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no b d full joke be dis, as d guy claim pass wetin u be put

;d ;d ;d

if them carry deir terrorism come lagos i know dat they really smoked somein
are they high bringing fight to lagos, dey cant get away with anything,
shun these fulanis r not fighters, dey jus kilers
we lagosians r figters now imagine if we become killers
dey should thread softly ooh because we r silent dont mean we no dey vex ooooh

abeggi neco is too hard sef
haba see as they fail people dats why people rarely take it
if u look at d questions dey probably brought things dat are not in syllabus
i know this cos i sat for only neco praticals 2002 n mehn it was somein else i was like wat is this, was definitely not thot 65% of these
imagine registering only 250,000 students check how many waec go register, me i dont blame d students neco own too much sef

i am gonna agree wit d poster possibility dese dudes r broke is like 90%
afterall if u get money e no dey hide it must show people must know
who likes living ascetic

next time we shall see nigeria producing batman, or superman,
jus look at the half baked eeffort put in by these dudes n u guys appreciate dat,
the producer jus wanted to produce a sci-fi guess he pulled it off,
look at that scene The actor was escaping after uploading d virus into d master computer poor continuity in that scene,
have u guys seen how many crew members they are in an american film dat aint even sci-fi it could go on for 10mins
HELLO they are they for a reason because they actully perform functions u shall see d ones in this movie, this guy jus produced a movie for people who will say at least 9ja dey try but it aint like dat
cos even britain with all their know how direct sci-fi in their country n do post-directing in the US
ABEGGI

all this offering that cec collects apart from their mega empire how have they put it to charity, helping those who actually need it, folks if u preach for a hungry man jus because he has tv or access to your books without giving him food dat he actually needs how will he listen or even be converted
cec should let us see wat these their offering does apart from it dancing to the tune they are playing
dat is why i love tb joshua at least his charity is unrivalled.

tomelistic:
pls, this is still rubbish, luks so fake, it can only go for a cartoon. for Gods sake nollywud and hollywud r not competing, is all about entertainment nt annoying somebody or rediculing urself. i dont want to spend my money buying " well they r trying kind of movie or lets encourage them kind of movie" every country is well known wit somthing, bollywud is well known with love song and stories yet it sells well, all these mexican and phillipians love soap opera r everywhere in the market. it is not wen u do science fiction that they will yes we have arrived. let them write a gud story and act it well and see if nollywud will not grow, we have gud story writers in nigeria but they will not encourage them so they will gud stories to act, they will kip acting one thing over and over again. we dont have the money or the facilites to produce science fiction so just bone it simple. soon they will tell produce Nigerian Avatar with N600,000 and expect me to encourage them, nonsense. we no fit, we no fit abeg. make we bone am concentrate on how to develop the small ones we r doing here. no bi competition. we mustnt copy them in every thing haba!!! na jazzzzzz tomorow dey will say we r independent. who saiii

charlatans, charlatans i say bring out dis stuff in the US n see if they will be turnout of crowds
seems u folks lik average well me i dont
so let us perfect the movies we are known for instead of this
sha hope it has a nice storyline but to me dude would have made a cartoon with 9ja actors doin voice-overs dat works too

THIS IS JUST CARTOON MADE BY ONE GRAPHIC DUDE WHO DEY PROBABLY PAID SOME BIG BUCKS
ABEG U GUYS WILL END UP WATCHING THIS CARTOON ND CLAMOR FOR 9JA TO STICK WITH THEIR CONVENTIONAL MOVIES
EVEN COUNTRIES WITH MORE ADVANCED MOVIE MAKING SKILL DO NOT VENTURE IN THIS KIND STUFF
9JA IS SO FORWARD WITH THINGS CANT WE LIK BE TRYING OUT HIGH SPEED CHASES, GUNFITES, STUNTS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE OUR OWN AVATAR MOVIE
PLS LETS STOP DECEIVING OURSELVES D NEXT STAGE FOR US IS TOBE MAKING ACTION PACKED FILMS, OR HORROR INSTEAD OF THIS

dis conflict in jos is now more dan you can imagine becos d outside moslem world have deir eyes set on it providing mercenaries, ammunition, logistics n money, genocide is wat is happening ova dere injos but i am glad dat d xtians have learnt d bitter truth cos now dey shall no longer be taken unawares as dey sleep with deir machetes n guns n will take a life for a life
its a pity dat jos has degenerated to this, God is their strength because dese invaders shall neva take ova d land dat rightfully belongs to the beroms
pls dis is not an issue dat is only affecting d beroms rada an affront onxtians as weaklings who cannot defend demselves, we xtians shld be lik d jews n americans muslim asskicking dudes, aftall dey too r xtians
i fade wit dis song by bob marley


GET UP STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT
GET UP STAND UP
DONT GIVE UP THE FIGHT

'Jesus collected money from several people. Where did he get money to hire by chatter, ship,boats and maintain 12 hefty adults and thier families. where was Judas getting money to steal?'



imagine wat a dude is saying dat Jesus collected money to fund stuff, pls dont add to the bible just to justify your claim dat the money dat is been extorted from congregation is justified
wat even makes d wole story worse is d way cec pastors make their congregation pay money dan dey earn imagine giving some1 targets n teeling him trust n have faith u can fulfill it, pls how will such person fulfil it by borrowing
i have seen how cec operates d way dey virtually worship deir pastor lik one god, imitating him in hairstyle, speech, dressing dat is too far as it becomes idolatry, d way members dress to church lik dey wer goin 4 one disco party, d way dey so believe in rhapsody, d way u speak in tongues by force, replay only pastor chris teachings,believe so much in faith(n faith witout works is nothing, how can  not prepare for exam n expect dat by praying u pass)
please i am in line with d poster cec need to stop extorting their members only to put it into a mega tv channel
wat about using such money to help displaced xtians in jos
wat about been a giver lik tb joshua (even wile folks claim he is dodgy)
please dese r some of my own observation i totally support d poster cec cool down please it is not done like dat

iran are definitely not gonna give in, cos the way dere are headed deir intentions are clear, they want nukes n dey r gonna get it, they r jus playing with time den wham dey r testing deir first nuke.
Wat i feel is dat we could be seeing anoda invasion real soon just a pity it aint gonna come from a democrat in office.
dats why i love d republicans all thru.

as u said der are movies n dont want to extend d so called computer scenes showing how dey decrypt the information
or u think its naija movie wey dem go show us as dem go apply make up, tye gele, prepare d entire food jus to pass their message
n besides i aint seen dat in movies a long time, culd u be more elaborate by naming one movie

gud one dude kip em comin

gud one

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[size=18pt]Israel's UN ambassador on Tuesday said prospects for crippling UN sanctions against Iran were "grim" because Russia and China want to use diplomacy to convince Iran to scale back its nuclear ambitions.[/size]

The chances now seem grim regarding sanctions that will be crippling," Ambassador Gabriela Shalev told reporters here.
She said Russia and China, two veto-wielding members of the UN Security Council, "are still looking to the diplomatic track" and appear reluctant to back a new round of tough sanctions proposed by Washington and its Western allies.
"The Chinese and the Russians still hope that diplomacy will work. They do not want to inflict any harm on the Iranian people," she added.
Shalev said that if the 15-member council was unable to agree on crippling sanctions, then Israel "will look to the countries themselves" to slap additional bilateral sanctions.
On Monday, Israeli Vice Prime Minister Silvan Shalom called on the Security Council to impose "crippling" sanctions on Iran over its nuclear defiance.
"The time has come to impose crippling sanctions on the Iranians and I asked to put the 300 leaders of the Revolutionary Guards that are controlling Iran these days on the (UN sanctions) blacklist," he told reporters after meeting with UN chief Ban Ki-moon.
Israel considers Iran its biggest security threat because of comments by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for the Jewish state to be wiped off the map and questioning the Holocaust.
Israel is widely reported to be the only nuclear-armed power in the Middle East, but it refuses to confirm or deny this, instead pursuing a policy of "nuclear ambiguity."
The UN Security Council has already slapped three rounds of sanctions on Iran over its refusal to halt uranium enrichment which Israel and the West view as a cover to build nuclear weapons.
Tehran denies the charge, saying the program is for peaceful nuclear energy.
The United States, Britain, France and Germany have proposed a fourth set of financial sanctions targeting Iran's powerful Revolutionary Guards, but China has questioned the usefulness of sanctions at this time.
Russia has signaled that it might be willing to back sanctions provided they only target Iran's nuclear proliferation activities.
Shalev said the world was edging closer to "two bad options": Iran continuing to race towards nuclear weapons capacity, which "will put the whole world under the threat of nuclear war," or Tehran being stopped only "by force."
She said the second possibility was currently being discussed by high-ranking US and Israeli political and military leaders, but declined to provide further details.
Brazil and Turkey, two non-permanent members of the Council, have expressed misgivings about new Iran sanctions.
On Tuesday, Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan signaled that Ankara might oppose new punitive measures.
"I don't believe that any further sanctions will yield results," Erdogan told reporters during a visit to Saudi Arabia, adding that two earlier rounds of sanctions "have never yielded results."
Turkey, which has good ties with its neighbour Iran, has offered to host an exchange of Iran's low-enriched uranium (LEU) for 20-percent-enriched uranium supplied by world powers to Tehran as part of a UN-drafted deal


house are there any possibilities that Iran will soon be invaded by the US given present scenarios and if such happens will it be sucessful fair enough like the iraqi invasion and bring a final solution to the nuclear ambitions of iran.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100309/twl-grim-prospects-for-crippling-un-iran-3cd7efd_1.html

9ja is gonna be a reference for bad things now in hollywood plots so expect more, even expect a best-seller on 9ja cos it seems we popping up in CNN for all d wrong reasons

teskyg:
Fool, better change religion, havent you happily watch Da Vinci code,Angels and Demons and other Christians depicting movies, what was our reaction?Common Cartoon for Denmark make una dey kill people for Naija. u guys are so daft, goat brain, its a shame

gbam as in needs no further analysis, we xtians r peace loving so if u like label Jesus anyway u like but for people like me i feel xyianty puts so much emphasis on the new testament , hello there is an old testament where xtians dey treat any f up, dats why i love em jews arabs ass kicking dudes gbam

@dave u a great folk wish i could meet you
anyhow i have strayed in my life done things, real crazy things but one thing i shall neva be caught doin is dabbling in men of God, and fruit of the spirit stuff
so NL lets b mindful of wat we say, God issue dey sacred ooh, all una wey dey rain insult on adeboye wish u thot 2ce b4 posting any of ur comments instead of jus GIGO

mehn i respect pastor adeboye a lot but this issue now is really difficult to fathom, wat we need now is defnly not this, i cant add further comment to this issue cos NL really analysed it all
but wat i can say is this, many people make predictions n they too dont come thru, phaps he was trying to say all in all we should pray more cos do believe me a natural disaster can hit 9ja
lastly redeemers in d house put up a bad fite n reppin here imagine if it were pastor fineboy chris u'l c all we loveworld folks tearing folks up sha no talk anything

i am kosovo free me now HAHAHAHAHA


give d dude a break who among us is not guilty of plaigarizing

ABEG OOH TO REMOVE OFFSIDE WILL NOT MAKE SENSE
WE SEE THIS EVERYDAY WEN KIDS WE PLAY FOOTBALL IN OUR HOOD HOW ONE LAZY STRIKER WILL JUS BE UPFRONT SHOUTING PASS PASS THEN HE GETS THE BALL N TRIES TO SCORE
DONT LIE WE GET PISSED BY SUCH SO WHY SHOULD THIS BE ALLOWED ON THE WORLD STAGE

well so sad for the deceased if i was there i would run for my life cos it is better to die form gunshot than experience such death
besides a similar thread carries such story it happenend this year God bless their souls, jungle justice shall now be meted out more on thieves cos dey desrve no sympathy

i aint heard but i know the joint is gonna be [/color] [size=28pt]CRAP[/size]




heard she digitally altered her voice from comments but i know its still gonna be [size=18pt]CRAP[/size][color=#006600]



and she is releasing this album for people who enjoy [size=28pt]CRAP[/size]





ABEGGI

Can anyone authenticate this cruel, evil and ominous act that passengers plying the benin expressway were waylaid by robbers, who then ordered every1 in the bus to bring out their money and valuables.
Upon doing this they discovered that some passengers were without money on them and went further to seperate this set of people (those without money) and ordered them to lie down on the road, after which the bus driver with a gun to his head was made to run over them.
please is this story true because i heard it was aired briefly on one of our television stations.


May the deceased find peace in heaven and may the perpetrators of this act be rewarded here on earth then in hell
Pls authenticate cos i heard this while engaging in a conversation

this thread pass me let me go to joke section

d dog na pervert

chei which life

omo dem hire d chick because of her skills of getting $ out of guys