Ronaldo goals carry more weight given that he has played in different clubs. Considering all the time he need to settle down to understand his team mates and still be able to put this numbers together. Compared that with Messi who has remained in one club and played with the same set of players for almost a decade.

ImaIma1:
Whether they join or not, they will still send that babe money. Then now come online and be shouting Stingy Men Association.

sure thing. Celebrities are joining for cheap publicity.

legacystore:
Better to be called stingy than broke

u must be stingy to ladies that u are not married to if u want to amount to anything in life.

be stingy to slay queens with entitlement mentality. the target of sman is ladies they are not married to not others

I bet it's not all ladies you are not married to are slay queen. Besides, the true meaning of stingy means the person will not also spend on himself.
Going by your assumption being thrifty will be a better word

I will keep this short as I don't have much time to type.

1. According to the dictionary, "a 'stingy' individual is someone who has money, but is very reluctant to part with it. He is a miser; he doesn't like to spend money on himself or on others. He is reluctant to spend money on things are essential as well." The word stingy is derogatory and so I can't be associated with it.
2. If you are a family man, you can not be stingy to your family members else you will reap what you sow.
3. SMAN is a movement for lazy people to run away from their responsibility.
4. SMAN is a movement for men who cheat on their wives and guys who refuse to get married so as to be dating many girls.
5. My wife and family stood by me when things were going tough, so one good turn deserves another
6. Rather than stingy, thrifty is a more befiting word and would have been more appealing.
7. As a Christian I read also in the Bible that God loves a cheerful giver so the measure you used for others will be used for you.

That's all I think of. You can add your own reasons as well. The Bible says do not follow the crowd to an evil end.

A word is enough.

Miakellz:
pls I'm interested in joining the G-100 digital gang membership.

WhatsApp me on 0+7+0-6-6+9+9-9+4-6-6

Talk24:
This is frontpage material oooo..
Lalasticala

Since it's not political, mod won't look the way

I love the N100K package. MTN has been milking me it's now time to port

segzyndpep:
G-100,i am interested.whatsapp 07063896089

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ONE TRAINING ASSISTANT NEEDED IN PORT HARCOURT FOR TEMPORARY ENGAGEMENT

Webclick is seeking to engage a training assistance for temporary engagement.
You will be participating in a training program for professionals, head of departments and other partners in our software training program. Male or female can apply.

REQUIREMENTS
1. You will need to be available today Sunday August 30th for a debrief of the program and a brief orientation on the role you will play.

2. You should be proficient with the use of computer.

3. The program will run on the following 8 days September 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 11 2020. You should be available for the days.

4. Known how to use slide is an advantage but not required.

5. You should indicate interest not later than 10 AM today.

REMUNERATION
The selected person will get N30,000 remuneration for the 8 days.
Other incentives if available will be communicated. But there is no guarantee.

HOW TO APPLY
Comment I AM INTERESTED
We will appraise your social profile and get back to those shortlisted who meet our basic skill requirement.

One of the shortlisted contact will be selected.

For follow up news, you may join our academy group at https://www./webclickacademy/

dannyCodes:
Is this still available?
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Please WhatsApp me on 0 -7-0-6+6+9+9+9-4+6+6.

Please note that this is a time sensitive offer and first come first serve.

delugadou:

I have sent you a message on WhatsApp

I reply now

delugadou:

I will also like to join the boot camp. thanks

Please WhatsApp me on 0 -7-0-6+6+9+9+9-4+6+6.

Please note that this is a time sensitive offer and first come first serve.

CALL FOR TET REP FOR PORT HARCOURT RIVERS STATE

I need one person in Port Harcourt who would like to join my Training-The-Trainer (TET) program for the Software we are showcasing. You will be participating in a training program for professionals, head of departments and other partners.
You will need to be available for 8 days.

REQUIREMENTS
1. You must have applied as a Trainee in the Crowdfunding Javascript Fullstack Bootcamp and completed the The Complete Guide To React course. However, because of the sort notice, we will waive the course requirement until after the program.
2. You should be proficient with the use of computer.

3. You should be available for the 8 days of the program that is August 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 11 2020.

4. Known how to use slide is an advantage.

5. You have to be available on Sunday for program briefing.

REMUNERATION
The selected person will get N5000 daily allowance for the 8 days. The total amount will be N40,000.
Other incentives if available will be communicated.

HOW TO APPLY
Comment I am in below if you have met the requirements above. If you have not joined the Crowdfunding Javascript Fullstack Bootcamp and would like to do so now, indicate so.

chingle5:


Yes I agree.... Many people complain abt Nigeria bt for me I see it as a gold mine coz there is a lot of problem and providing solutions to problems using one skills and creative equals wealth and more knowledge

you are on point. That's what I did after my self-learning training. I built my first product. Currently it's been sponsored by UNICEF.

chingle5:
If you are really creative you can do something better than nairaland.... Still learning my web development tutorial

I totally agree with you. With so many problems facing Nigeria and the world there is no limit to what you can create.

Deicide:
You forgot to mention electricity

it's their in my write up

3fcc:
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SpambotLeaveMeNa:


Ohh...boss...Tho data is my major obstacle. I am already doing Java. Imo... I think I might have gone far in it...
Thanks

Data problems is one of the reasons we launch the #1Family1Coder campaign. We include a data pool feature where participants will qualify for free data and internet access.

Still on the matter

Ook

If you want to test our web app, leave a comment

CALL FOR APPLICATION TO DIGITAL PROJECT MANAGER TRAINING PROGRAM & G-100 DIGITAL GANG MEMBERSHIP

The Digital Project Manager Training program is a special online internship program by Webclick to train and recruit Digital Project Manager across Africa. Participants will be trained on how to help teams deliver high-quality work, on time and within budget throughout entire digital project life cycles.

At the end of the program, you can work remotely as part of Webclick distributed team as well as consultant to our existing and prospective clients especially on the MeDiCo Project.

This program will serve as basis for recruiting applicants into the G-100 Digital Gang.


What is the role of a Digital Project Manager?

In this role, you will be responsible for coordinating the launch of a range of digital projects:
>> corporate websites;
>> Digital marketing campaigns
>> mobile apps;
>> e-commerce platforms;
>> software projects;
>> and many more!

You will be in charge of ensuring the project runs smoothly. This means making sure it is completed on time, within the planned budget, and the quality of the delivered project is guaranteed. You need to keep both your team members and a client happy along the way!

To do this, you will have to coordinate teams made up of:

>> developers;
>> designers;
>> online marketing specialists.

These stakeholders will count on you to choose the project management style which best meets the challenges they are facing. It could be it agile or a more traditional workflow.

It will also be your job to regularly meet and report back to the client on behalf of the team. They will either be an in-house client, such as another team, or an external client if you are working in an agency.

Learning Outcomes
By the end of this program, you'll be able to :

>> Analyze a client’s needs
>> Document a digital project for its delivery and continual improvement
>> List action points to remove, minimize or eliminate risks
>> Mobilize technical, design and marketing skills to lead a digital project
>> Streamline the division of tasks among team members
>> Plan for test and quality assurance processes
>> Ensure quantitative and qualitative project reporting
>> As well as many other skills you will master!

TRAINING COURSES
Accepted participants will be granted access to the following Special courses on the Webclick Academy at https://cwj.netlify.app
These courses will form the basis for the Digital Project Manager program.

1. Understanding The Web
2. Project Management 101
3. Stay Up To Date With Innovations In Your Field
4. Build Quick & Beautiful Wordpress Website
5. Manage Creative Projects
6. Drive Traffic To Your Website With Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
7. Make Your Website Content Accessible
8. Learn About Agile Project Management & SCRUM
9. Dive Into UX Design
10. Write Agile Documentation: User Stories and Acceptance Tests
11. Apply A Domain Driven Design Approach To Development
12. Prepare Your Portfolio and Case Studies
13. Think Like An Editor (Content Strategy & UX Writing)
14. Create Simple Prototypes With WireFrames
15. Create A Business-Focused Client Brief
16. Learn The Fundamentals of Agile Estimation
17. Test Products On Users (Usability Testing)
18. Work Effectively In A Team
19. Analyze The Feasibility of an Innovative Project
20. Prepare Professional Written Document
21. Organize Your data In A Spread Sheet
22. Speak In Public
23. Improve Your Presentation Skills
24. Resolve Conflicts At Work

What Are My Job Prospects?
After completing this program, many job titles will match the skills you've mastered, including Web project manager, IT project manager, digital strategist or digital project manager.

These profiles are highly sought after, particularly in permanent contracts, whether in agencies, IT consultancy companies or directly in company with internal digital tools.

DIGITAL PROJECT MANAGER REQUIREMENTS
>> Access to Laptop or Smartphone
>> Access to WhatsApp
>> Access to Internet
>> Ability to write in English
>> Willingness to participate in the MeDiCo project if you are selected as part of the G-100 Digital Gang
>>N20,000 ($50) participation fee (or N5,000 ($15) for G-100 Digital Gang members)

HOW TO APPLY
Step 1: Comment below if you are joining as a G-100 Digital Gang member or not.
Step 2: Make payment of N5000 ($15) or N20,000 ($50) to the account given to you. Please before paying the N5,000 confirm that there is still slot for the G-100 Digital Gang position.
Step 3. Receive login access to the Webclick Academy web App and other support platforms

elantraceey:


Wow, nice one. I'm self-taught too but I'm still stucked in the basics because of some challenges and a lot of things I'm involved in but I'll be focusing soon and I hope I'll be able to devise a plan that'll work for me like yours.

please do

marshalcarter:
somebody should teach PHP naaaaaw �

Do you want to learn it?

silento:
To program and became better u must night shit steady

you can raise the volume

Jezking:
OK, everything you said is true to some extent. I'm not disputing any bit of it but here is something I think y'all hear.

I'm a self taught developer. True life story

I always wanted to code, so badly more than anything in the world but I was already doing graphic designs and had woes with the person who was teaching me graphics. So I decided to learn Web design on my own. I decided I was going to do it no matter what.

I decided to go for night class for the next 90days so I always have light. Also, Airtel night plan was #25 for 500MB and you could do it as many times as possible.

To cut the long story short I was like the best designer at my school after 90days. I now write React.js (that was acquired much later). There were nights with no light in school, also nights when Airtel network jonzed, but I never stopped.


In short just put your mind to it and be ready for anything and trust me even when you learn web development finish, get another skill as back up because this is Nigeria and we developers don't really get appreciated here!

In order news here is something I did in boredom MEMORY GAME

Cc: Chingel5, Karleb, SpambotLeaveMeNa, SegFault, ElanTraceey and finally BOSS Jetroolowole.

That's the spirit. Most Developers in Nigeria are not innovative that's why opportunities are limited.

SegFault:

Some billionaires haven't been there man.

well you are free to choose your path

SegFault:
And I forgot to mention one thing, if you want to become a programmer you have to be pessimistic (theres no such thing as realism suck it up bro), if you are learning to make money, I pity you the most. Think of it as a hobby lest it will end in tears, some sort of industrial revolution is happening in Nigeria and jobs like Programming, graphics design, photography are becoming more competitive because more and more people are going into these fields and it's about to become a tough battle, if you are entering into the field newly, just expect nothing, because you will be disappointed not to mention the prospects of something stupid like a spoilt laptop, bankruptcy in the family and other disasters that could occur that will pull you down to the ground and yes, I just remembered Africans especially Nigerians find it hard to get clients, unfortunately westerners appreciate tech more than we Africans face facts and with the recent rise in fraudulent crimes from this part of the country and thanks to the media, an average foreigner looks down on us as fraudsters, PayPal has closed its docks to us (you can only send but not receive cash) and PayPal is a platform for payment used by many freelance websites, I heard there's a way through but do that research yourself, fact is that unfortunately hostility towards Nigerians has grown and that will affect we programmers terribly.

Real truth from a fellow programmer, if you love writing fiction, just go and write, there are not much interesting contemporary reads out there so just write good books, writing has its negative sides like finding an editor and a publisher but its gain is sweet man, you can also write articles and all, less brain work for more money, that is so on point. If you can paint or draw just try your luck at it, you might produce a thousand dollar worth painting or even more . If you love business then go at it, because if you think programming must/will (noticed I used must/will, by saying this I am assuming you are one of those foolish optimists that deny life is empty and full of suffering and just by "thinking positively" good things will happen) fetch you with a stable source of living, face reality man. It might not happen (a 70% chance yes).

I partially agree with you on the part the activities of fraudster on the reduced opportunities. However, the global tech communities don't work on sentiment but merit. If you are good with what you do, client will seek you not the other way round. Or why do you think Facebook, Google and other tech companies are sponsoring many trainings for Africans.

Besides that, there are so many local problems requiring local solutions you can attempt to create a product for. I get really serious with programming less than a year ago. But my first product is currently being sponsored by UNICEF in one state to be recommend to other states. After that, I have other products I'm working on. It's now I'm thinking of starting my freelance business in my area of expertise.

The opportunity are there but you need to be good at what you do.

Karleb:


You will never lack!

same with you too

elantraceey:
Power and terrible network connection.... biggest of the problems.

sure it can be frustrating. I only overcome it using some of the suggestion I shared