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^^too much of playing sega (mortal kombat) lol

soo bored *yarns*

angelz:
this joke is as old as my first child

yeah! Yeah!! I hear you C.W.O

Studio CFR:
Hhmm - Jezzybrown too don vex release her own joke(s)

U try sha lol

thanks bt i think am a GUY

This man in a Ford Granada pulls
up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce
at a stop sign. Their windows are
open and he yells at the guy in
the Rolls: "Hey, you got a
telephone in there?" The guy in
the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I
do." "I got one too, see?" "Uh,
huh, yes, that's very nice." Then
the man in the Granada says,
"You got a fax machine?" "Why,
actually, yes, I do." "I do too!
See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh."
The light is just about to turn
green and the guy in the
Granada says, "So, do YOU have
a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Rolls says,
"NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my
double bed right in back here —
see?!" The light turns and the
man in the Granada takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not
about to be one-upped, so he
goes immediately to a
customizing shop and orders
them to put a double bed in
back of his car. About two weeks
later, the job is finally done and
he picks up his car and drives all
over town looking for the
Granada. He finally finds it
parked alongside the road so he
pulls his Rolls up next to it. The
windows on the Granada are all
fogged up and he feels a little
awkward about it, but he gets
out of his newly modified Rolls
and taps on the foggy window of
the Granada. The man in the
Granada finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out.
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey.
Remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I
remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out — I got a double
bed installed in my Rolls." And
the man in the Granada says,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE
SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

A lady was walking down the
street to work and she saw a
parrot on a perch in front of a
pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly." Well,
the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to
her work.
On the way home she saw the
same parrot and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot
again said to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she
went into the store and warned
she would sue the store and kill
the bird. The store manager
replied profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the
store that day after work the
parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

what?

people just like wahala. go and order for it online.

etisalat did a similar thing to me. any time i call they tell me that their system has not updated them on any activity concerning my account even after two weeks the answer was still the same i had to giv up WETIN MAN GO DO
p.s-To get quick response from mtn customer care change ur language option to pigin english they will take you call within a minute

(yawns) soo bored

ooh okay

i dont think forceing him do things with his with right hand is going to affect him in anyway because at the age of fifteen due to an accident i was forced to start using my left hand until my right hand was better now i can use both hands very well, my handwriting is exactly the same with both hands and i am physiologically normal like anybody else

9ice joke lol. bt you must be above at least jss3 level to understand it (not for a primary school graduate) LOL

haba dude #45000 can even buy a fairly used dv7000 pentium m 45k?

mtn f@stlink

its possible here in nigeria

D1KeleVra:
So true

very true

mehn mallam usman deserves that song

Xiana:
@mrteacher
your joke is just 2good
infact 2much
inshort 2 1daful
it is
extraordinary
creative
informative
enjoymetive
educative
lovely
funny
cunny
i'm short words
i bow
i remove my scarf
i praise u
inshort i love it
receive my hugs and kisses 4a job welldone
u 2much!
Mmmuah!

na wa oo!!! na love sms?

Studio CFR:
Call police na - bussy body

LOL

now someone is getting angry.
com'on bro its nothing personal.

Vic2k3:
@JEZZYBROWN i don't hve time 2 count sand wit u. Cos your bf cannot b handsome as i am. Moreover i certify u as blind(no offence)

W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R dude
but dude i am a guy.
'FREAK'

Studio CFR:
Stale gist

maybe but do you have to say anything?

address in decimal? wicked lol

TOO FREAKING LONG .(tym to crash)

Dat should be 'chin chong fu' LOL

Vic2k3:
@post 9ice joke. But sorry the word ugly is not in my dictionary

wonder what you look like!!

Yo mamma so fat her nick name is DAMN!!!!

Yo momma so dumb she failed her blood test

Yo momma so dumb she looked at a mirror and yelled 'STOP COPYING ME!!!'

yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents
yo mama so old, she farts dust.
Yo Mama's so dumb,she
bought a solar-powered flashlight.

thats the first joke i know that you've ever liked.