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Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Lines by jeythunder(m): 2:36pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
LMAO!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny by jeythunder(m): 2:04pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
Jezzybrown: you want my opinion, stick to your own jokes. stop copy and paste!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Yourself Off! by jeythunder(m): 12:59pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
i kinda agree with Sledge in everyway, Obino is just a retard bean trying to modify a very old joke. i wonder why some nairalanders would even be so heartless so as to even stiffle a laugh!!!! Jeez!!! why not tell him the truth!!! he needs to find something else to do rather than wasting his time doing what he is doing right now which can't really be said to be anyhing because doing nothing is really better than doing whatever he is doing right now!!!!! *[size=8pt]exhales[/size]* so there |
Jokes Etc / Re: Irresistible To Women by jeythunder(m): 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
AM I supp'osed to be laughin' or what can't believe you would write out a copy and pasted joke for all nairalanders to read!!! shees!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Sadar's Answer In A Medical Exam by jeythunder(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Sossick!!! so dumb!!! just like the postee |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Poetry Contest by jeythunder(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2010 |
alright folks, I haven't been around lately but this is one of the works i Did during my travels enjoy, CLARINET Spin a wave little lass conjuring air, skies and rivers life after death you call it hope of eternity isn't lost Recoil and sharpen me madam blemished blasphemous being of Adam the tale of ten thunders fill me head, clears my blunders Wave forms; tattle tales fill the air; shrieking wails seeing is believing I’m left there nude and shivering I shall rise upon Zion with its King and great Lion the girl with the thing we do stare weapon of music that tore me bare |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 7:03pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 7:00pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extra-marital sex but you couldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over." |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 6:53pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
A priest came to a dying man to read him his last rites. "Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest. "This is no time to be making enemies," replied the man. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 5:58pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
totally |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 5:46pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
melli klistmass!!!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 11:42am On Jun 02, 2010 |
HECTORSWAGG!!! how far now? you know say you be my guy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 10:04am On May 28, 2010 |
lysaa: what do i look like to you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 4:52pm On May 27, 2010 |
as for you jeythunder, come over to the (lets throw all the insults here thread) and see how your life would change nansense!!! [/font] [quote][/quote] no use style run away from here. if you got anything to vomit, spit it out here!!! S |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 1:46pm On May 27, 2010 |
hectorswag: this guy don too dey make noise for here ooo. listen, no be me cause the reason for your failure in life ooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 6:32pm On May 26, 2010 |
you wan come beat me ni abi wetin dey do you self, guys abeg make nobody hold us ooo!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 5:51pm On May 26, 2010 |
hectorswag: i no fit laugh oooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 5:28pm On May 26, 2010 |
hectorswag: wetin con concern LYSAA with your day? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 11:11am On May 26, 2010 |
lmao!!!! wetin the guy do you now? you mean he made a mistake? @LYSAA |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 10:46am On May 26, 2010 |
sweet heart, when are you gonna take me to see this wonder
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 10:34am On May 26, 2010 |
and you proud of it? @D1KeleVra |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 4:14pm On May 25, 2010 |
i can't sout ooo!!!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 4:12pm On May 25, 2010 |
i can't sout ooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 4:03pm On May 25, 2010 |
lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 12:40pm On May 25, 2010 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 12:30pm On May 25, 2010 |
ARGGHH!!! forget it!!! @LYSAA |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 12:03pm On May 25, 2010 |
i would yahoo till i die
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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 11:54am On May 25, 2010 |
why you come dey form say you be likkle girl in matters like this? @LYSAA |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 11:50am On May 25, 2010 |
D1KeleVra was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." D1KeleVra replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied D1KeleVra , "he minded his own fhucking business!!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jeythunder(m): 7:50pm On May 24, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: lol. don't tell me you're so dumb to even understand a joke, |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Poetry Contest by jeythunder(m): 2:32pm On May 24, 2010 |
Piracy Piracy has gone round To everywhere things are found Taking a good look at me Will say I can’t be two or three So why is there A miming me who is rare And sometimes hard to see Though, he doesn’t have a complexion as me He pirates every move I make So fast even without a break A dark mischievous creature That sometimes walks in my favour He plays dirty tricks on me at night At a point, I began liking him right He follows me even to the meadow So, I named him my shadow. corpright: jey_d_poet 2006 http://mypoetryforum.com/mpf.php |
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