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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?



A: Sue.

continue to dey claim innocent idibia for here now @ IYSAA

A mouse finds a viarga and eats it. An hour later he's running around the kitchen going "Where's the fucking pussy?"

B-)
so dump,
lemme continue what i was doing befor ei even raised my head to read this,
i just wasted a minutes of my life reading this,
i hope god will forgive me
:O

hello guys, remember me? i'm still alive and kicking. i promise not to leave your sides again!!!
regards: jeythunder

after writing that, i had some good laughs too.

she na b'cos i no dey aound since abi?
una con start to dey shine!!!
una time don dey up!!!

hey guyz check this out.
A Doctor once told a man that masturbation helps in having sex. it keeps the orgasm high and so on. On hearing this, the man decided to try it out.
Now, this man works as a cashier in a bank so there wouldn't be much privacy for masturbation, so he thinks of the record room and remembers that the lock got broken last week.
He closes from work frustrated that day and he keeps grumbling to himself until finally, he comes up with an idea. He parked his car by the side of the road and moves under it as if fixing it or something. then he begins to masturbate. he does this for like thirty minutes and he is now close to orgasm when he feels a hand jerking his trousers. because of his orgasm, he doesn't open his eyes but answers "WHAT" the owner of the hand then says "THIS IS A PATROL MAN TALKING TO YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" the man with the orgasm replies "I'M CHECKING THE AXLE OF MY CAR, IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED" then the patrol man replies, "WHILE YOU ARE DOWN THERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE BRAKES TOO. YOUR CAR ROLLED DOWN THE ROAD ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES AGO"

women looking for the perfect man,

Y-HU§TL£R:
@ jeythunder


FIND SOMEWHERE SIT DOWN OKAY?

there's only one reason why i wouldn't send you to heaven. you'll only make a fool of yourself

now, for the pics of y-hustler

he he he, you jealous, even your girl friend got no set of dentals close to this one

all of una no get work!!!

Presentation Day

I stood in front of the crowd:
I’m Jeff, I’m not deaf
I love to have my way, don’t call me gay
I’m loving, don’t call me boring
I’m a male, I don’t have a tail
I’m a sage, I’m not an image
I behave well, don’t call me cruel
I’m cool, never call me a fool
I love my life, I don’t have a wife
Why is it you frustrate me?



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hi guyz!!!