₦airaland Forum

buchito1: Ma dear, love is just an illusion! Uve seen u love dis dude, nd u cant let go.! Id advise u give urself a big slap, or blow... Nd say to urself! AM I MAD? Shey na becos of Boy i dey do dis rubissh... Nd i bet dat dat wud help... Cheers!

choi!u r some hw right..i need to give myself 2Hot dirty slap.

kenjudy: Chai! Umuaka ogbara ofuua! Is dat also d reason ur english is this thrashy? Abeg forget love and relationship and build ur future before u end up looking for whom to blame. Did u read what u posted here at all? Na wa ooo. Students of nowadays like my G ma will say. Guba akwukwo gi ooo!

sorry 4 d grammer,i didnt actually go through it,was jus typing.n mind u any1 can make a mistake no one is pfect. point of correction dont insult me coz u wont get it cold frm me,so give me some credit n contribute sumtin meaningful b4 u criticise me finish.

Truly there say luv is an illusion..av tried all i could to 4get dis word love and jus let b. Am going crazy n Gaga,cant read,cant concertrate,cant stay a minute witout tears rolling down,i tried to read,try to laugh/smile,laughing wit frds but cant jus keep masef unthinking...I once dated a boy,actually my ex,i luvd him wit everytin, n after a while we brokeup,we went our seperate ways,actually we brokeup last yr,lastyr bt it seems lyk 2day.Even wen we brokeup,i neva rested,though i deleted his number bt@sum point i do miss him.Av tried to move on,bt d relationship is not jus working.Av dated 2guys now after we brokeup bt d luv dnt seems to b dsame,d feelings are dfferent.When i came back frm skul,i n my ex met,bt he told me he has moved on,n his a kind of person dat if he is dating u..his dating u( i mean he'll luv u wit everytin he has)..so after we spoked,i told him hw i missed n still luv him,he told me dsame 2,bt he has moved on. In his current rlationship he told me his enduring,hoping d gal wil change,shes rude,always want money n talks anyhow bt he cant jus let her go simply bcoz he has taken her to d mother n introduce her as hisd galfrd n she do call his mum also,..I knw his not happy bcoz i can feel it.Within me i still feels he'll come back to me,dnt knw if my feelings r lieing to me,bt sumtin tells me so,,,av tried all i cud to 4get him bt is not working,is not jus working...am so confuse,dpressed,wit tears always..some1 pls talk to me bfor i go craze enter street ooooo

druid06: This one na thief ooh!

...das d most romantic thing i wanna hear...not #baby i really luv u#luv ke!..

swirry Take this infinity Car as ur bday Gift,baby take dis mansion house for dating me.Swirry wia wil u lyk our wedding to take plc?united kingdom, france jus mention.Baby i wanna build an estate for u,pls accept it frm d botton of my hrt.Myluv take dis 1.5million n get dat shoe u said u wanna buy.Swthrt am snding dat 300million to your acct pls manage it,u knw i'll luv u...n wil do anytin for u.Baby i can die for u#wow# so romantic...if dis love only exist in ma drm pls no1 shud wake me up..infact it must happen in jesus name#Amen# By faith!

Well m not trying to make mouth,bt am gud in cooking all soup,eg.Banga,vegetable soup,ogbono,okro,ofo,egusi,egusi mixed wit ofo,or banga(verynice),Bitterleaf soup,chicken soup,native soup wit yam,Ade soup,okasi soup,white soup,waterleaf soup..etc..M jus good in cooking coz is ma hubby!..den come to rice n stew,jellof rice,banga rice,fried rice..Beans etc .wow!i love cooking n every1 love ma food.

Well m not trying to make mouth,bt am gud in cooking all soup,eg.Banga,vegetable soup,ogbono,okro,ofo,egusi,egusi mixed wit ofo,or banga(verynice),Bitterleaf soup,chicken soup,native soup wit yam,Ade soup,okasi soup,..etc..M jus good in cooking coz is ma hubby!..den come to rice n stew,jellof rice,banga rice,fried rice..wow!i love cooking n every1 love ma food.

Andyblaze: One day maggi and pepper dey argue for kitchen. Maggi say na me make food sweet, pepper say na lie na me. Na so i put two of them 4 pot use am fry chicken. Hahahahahahaha its so funny am laughing hahahahahahaha

fool

Ghyft: wat course nd level

masscom 2level.u?

Ajuran: only when the child is somali

...oooooooh y mking noise na ehh?abi u smoke?u r frm somali!u r frm somali n so fuckin wat? Make we fly.abegi pack well jor!

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want to be.i base in port Harcourt.

Ghyft: uniben.....i dnt knw i dnt knw hw to make hair nd i think i wnt b able to learn within dis strike period......maybe sumtin else...selling sumtin probably

?Am also a uniben student n dis thought has bein in ma ma mind on wat business to do to rase money n stop dpending on my parents sumtyms,thou am still young bt i jus av to start sumtin on my own..am thinking of starting wit accessories * Earings precisely* bt dont knw if it 'll move market,u knw uniben hostel wahala..kind of confuse shaa

saint kash: ..

Go to any pharmacy and ask for breast enlargement cream, it's in a tube cost not more than 2k.. Where is ur location?

port Harcourt

securi: ;DHips enlargement?

yea

Chaleeee: No. She still watches cartoons at 24.

As u c me i cant fit shout#If u love her dis doesnt mata..#shakes her Head and walk away#

Wu Zetian: Are you guys hungry??!! Scarlett Johansson is mad sexy. She just has the slutty look and it's mad sexy.

Even girls think sex when they see her

what is dis one talking about?

saint kash: the truth is that it does not work at all... I once sold that product and all tru my period no costomer came to me wit a positive report but rather with complains... But the breast enlargement cream work well when used with breast enlargement pills or with d pump... For more details msg me directly

.hw does d bosom cream luk lyk?hw much does it cost? Any side effect? N hw can i get it?tnks

please has anyone come across this cream'HIPUP' for hips enlargement..if you have, share more details about it.A friend of mine once told me about it,but have not rilly use it,dont knw if it has side effect and if it really works.

Biko need ansa asap..does state of orig.cert,acceptance letter,guarantors letter etc needed now? som1pls ansa me.tnkz

swtchicgurl: abeg, i dey find my nokia pin charger

like seriously does dis ur comment make sense to u?..my dear dis dosnt make anysense @all.

eddiebruk: well i dont fvck loosed pvssy like yours, thanks for the offer, but no thanks.

Guy r u a lady of a man?seriously u r mking noise with ur talks.Comments r not by force,,,n saying nicetin 2d dead is not by force,If u aint gonna say ' R i p' den allow dose saying it 2type in peace.D last tym i checked is not ur death ooo...so i jus wonder y u r making noise.

Crixina: oh I wouldn't even offer cos rather than fvcking,you will be there ranting an pouring saliva on my face all day long,typical of weaklings an someone who is less than a man.

.I av bein followin ur writeup.Must u rply him on every of his comment?cant u c his frustrated.U play d role of maturity here by ignoring him.seriously d both of u r acting childish!

Please i seriously need help.This may sound funny but it is true..Am 20yrs of age.Al thru malyf i av neva found myself urinating on bed,even when i was a little kid i neva did dat(dats wat ma mama told me)not until now..this has happened to me twice in a week..which i jus find out dat dere must b sumtin wrng wit me but cant figure it out..,each tym i think of d incident i jus hate myself coz this is not normal,sumtin dat has neva happen to me bfor,and this issue normally happen when am dreaming,i jus found masef urinating in dream and in d realworld is what am doing.My fellow nairaland i rilly need your contribution on this issue.Thanks.

timwezzb: Why will HE do that

wati dis one dey talk?

Samgreguc: hw many times have he seat JAMB?

twice,but d ist jamb he didnt reach d cutoff.

onyiks: I have paid ma acceptance fee, I paid in access bank and I was given a receipt for the payment. But in each time I login ecampus they tell me am yet to make ma acceptance fee payment and I also paid ma accomodation fee but I havnt gotten a receipt for dat. Pls u guys shuld tell me wat to do abeg

hw did u do it?pls hw do i go in filling d eligibility form?do i need to pay bfor filling it?nid ansa asap.tnks

pls i need help,ma kidbro was admitted for animalscience and fishery instead medicine and surgery..so now we r confuse,shud he take the course or wait till nxtyear?and is d course a good course?is anyone also admitted into dis dpartment?..nid ansas asap.tnks

MrCrackles: they are all cu.m drinking whores and are not sexy at all!

Mercy wey black like Satan frying pan!

Hmm...see kettle dey call pot black.

jennykadry: This girl is ugly, see mouth

...lolzzz...c person wey dey cal anoda human ugly.make i no jus laugh..Ur profilepix i hope das not u..did u took dat in d d yr 1990?y r u lying down in d bush?huh..trying 2form sexy i guess.Hmmmmm!but wait u r answerin a fmale name n ur pix is dat of a male,abi na ur bfrd? If yes,tell him to stop forming james bond insyd bush nii.

una fit each other..shai dis wat u wanna hear?una fyn nii.