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Chuzzyrules: to all those with "you are to old for this" comments, i wanna say a big tanx for helping me categorize urselfs.... i understand better ur level of reasoning

...lolz!dont mind them,u r Handsome.I mean it,for real.

[quote author=maxwello.yg]But, you are too old for this[/quote]...hahahahajhahahahahahaha...laugh ooooooooooooooooo.u wont kill me..so so funny but true shaaaa.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz#rolling on d ground,laughing and crying#

#china of life#

I no go talk coz i cant fit shout.#walks away#

Hmmmmm...*Jim my crush*nottin do u ooo,u got delivered so i can lyk u more.#smiling#..

His name is *RINCE...so lyk i said wheneva he touches me i dont move.u knw y?i was so so scared,u knw y am scared?No ama tell y... #Now another story#when i was in sec skul.ma mum usually tell me dat i do slee* wit ma cousin wo usually stay with us...she doesnt trust me@all i dnt knw d reason,no mata hw i try 2*rove her wrg it aint jus working,i felt she was not ma mum,i hated her for this,i hated dat ma cousin also.Coz dis word of hers has caused me sadnez,*ainz,sorrow,n also affected me in ma education.This same thin continue,lyk dat,each tym when i wakeu*,i wake u* with sorrow of seeing another day,i av tried to take malife several tyms,i av wished and *rayed for death...each tym i *ray i ask God 2take mylife...This continued lyk dis*...n i made u* a diary saying*I'll never make love 2 anyman thats not my husband,D day i do it lemme Die*...so u c d reason y am scared......

I so much love this guy dat i can kill mysef 4him,i can do anytin 4him#crying#our love was geniue,sincere n *ure.I luvd him so much bcoz his eveytin i av eva wishd 4 in a man,I realize ma drms while wit him,joy was my second name while with him#Our love was like it was made in heaven..i tell lies jus 2snick out@home n go n see him.He made me read so hard 2gain admission n also b in school jus dsame way he is...so finally i got admission in UNIBEN...#memory i can neva 4get,was him lieing to his mum dat his in school,meanwhile he followd me to write *ostutme in uniben.We lodged in a Hostel.#still we did notting like*sex*# Everytin we wia tinkin is how am gonna write n get admission.I got d admission by Gods grace n we rejoiced.Now he den ask for sex,i knw i am willing to do it,bt am scared.Each tym he touches me i get scared#Dont blame me was young,i av no adult frds,not close to ma mum,dnt av elder ones*am d first daughter*was ignorant of everytin,i knew noti abt sex,all i knw is dating n kissing#...Hmmm.Each tym he touches me i sweat lyk madt,am even shy.Hmmmm as it been i know wat i knew now as @den..tinz wont av b dsame#continue#

Before i start i will ask 4 4giveness..cos sum of u might not understand ma writing.U knw y?coz sum of my bottons are bad.Bt may God hel* u 2 understand....This is a story i'll lyk 2share..n i swear dis is not gonna ha**en in malyf again never.Take ur tym 2read...#love rilly sucks# Lemme start with ma teenage love,it was interesting and dats where d whole story started frm.#hmmmm...lemme move on 2d realluv story# Was 18yrs old when i fell in love. I was 18yrs he was 24yrs.#As i write dis am in tears now#I met dis guy Feb20th through a frd,we stay close,According 2 the boy he said he has being seeing me in my Dad's store bt cant come and talk 2me n he hardly see me outside too. The kind of *erson i am,i dnt go out lyk dat coz i was trained u* dat way.So he asked me out n i agreed,cos i needed some1 to love ,i needed some1 2care 4me#mind, if am in a rlationsh* i dnt care abt money,i can neve double date,i cant cheat,i res*ect u,...am jus dfferent,am not trying 2 *raise masef bt dis is d real me..i dont *retend also......story so far!

sunsky29: it waz early yesterday morning, my younger sister went outside to clean the compound, all of a sudden i hear a loud scream from her,it was as if she is being attacked by boko haram.

I dashed out of the room with my imediate elder sister..We went to see what the matter was, our younger sister was shouting and runing 4 the exit..I didnt know what to tink, so i ran with her. Then outside the gate i asked her wat the matter is" bros na snake o. Big 1 o" dats her reply.Omo i kukuma gather my sisterz for 1 corner outside the gate. We were 4., 3 girls and just me..Even though 2 of them are my elders.

I dashed to 1 shoe maker shop (mallam) and i quickly told the mallam the problem, he didnt waste any time.He brought something from inside the shop that looks like a spear..We got 2 our gate,and the mallam told my sisters" make una stay 4 here" he told me to follow him.Am 21 d mallam was in his early 30s..He asked me were the snake was,i said i dont know,"na my sister shout,make i go ask am" i tld him.

I went 2 my sister and asked her were the snake is, she said"na 4 back of dat blue drum wey dey 4 backyard".I went back to the mallam and told him.We went to the backyard..The snake was just trying to move round the drum..The mallam acted like a pro..I took some steps backward BUT i held a big block wt my hand just in case d snake dodged the mallam and headED 4 me..

D mallam went at d tail end of the snake,struck it wit the spear,the snake tried to coil the spear...It waz as if the snake had swallowed a rat or somthing like dat..It myt have been resting all through the night..The mallam struck d snake three times in quick succession,then the reptile got weak and lost it little grip on d spear.D mallam thrust it severely and he pronounced it dead.

I tank God and shouted at my sisterz to come that its over" bros we no go near dat house again abeg" that waz their reply. The mallam was examining the dead reptile with the spear while i went in to get sm token 4 the man.I gave him 4k. . .Dat waz all i had yestrday.He took the snake out,i didnt boarder to ask were he is taking it to..Outside the gate my sisterz saw the big reptile hanging from the mallam's spear."

Jesus,God punish dat person wey send this tin to cum kil us" i heard my sisterz shouting those swear words...But how is it possible 4 a snake that size to enter our compound. For Godsake there was no bush there..Up till now my sisterz have not even come to the compound .Am still persuading them.They spent last night at our neighbours house,and only sent 1 of our neighbour's daughter 2 come and get their cloths 4 them while describing it to her..Our mum n dad are both late..1 of my sista even culd me on phone now and said it might be the works from village people.I laughed ehn..I just tank God and that mallam..I didnt have the guts to face a reptile at all.. For those of u that will doubt all this, i don't have time 4 arguements.

....Hmmmm is it not this snake dat i saw on facebook.D story i read was dat, d snake was caught in Bayelsa(Rivers State) by a 13yr old boy n this was 4months ago.Hw come dis story again wit dsame snake.

Fkforyou: Lucky woman..!...but..I have one question....
WHY ALWAYS CHINA....?

Ask Google.

luckgood: BREAKING NEWS:


ASUU CALLED OFF STRIKE!!!

I'M WATCHING IT LIVE ON DISNEY!

watin dey worry dis1??..R u sure u r ok? Mayb u nid sum rest.#go n rest#Biko!

ceekak: See what's ASUU has caused!



See what's ASUU has caused!

...i no fit laff?..u sef wat r u saying?u r correcting someone meanwhile u also nid some correction. #see what ASUU has caused#Not *see what's ASUU has caused.,using dis,dat minz u r saying*see what is ASUU has caused*WRONG.

tolurainbow: Congratulations ASUU ave called off d strike........I just love reading 1991 news paper......

...must u guys take everytin as joke?dnt u no wen to joke n wen not to...Look lemme tell u Is NOT FUNNY...

havilaLAGOS: I wonder when people will grow and stop acting like children. You see, I had first wanted to get a S3 at slot for arnd 63k last month. But I chose to buy a phantom a+... why? simple because I thought when this fone can do almost everything if not all what s3 can...why not get it and use the remaining money for something else?


I have no regrets buying it. the Phone is actually meant for business... despite what critics say. Believe it or not, I have the money to get a S4 or even iPhone... but I won't need for now.

So if you av d moni to buy a galaxy then get it... it all depends on your pocket and what u want. No need of criticising people.

how much did u buy urs?

Policewoman: Na person buy am for me as gift o.

hmmm...#see lie of life# y did u take it den?

okeyximo: which phone r u even using...? blackberry hav been fooling Nigerians n tecno came to our rescue n u talking all these...even when Jesus came down to save d world he didnt come down as BlackBerry or samsung galaxy or htc rather he came down as tecno android....

...jesus came down as Tecno Android.#Lol# i no fit laf finish..u r Demn funny!

Boscojugunu: 90 minutes to go. flexin with my D5

..how much is D5?

Uniquexty: Tecno rocks....... Flexing my d5

..How much for D5?

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save yourself from ASUU

mtcheeeeeeew..useless Trend!where is d Goodnews now?

Rio Fernandez: Please Let the strike continue. Am loving it ohh! So will hustle well well with my hustle. So that, at the end will go back to sch with a Car. Haha. ASUU no gree oh

...c mumu.ur mates r dreaming of getin out of school n fyn sumtin meaningful n hia u are saying rubbish/!!oya na stay for skul till kingdom com bcoz u wanna luk 4 money.4yrz course u wanna use 5/6yrz.stay dey Hustle.

Funny but True...Believin dat if a Guy should jus Touch me i'll Get *regnant.cried wen i started seeing ma mestrual flow,to me it minz am *regnant..Cant stay in dark coz i'll see ojuju calabar.Thinking onitsha is outside Nigeria..Was so ashame of masef wen i started having breast,wil hide it frm mafrds by wearing three shirt@ a time..Use to think that coconut water wil make u dull as a student.Thinking that celebraties dont go to toilet.Eating Banana wil make me luk lyk monkey..

georgecso: The Federal Government has said that the nation will shut down if all the demands by striking university lecturers were to be met.
Information Minister Labaran Maku stated this in Abuja yesterday while addressing State House correspondents after the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting.
He was specifically reacting to why the government was yet to reach a compromise with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) amidst its claim of spending huge resources on the development of tertiary education in the country.
Maku appealed to the ASUU to have a rethink on its demands and understand that there were many competing demands from other sectors.
He said the huge funds spent to restore normalcy in some hitherto crisis-torn parts of the North could have been used to develop the educational sector.
“If we say we will not work until every particular problem we face in this country is resolved, then, I am sure there is no sector that will work. If we all insist that every sector’s problem must be completely solved, that we will down tools and that we will not work, then, the country will stop working,” he said.
“We are partners of the ASUU. We are friends. They are our patriots, and we understand the critical role that the universities teachers are playing in creating a new society that we are hoping to have. But at the same time, this is a reality question that we need to look at and we have to put the nation first.
“I know that all of us desire more from the system, but the truth is that there are limitations and from the limitations we have, we believe that the ASUU really needs to do rethink and ensure that we reopen our universities because really, we are feeling the pain of our children being at home and this, indeed, is completely avoidable,” Maku said.
http://dailytrust.info/index.php/top-stories/4808-ASUU-demands-will-cripple-govt-fg

.....Foolish HeGoat.May God strike dat ur dirty mouth 4saying dis..I know non of ur children are schooling in dis Nigeria das y u can say Rubbish!.God wil judge u.Fool.

Mcleo007: God bless Bussty women. They rock my world!

Biko, is dis wat u call Busty?..madear dat tin dere is overload!.

WTF! BOObS of life.

WTF! BOOBS of life.

IYA NGBALI: i thank God ASUU is on strike,ayam sooooooooooooo happy,i hate going to school for lectures,now i can do my runs whenever i like,wake up anytime i like and fok myself anytime any day with anyone i like. FEDERAL GOVT PLS DONT ANSWER THEM. LET ALL OF US GO AND SLEEP FOR HOUSE.

Useless talk!...No future Ambition...listen to urself talk, ''U Hate going to school for lectures',Anybdy force u to enter school?U can sit@Hm for the rest of your life na n Fok ursef anyday/anytym wit anyone.Education is not by force,but i advice u to get a life.Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!*