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Kehinde Omololu: Can someone please remind me of my department and matric number? It seems have forgotten............am waiting abeg

..Y not ask Google

Splendid E: Abeg mke dem wait..i wan travel go Lagos go see my buriful TONTO DIKEH first....i dn rili miss her oooo,seun do sumtn pls

...#lol#..wat has seeing#Tonto Dikeh# got to do wit ASUU calling off strike..Hmmmm!

slinkman: abeg never call off yet... i wan do traditinal marriage first...

..U can continue wit d Traditional marriage,ASUU strike doesnt sto* u frm dat...If u aint ready To go back to skul..d Rest are ready.Lyk Mua.

cinammon: Happy new year y'all jus thot to share my experience wit shea butter ...in d bid to effortlessly maintain a flawless and beautiful skin,we ladies try our lucks on so many beauty enhancing products...I actually didn't mind how much I spent on my personal effects as long as I got what I wanted,lol,I was really coveteous when it came to topics like this cos I wud b d 1st to rush 4 dos products then came d down slide,I changed my body cream again nd I started noticing some rather awful stretch marks Gosh,I was really nt happy My silky ebony skin!? plus all d stories dat stretch marks cnt b removed totally,cn only b faded...I guess dat was what I needed 2 quench d 'demonic coveteousness' ..then I decided to drop all nd went bac to vaseline and shea butter nd I did it religously,I stopped all d chemicals completely nd BAM! I got my flawless skin bac,it didn't happen over night tho cos I had to use it continously...all traces of d stretch marks gone(no wonder shea butter is called d tree of life) ..since then I made up my mind to stick to my natural suppliments.. Am not into any promotion business what so ever,I jus felt this wud encourage beautiful ladies hu feel sad 4 dier skin disorders nd plunge into further destruction by usin more chemicals..naturally I like to stay healthy and I feed well(wit the right nutrients) so I had no doubt about getting back in shape..it only takes patience,u don't expect over night miracle buh it sure does work.... there are countless wonders shea butter can perform,u will love ur skin glow *hugs*

..Tnks alot 4dis info.I av dis stubborn stretchmarks,on my ties n arm.Av tried all i can 2no avail.I cant wear sleevelez..wil feel mbarrass.cant even go n swim..is jus so awkwrd to me.I rilly want to no,dis 'Ori' is it kind of yellowish in colour?coz d one am using now is yellowish,wix d yorubas do sale..though av bein using it 4months now but av not seen any effect..Need ur advice.Tnks.

Bleep u ASUU..Do u no d stress in writing d exam?Y wont u say Rubbish..i dnt blame u..Nobi ur Fault@all.Nonsense!U Guys should beta call off dis uselez strike am tayad of stayin@home coz home is bcoming boring.Come to tink of it..we r crying dat u Guys call of strike n u r saying cancelin Exam wix almost all d skuls av written..Abeg go n Rest jor!

blocx03: I was jxt gvn d course rep,btI no fit strex mysef o,bt if una disturb me much ah gv una back una course rep o(masscum).congrat 2 doz of u in d 3rd batch list

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shut of wordssssssss,u b henry

Few wiks remaining for shiloh* can't waitooooo*double portion*... Am sorry 4dat long post,,,but as d spirit leads.*UNA DOOOOOOOOOOO................

Sweetmorning 2u all!..am done witheverytin n i really thank PapaGod 4his favour n his strenght!..I also want 2use dis opportunity 2thank u all in dis thread 4ur co-operation,ur in4mations bot d fake n d real in4mations*lol*..u guys r Gud!THANKS 2U ALL!Though i wont get 2c u all,bt z nt necessary anyway!..since am leaving dis thread 4Gud let me use dis little tym 2say wat z in my mind....we all prayed 2get dis admission,me i fastedoooooo,dnt no of u guys,somestudents r in skul 2mak frds,sum r hia 2party,sum r hia 2extort money frm dia parents,sum r hia 2join cult,sum r hia 2ansa d name'student'...sum r hia 2ansa 'd name am a student of uniben,sum Galz r hia 2form,sum r hia 2dress,sum r hia 2showcass dia parents wealth,etc,but z jus few dat r hia 2learn,few only knws d reason y dia R in skul,few r hia 2fulfil dia drmz, few r hia 4a purpose'' Dnt 4get d worSt tragedy in lyf z nt death,bt livin a lyf without a purpose''few r called bt many r chosen'.....if u guys will remenba d story of aluu community,.doz of u dat nos abt d story,'d killin of d 4boys student of uniport'it was painfu 2all,coz doz boys went 2early grave.,TAKENA has being a Gudfrd,bt he died cox of frds...story2far.....2b continue anyday..Back2my root,D 3Gals student of unn,wo wia disgraced during d NYSC STUFF,doz of us wo noz d story shud tell odas*smile*..choose ur frds,dnt let ur frds 2choose ya!..Howeva try 2b ursef z very mportant,dnt copy odaz bad lyfstyle.n dnt allow ursef 2b intimidated....somepeeps dnt av dis opportunity dat u all av*LOOK@WAT U VE GOT AND MAKE D BEST OF IT.IT IS BETTER 2LIGHT A CANDLE THAN 2 CURSE D DARKNESS*SoME of us hia made a pmise 2 God saying* DEAR LORD IF U GIVE ME DIS ADMISSION,I PROMISE 2B A GUD GIRL/BOY,I PROMISE 2ABIDE BY UR RULES,I PROMISE 2MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD,I PROMISE 2AVOID TROUBLES BLABLABLA an so on....Nw He has done it oooo,play ur own part nw!...i could remenber lastyr wen i lost my 1st admission,i criedddddddd,Bt i tod mysef,IT IS WELL!MAYB I WASNT PREPARED...BUT 2DAY IT Z JUS LYK A DREAM 2ME*once it was lyk a dream 2jessica,Bt nw is a reality*....IF U AV NEVA FAILED. U VE NEVER LIVED..LET UR GOODTYMS BCOME GOOD MEMORIES AND UR BADTYMS BCOME GOODLESSONS.....i no no1 z pfect,bt we all try 2b...*IT DOSNT MATTER WHERE U R COMING FRM.ALL DAT MATTERS IS WHERE U R GOING*WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS DAT UR GOALS CANNOT B REACHED,DNT ADJUST D GOALS,ADJUST D ACTION STEPS* tik abt dis'do u tik z all dat wia admitted dat will gradute?Hmmmmmmmmm!....sumpeeps might b d hope of d family;sumpeeps might b wo d world z waitin,sumpeeps mightb wo NIGERIA z waiti 4 2reshape it*Wo nos,it could b u,me or any1 else......HOW U WERE BORN WAS GODS WILL,BUT HOW U LIVE,WAT U DO N WO U BCOME IS UR CHOICE*LESS I 4GET THERE R TWO QUICK WAYS TO DISASTER,TAKING NOBODY'S ADVICE N TAKING EVERYBODY'S ADVICE*...D RACE OF LIFE IS D RACE OF INDIVIDUALITY*...I JUS PRAY DAT GOD GRANT ALL OF US WISDOM FRM ABOVE....I*LOVE*U* ALL*!...*A MUST READ*...THANKS FROM MISS JESSICA*SMILE*Z NT EASYOOOOOO.............

Davidtolu: Gud morning all. U guys re nt talking if lectures has commenced.

...no dear,lectures has nt commence,bt verysoon

[quote author=JJ.West]Av gat couple questions 4 ya,Jessy.Av U been cleared?If U av,did d clearance officer make so much noise about "statement of result"?I don't av mine with me n am afraid it might cause some sort of upset.Or if U know of anyone who's been cleared 4rm masscomm,pls let me know ASAP.So I'd know what 2 do,08166537691.Just flash.[/quote]i av being clared bt i av nt yet summitted my recordfile,waiti 4 d HOD 2SIGN.As for complaini abt statement of result,i av mine n i av d online printout,,so no complain abt me..i overheard sum1 sayin she was sent out because she does nt av her statment of result,n sum also wia clared witout statment of result..so i'll advice u 2jus come,u might b lucky,bt makesure u buy 2wace scratch card,use1 in printin out1 n summit d oda 2dem!i jus wish u Gudluck,will call u later in d day!HAPPYSUNDAY DEAR.

Chiemeka orizu: Metaph......Check
Voucher.....checked,spotted&found
Tare.........check
Vizzy d super diva....check
Garrulous obago..............check
Adaeze..........check
Monday go bam coz I go c everybody on monday!

..sorry 2ask,wat makz u tik u will c everybody on monday?or r u operating by faith...well c ya on monday*smile*

Mexyz: @Jessica, d students fund is #500 only(new students) u wl pay it in dat fuckn unity bank there. Uniben cnt mke me start regretn y i chosd dem as my 1st choice.

ok tnkz!

[quote author=Prof. Amos]Pls how much is Faculty clearance, Dept. Clearance and GST?

Pls I need a faithful answer.

Also apart from these 3 mention above, is there any other clearance that needs to be done?[/quote]..d GST is #6000,as 4d faculty n d dpartmnt,it dpends on ur faculty n ur dpartmnt,sum faculty n dpartmnt r startin dia clearance on monday, so wen u go dia u 5n out*..i hope u find dis as a faithful answer.

Mexyz: Ok,ds accomodatn tinz is nw sumtn else, i went to d students affairs nd on d man's table was a written info abt d documents to presnt by freshers nd DE peeps.(acceptance fee payment evidence,access fee nd students fund),so ds new develpmnt is confusn o.

...pls which one is 'students fund'again?..Dis is really confusing..uniben want 2Give me hypertension,dis z nt funny@all..Am jus so confuse wit all dis in4mations..I only no dat FUND has2do wit amount of Money made available for a particular purpose/or money made available 2bspent* so dear blove broda kindly xplain *students fund*in dis clearance aspect SO I'll no wia am standing.plsss THANKS!.

Karo168: @jessicavizzy well ur info is admirable...but on d student fund payment...it was written N300 4 old students nd N500 4 new students...abeg who knowz ny new student...at student affairs dere were different lines babe...dere were 1 4 100L students...dere was 1 4 200l students...4 300l students nd what nt...d gul I met wit yesterday knowz d dean of student affairz so I didn't stay in line...d dean personally told her 2 apply 4 it...dem 1 runs am give am hall 5 *nepotism*...SO MA dear I b'liv u saw d truth in his eyes but as most philosopher will agree truth is diverse...if I truly believe dat my phone is yellow in colour I will tell sum1 my phone is yellow in colour nd dey'll be truth in my eyes...my simple advice go 2 student affairs on monday ask 4 100L line......For heavens sake on d allocation form 4 my faculty dey were already 13 100L students...SO Jessica wen u confirm d truth...happy accommodation allocation

Thanks!

Mexyz: If its true,den mke uniben go die wit their accomodatn...wat d heck,afta 45k 4 acceptance,gst,faculty nd dept clearance stl dey there o. This is unacceptable,na wen ds one start? They re suppose to gve us accomodatn b4 requestn 4 their inflatd fees.

...in4mation everywia,,bot d fake n d real 1z*My frd n 1 wia @d student affairs on thursday,we walked dwn 2d officials there n d man said,''freshers r not ment 2apply,dat d mistake most pipo make is getting wrong in4mation,n tey won't confirm if z true or not,he den said HOTEL ACCOMODATION WILL B GIVEN 2FRESHERS ACCORDING 2HOW EARLY U WIA CLEARED@D AUDITORIUM*dat if we pay dat money it'z gone!...after dat we went outside and asked a student,he said*freshers r 2apply lyk oda student*hmmm*On friday we went 2unity bank,d students there said*''freshers r not ment 2apply nor even pay skul fees b4 gettin hostel accomodation*..1n4mation again!We den went bak 2 student affairs on Friday,,dis tym we went n meet anoda officials,,D man said'Wit sincererity,Dat 'freshers r nt ment 2apply dat doz ment 2apply r d old students'.'I SAW D TRUTH IN HIS EYES,HE WAS SINCERE OOO*Dat hostel accomodation will b given according 2hw u wia cleared n most especially doz wo wia ADMITTED TRUE D 1STBATCH*...A lady also told us dsame Tin!

Good-day pipo! longest tym*smile*...Gosh!since i was born i av neva xperience dis kind of stressooo................But anyway tankz 2God of BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO/D GOD OF *MISS JESSICA*..But i must confess it wasnt easy,wit d pushing n d rest..,Even wit dat FAIR lady@d auditorium..hmmmm!my month no fit tok! FAIR LADY:miss jessica y r u dis HAPPY/smiling??MISS JESSICA:am sorry ma!....FAIRLADY:even in dis stress u r happy,well i luv ur smile,kip it up!But i Give u 1month dis ur ajebo smile will change*MISS JESSICA:tnk u ma!God bless u ma!....FAIRLADY:Stop thanking meeeeeeeeeee*screem*.........miss jessica:ok ma!*SHOCKED*lol* Well it was fun!*BACK 2MY HOME TOWN JORH!....I JUS WISH U ALL UNSTRESSFUL CLEARANCE!

Good-day pipo! longest tym*smile*...Gosh!since i was born i av neva xperience dis kind of stressooo................But anyway tankz 2God of BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO/D GOD OF *MISS JESSICA*..But i must confess it wasnt easy,wit d pushing n d rest..,Even wit dat white lady@d auditorium..hmmmm!my month no fit tok! WHITE LADY:miss jessica y r u smiling??MISS JESSICA:am sorry ma!....WHITEWOMAN:even in dis stress u r smiling,well i luv ur smile,kip it up!MISS JESSICA:tnk u ma!God bless u ma!....WHITE LADY:Stop thanking meeeeeeeeeee*screem*.........miss jessica:ok ma!*SHOCKED*lol* Well it was fun!*BACK 2MY HOME TOWN JORH!....I JUS WISH U ALL UNSTRESSFUL CLEARANCE!

Well 2mao is anoda day*Speechless*.....#unhappy#..unistress indeed!

One minute can't change ur life...but,the proper utilization of everyone minute can definitely change ur life....Gudmorni And HAPPY SUNDAY 2U ALL!!...A BRAND NEW DAY!..

blocx03: sure now,b4 nko,i go try using it,bt na rubber band me take tie my own round, hope e no go dey pursue netwrk away

...lwkm oooo...u dnt av 2worry,i also use rubber band 2tie mine..we r operating in dsame line dear!..i hope u do ping wit urs....

blocx03: .na im u dey take do all doz 2go pinging?,madam u strong o

...e no easy ooo...using nokia torchlight infinity to do 2go pingin..z fun!jus try it n c, 2use bb no go hungry u again*lol*

Idriswhite: You frequent this thread for any of the following reason(s):
1} To give information
2} To get information
3} To tell us you are passing by
4} To tell us you've visited this thread for long time
5} To complain of your financial woes
6} To tell us about how your church help people to do free clearance
7} To tell us you are doing birthday
8} To fight back at your post
9} To see if people follow your post
10} To give false informations
11} To pass time with people's post
12} To get people's attention
13} To tell of your default admission woes
14} To tell us money is the reason why you've not started clearance
15} To criticise Uniben
16} To woo girls with your post
17} To tell us you are coming to Uniben and don't have idea on where to stay
18} To greet
19} To tell use when and how you will come to Uniben.
20} Just to come
21} To tell drama and jokes.
Now pick from the above items the reason(s) why you frequent this thread.
I rep mass comm

....lwkm...well me am here 2do all....das d truth take it or not...i jus spoke my mindoooo...am here 2do all!am here 2do all!!!..am here 2do all!!!..*shikina*..lol..but idris y r u awaz funnywel i love funny peepzzzzzzzzzz...can't wait 2c u coursemate!

idriswhite wia r uoooooooo

Angelswt: my dear am smiling O,hope u ar gud n av had enof rest for d journey?waitin to C u grl...ENJOY!

...hmmmm am sleeping now..and chatin shaaa!takin enof rest,food*happy*...n water....c ya 2mao..jare!

Karo168: Wetin I do jamb na..dem don give err1 dere admission letter even ppl dat anoda skul was showing dere..derez have changed na onli me remain..yY dey hate me lyk dis na

...hey!..stop worrying urself*Haba*...jus b pAtieNt..ok!..z ur name everyoneNO..*u will c urs..jamb z still uploading*ur turn neva reach*

Eghosa graviti: Jessicavizzy lemme have ur pin. Or u can have mine 321DA0f5

...lol..my dear i dnt use BLACKBERRY..Z 4DOS Dat have money..ayam using NOKIA TORCHLIGHT INFINITY...*SMILE*....

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......as if i even send anybody.....if u like talk,if u like don't talk...it does not remove anything from my body,neither doz it change my name...I still remain JESSICA#SHIKINA# IDRISWHITE wia r u jorh?I hope u Gallant??..#Angelswt my besty/coursemate Hope u'R Smilin dis Morning?METAPHYCIST I Hope u r also Smiling*smile*..N MYCountry people Hope u all are CHILLING*SMILE*...I STILL REMAIN VIZZYBLINK/EL-BLISS *SMILEeeeee*

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......as if i even send anybody.....if u like talk,if u like don't talk...it does not remove anything from my body,neither doz it change my name...I still remain JESSICA#SHIKINA# IDRISWHITE wia r u jorh?I hope u Gallant??..#Angelswt my besty/coursemate Hope u'R Smilin dis Morning?METAPHYCIST I Hope u r also Smiling*smile*..N MYCountry people Hope u all are CHILLING*SMILE*...I STILL REMAIN VIZZYBLINK/EL-BLISS *SMILE*

Rkm6: Can't Wait To See All Of You,Especially Voucher And Jessica!!!

...ok dear, na u go c me tire ooo

blocx03: On a road walking(jogging)4m ilorin 2 benin,GOD c us through out our stay in uniben,may we not b INTIMIDATED by cultist,money or anytin in christ name

..Amenooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Three church elders met and agrred to sincerely tell each other their problem which must be kept away from other people..The first elder said,My problem is MONEY,I do steal frm the church offering,,PLEASE PRAY 4ME...The second elder said my problem is WOMEN,I commit adultery all the time,PLEASE BRETHREN PRAY 4ME...Turning to the Third elder to hear his own problem,He started crying,it took his Friends some effort to calm him,After that,He was asked to continue and still crying he said,MY PROBLEM IS GOSSIPING,WHEN WE LEAVE THIS PLACE,EVERYBODY WILL HEAR WHAT YOU TWO JUST TOLD ME!*smile*......SWEETMORNING 2U ALL!..AV A 1dafu weekend!