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@poster
ur lucky we dnt have any cane
we for floag u for this joke

chei poor fella is a human being too

:d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

dat is a gud one, time's up hahahaha

such a tonzo

Amodu (verb): clueless individual, daft in the extreme, eg that guy is an Amodu. Also a disease, its not his fault he is suffering from Amodu's syndrome,

we do have female musicians who get to us all d time well mine is celine dion she ia a goddess and no woman can do wat she do, tua tua tua who is yours

avatar is a cool movie n it is so original no one has vea thot dat we can connect to earth n have t protect it abeg thumbs up for cameron

4giv me but dnt even 4gtten why i pasted dat comment, but u heard dat camroen wil b making a sequel on avatar

thot u said ther wer 3

d guy go lose all him weight ehn

nic 1

wonda wetin go b d man rxn not to d divorce but 2 d cookies

d minds of som folks really go places wnda wetin person go c next

yeah lik wat som pple r doin to odas

but why should it be so did people have to register wen it was with supersport

aah to b continued neva even read am sef n t b continued

FINALLY MUSIC TOO MUCH FOR THE GUY BODY
ABEGGI

our police is just for show
dat is why we look only to BABA

chei chei chei iwe we gam mbole ka ndi igbo ga-enwe udo anywhere anyi ga o nali nsogbuka ne weta anyi anyhow sha Chukwu nnam no n'eli igwe ga zo pute anyi
hafu ndi ofe mmanu, hafu ha but ihe ma wu si one day udo ga-di
Ibo kwenu
ibo kwenu
kwezenu, e

I was this publication from the AMERICAN CHRONICLE 18 FEBRUARY 2010 GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT



The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Umaru Musa Yaradua is severely brain damaged and suffering from a severe stroke, it has been authoritatively confirmed.

Previously, it had been reported that he was dead. This was largely due to the fact that ever since he arrived at the King Faisal Hospital in Jeddah, he had been in an unusual coma in which he lay on bed the entire day with his eyes closed which led to some staff thinking the President was actually dead. However, it has been confirmed that the first family has bribed staff of the Hospital not to give information to the media about the true state of the President´s health.

The President of Nigeria has been bedridden since November 23 2009 and has not spoken a word since then. He spends his entire day on bed, staring blankly on the ceiling. Even though his wife, Turai has been by his side, he is said to hardly recognize her and sometimes just stares at her blankly as if she is ghost.

I don´t think your president can ever rule that country again. He is as good as dead,´ said a nurse at the Hospital who is close to Hodderway Books.

He has not said a word since he came in here. For the first two weeks, he just lay still in bed and did not wake up for days. We were so sure that he was dead and that the doctors were hiding something from us. He is not dead but he is seriously brain damaged. I don´t think he´ll make it,´ she said.
Also, the President is said to be suffering from much more than one ailment. ´He may have Lung cancer as well,´ our source said. ´For some reason the doctor has been secretive about the health of the President.´ The president is known to be a chain smoker.

Meanwhile, it has been confirmed that the phone call in which the President supposedly called the BBC to confirm that he will return to the country when his heath got better was a prank call. According to an anonymous source in the Information technology department of the Presidency office, the first lady and close friends of the presidency used voice-morphing software in which one of the president´s childhood friends spoke to the BBC in the guise of the president. The Nigerian ruler has not said a word in the last three months. Not even to Turai. He is in such a terrible condition that the first lady has been making frantic efforts to ensure that nobody sees him in the state he is in.

Meanwhile, last week the Nigerian Parliament sent a delegation of five members of Parliament to see the ailing leader. However, the five were reportedly denied seeing the President as the Hospital staff was under strict instructions from the First lady not to allow anyone see the President in his deplorable state,

Vice President Goodluck Jonathan was declared acting President last week by the Oil-producing nation.

what is the matter here
someone took out time to gather information, hardcore information that can cost him his life and we just debunk it without taking time to scrutinize his facts and prove if they are fallacious or perhaps they carry an element of truth
Please when shall we stop accepting average and know we can get more than we do now
a friend of mine who jus came down afetr his studies in the UK complained that the whole nigerian system is a mess, he said you need to see a system that works where everyone is held accountable for their actions
abi have you not heard of parliamentarians been sacked because their spouses suddenly had golf membership using public funds
Abeggi this is our money we are talking about here, we pay tax and we should know what is been done with it.
please in every so called fabrication there is an element of truth, if not hardalk must be one hell of a story-teller
ABEGGI

aah festac a lenu bi kettle joo, baudex u good no one is above dissing
diss anybody it makes em know say dey r not untouchables n to think b4 dey act
but u gat to admit M.I is good
only problem is wen he starts a verse with ish na soso ish ish we go dey hear
lik fish, wish, preach, no diff btw him n tu face nfana baga or for instance safe bro

OMO N I B THINK SAY NA BEANS TO BURST 6TEEN

cin d joke b4 yawn

;d

u mess wit fire u get burned
u mess wit water u get drowned
u mess wit a lion u get eaten
so maccabee tell me why u wanna be messing with jesse

drop ur metaphors no copy, so if a dude above u bein a copycat , spot him
here is mine
i'm so made like a bride on her wedding day
i hit d spot like it wer d spacebar on your keyboard
i dont trip lik am usain bolt n u h8rs are gonna catch up wit me ha
n i'm so u a dick in a hole yeah

saving private ryan, gladiator,  angel, my girl, titanic, onome yeah those wer it, but it hurt me i culdnt cry for passion of d Christ