dat people connected to d film, existing in anoda body n 1ce again dat hair connecting thing

d jokes shall kip coming
Teacher is playing a guessing game wit her class 'what have i got behind my back?' says the teacher
'i'l give you a clue- its round, red and juicy,
'a tomato asks little jenny,
no says the teacher 'it's an apple' but i like d way you are thinking.
Who can guess 'wat i have now, its small, green and hairy'
'is it a gooseberry' says lil Simon
no says the teacher 'its a kiwifruit, but i like the way you are thinking
lil johnny sticks up his hand 'miss can u guess what i'm holding in my pocket?
'give me a clue says the teacher'.
Johnny replies well its round, hard and has a head on it'
'Thats disgusting' says the teacher
'No replies johnny 'its a coin but i like the way you are thinking'

D1KeleVra:

sounds funny to me

Hi-tv dont want folks watching matches from viewing centres again
pls house wat do you feel bout this
cos i for one do not like it, cos watching matches in such settings is wher d fun is

i think d movie sold dat much because of how their hair connects to evrything including d earth,
c no one has eva thot bout dat b4

ispotmdels:
One Naija guy warn me say this site is full of haters. I STILL MUMU SHOW

tru talk, tru talk, apart frm h8in na so so english n sarcasm u go c for here

@poster learnt a lot, so guess it aint a joke no more , but kip bringin em on

i think soon every kind of gal will boast she was 1ce a sun gal

i giggled kip it up dude though u mit som ol folks her who jus lik to form actor but kip doin ur stuff

dani1luv:
:d :d :d :d :d :d

dude u knw me frm somewer

After examining a 3000 year old mummy, an archeaologist announces 'it's d body of a man who died of heart attack.
the students ask 'how can you tell' the archaeologist replies 'I examined a piece of parchment found in the mummy's hand' student 'wat does it say' the archaeologist replies 'it was a betting slip that said 5000 on goliath'

in one intensive care unit,
patients always died in the same bed at 11p.m. on sunday, regardless of their condition.
This puzzled the medical staff, so a group of doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour.
some held crosses and prayer booksto ward off evil influences while the less superstitious had video cams to capture every moment on tape.
at 11th hour, the door to the ward opened slowly


















then a cleaner came in, disconnected the life support and plugged in a vaccum cleaner.

we talking bout coach how bout overhaulin d entire team too

out of wat reasons

as a guy can u get married if u employed and below 25,
or perhaps enjoy ur bachelorhood til u clock 30

BOUNTYDOG:
@jessefly i believe u know where im cumin 4rm
@Alariwo
i think before concluding they are pretty,one would have considered the attitudes as well.no be lie "charity begins from home"just lyk jessefly said,

yeah and anoda gud thing bout pretty gals is dis even if dey wanna turn u down dey do so politely n u fil good bout it

giv d posta a break i lik this joke

joke

Q:use d word information in a sentence
A:ducks sometimes fly information

Q:where was d Nigerian Declaration of Independence signed
A:at d bottom

Q:who succeeded the first Nigerian President
A:the second one

Q:wen did Muritala Mohammed die
A:a few days before his funeral

Teacher: I hope i didnt see u looking at Ik's exam paper
Pupil: i hope you didn't see me either

Teacher:can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year
Pupils:Twelve, Second of january, second of february,

teacher : Ik give me a sentence starting with 'I'
Ik: I is,
teacher interrupts: no  Ik, always say 'I am'
Ik: ok I am the 9th letter of the alphabet

Teacher: now wen i ask a question i want you all to answer at once, how much is 6+4
Pupils: 'at once'

Ikenna and Kalu were giving a GST asignment to write about their homeland 'Ngwaa'. They submitted and the teacher noticed Kalu copied ikenna word for word, he asks Kalu 'you copied Ikenna word for word' Kalu says 'well of course we are from the same homeland'

Teacher: i believe you copied Ik word for word in the exams
Kalu: how do u know u cannot prove it
Teacher: anywhere he wrote I dont know, u wrote Neither do I

well guys der is mor wer dat came from so munch on dis for now

need mor of dese friction in d industry u knw somein dat makes us wanna knw wats happens next somein to talk about cos our entertainers r definitely not leavin us entertained

in2 action figures especially d mutant stuff now we got some folks lik dat here on NL so lets xchange ideas

i can but not knowingly

@posta ugly gals r def harda to get u wonda wat r dey lookin 4 (always d $) wil cute gals r most likely from good n well to do homes who r not in 4 d $, dey also give u fun time, not rude
4 me ugly gals r mor rude

dis thread is heating up, name calling n stuff, well mel n beaf, ur views r ur views n my views r my views n i refuse to acknowledge d fact dat ND is not to blame for the problems they face, once again charity begins at home, so let dem get their acts clean n stop making an already difficult nation mor difficult for us to reside in.
thinking we reached somewher with the amnesty stuff we got in2 wont u give it time to work b4 further agitations
ABEGGI

it does eldee only dat we neva get to see wen it catches up wit d person in play, so lucky for me maybe she'l neva know wen it does happen to me
@usain bolt kip runnin its jus at ur a** dude