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LMAO!!!!!

Jezzybrown:
The Eighteen Bottles I had
eighteen bottles of whiskey in my
cellar and was told by mywife to
empty the contents of each and
every bottle down the sink,
orelse, I said I would and
proceeded with the unpleasant
task. Iwithdrew the cork from
the first bottle and poured the
contents down thesink with the
exception of one glass, which I
drank. I then withdrew thecork
from the second bottle and did
likewise with it, with the
exceptionof one glass, which I
drank. I then withdrew the cork
from the thirdbottle and poured
the whiskey down the sink which
I drank. I pulled thecork from
the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down
theglass, which I drank. I pulled
the bottle from the cork of the
next anddrank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the
glass. I pulled thesink out of the
next glass and poured the cork
down the bottle. Then Icorked
the sink with the glass, bottled
the drink and drank the
pour.When I had everything
emptied, I steadied the house
with one hand, countedthe
glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks
with the other, which
weretwenty-nine, and as the
houses came by I counted them
again, and finally Ihad all the
houses in one bottle, which I
drank. I'm not under
theaffluence of incohol as some
thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as
thunk asyou might drink. I fool
so feelish I don't know who is
me, and thedrunker I stand
here, the longer I get.

you want my opinion, stick to your own jokes. stop copy and paste!!!!

i kinda agree with Sledge in everyway, Obino is just a retard bean trying to modify a very old joke. i wonder why some nairalanders would even be so heartless so as to even stiffle a laugh!!!! Jeez!!! why not tell him the truth!!! he needs to find something else to do rather than wasting his time doing what he is doing right now which can't really be said to be anyhing because doing nothing is really better than doing whatever he is doing right now!!!!!

*[size=8pt]exhales[/size]* so there

AM I supp'osed to be laughin' or what can't believe you would write out a copy and pasted joke for all nairalanders to read!!! shees!!!!

Sossick!!! so dumb!!! just like the postee

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extra-marital sex but you couldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

A priest came to a dying man to read him his last rites.
"Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest.
"This is no time to be making enemies," replied the man.

totally

melli klistmass!!!

HECTORSWAGG!!! how far now? you know say you be my guy

lysaa:
Jeythunder is a guy?

what do i look like to you?

as for you jeythunder, come over to the (lets throw all the insults here thread) and see how your life would change nansense!!! [/font]
[quote][/quote]no use style run away from here. if you got anything to vomit, spit it out here!!! S

hectorswag:
idiot, u still dey talk!!! Shame no even dey catch you

Anyways i no fit follow you drag space because of girl, make i no spoil my rep you jus dey irritate me jus carry yourself waka pass jare, na early momo be dis

this guy don too dey make noise for here ooo. listen, no be me cause the reason for your failure in life ooo

you wan come beat me ni abi wetin dey do you self, guys abeg make nobody hold us ooo!!!

hectorswag:
jeythunder, [size=14pt]THUNDER FIRE DAT YOUR HAND WEY YOU TAKE TYPE DAT RUBBISH GIVE ME!![/size] shey na you i dey follow talk ni

The lysaa wey i dey talk to, you no gree am make she answer, na him u con carry dat ya yeye big blockhead block road, put for wetin no consign you no make i give u winch chop dis evening oo!!!  mchewww

i no fit laugh oooo

hectorswag:
hey lysaa, i had a rough day today

wetin con concern LYSAA with your day?

lmao!!!! wetin the guy do you now? you mean he made a mistake? @LYSAA

sweet heart, when are you gonna take me to see this wonder

and you proud of it? @D1KeleVra

i can't sout ooo!!!

i can't sout ooo

lol

ARGGHH!!! forget it!!! @LYSAA

i would yahoo till i die

why you come dey form say you be likkle girl in matters like this? @LYSAA

D1KeleVra  was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." D1KeleVra  replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied D1KeleVra , "he minded his own fhucking business!!"

D1KeleVra:
ehen! So? Is that supposed to mean somthng? What's the surname?

lol. don't tell me you're so dumb to even understand a joke,