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400k boss

700k

1)Yo mama so fat, dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes 
2)Yo mama so ugly that one direction went the other direction 
3)Yo mama stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew
4)Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stair way to heaven
5)Yo mama so fat, half of her is in another universe 
6)Yo mama so short, she broke her legs getting off the toilet.
7)Yo mama so fat, when she climbed into a monster truck, it became a low rider. Damn!!
8 )Yo mama so ugly, "hello kitty" said goodbye.
9)Yo mama so old, she sad next to moses in 3rd grade.
10)Yo mama so fat she don't need Internet, she is already world wide.
11)Yo mama so fat, her handle crashed twitter.
12)Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I Quit".
14)Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw breads at her.
15)Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
16)Yo mama so poor, she hangs toilet papers out to dry.
17)Yo mama so short, when she smokes weed she can't even get high.
18)Yo mama so fat, she sat on an ipod and it became an ipad.
19)Yo mama so fat, when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
20)Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 mins before her.
21)Yo mama so short, she can do back flips under the bed. 
22)Yo mama so ugly, scorpion said "stay over there"
23)Yo mama so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.
24)Yo mama so stupid, she when to a dentist to get Bluetooth.
25)Yo mama so ugly, she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out.
 


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Yes sir.

pero45:
IMAGINE..Woman jailed for loud sex noises...IS THIS A CRIME?
Well It sound as though she really was enjoying her sex, so
much so that it has landed her in Jail for a couple of weeks
after a Judge, in Birmingham, said she was satisfied that
during the early hours of 29th, the time being at
around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and
shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused
nuisance or annoyance.
This is not the first time she has been in trouble with the
law, earlier she had been given an antisocial
behaviour order forbidding her from bothering her
neighbours after she had been in fights with her boyfriend.
She found herself landed in court through having very loud
sex on the 29th January, which violated the order.
IS THIS A CRIME?
www.shockingtimes.co.uk/woman-jailed-for-loud-sex-noises/#more-4359

PhoneGist:
Tecno Mobile are not just a Phone brand - they are a brand that cares for the well-being of Nigerians.

When have you ever heard other phone manufacturers care for the less privileged, all they know is to be giving money to CELEBRITIES that already have money - shame.



Last week, Tecno Gave out more than 500k in cash to pupils in primary schools, I got the images from their facebook page to show to everyone that Tecno Mobile is actually the best phone brand in Nigeria

tecno is not a charity organisation. you can call them the best mobile phone brand if their phones are the best not because they donate money to charity. BTW what is even 500k to a big company like tecno?

It's samson siasia's turn now. Then Drogba in 3 months time by the siasia would have been sacked

rip city
come back next season

AS FOR BATTERY LIFE,MY IPHONE IS IN CONSTANT CHARGING STATE SO IT HARDLY GOES OFF

andriod is the most power/ram consuming mobile os. The galaxy s with 512mb of ram still lags like hell when compared to the iPhone 4.

To me ios is by far the best why?
You don't need to be a techie to use ios and it's by far the smoothest mobile os I've seen. I've use ios for more than two yrs no issue of hanging or freezing like many andriod fones. The screen response is by far better than the rest and if you are a techie that what's to do all the tweaking, you have cydia etc




Ios 5 comes with adobe flash

^^^^^^ and you think that's funny?
s.m. h

Ileke-IdI:
LOL!!! More "Ouch"!

shut the fu*ck up
you started this shit.

is the first list not online yet?

EGWU JOHNBOSCO
BIOCHEMISTRY, COMPUTER SCIENCE,

chrismas is in the air. Merry chirsmas to everybody in advance and good luck

andriod rocks

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this thread is already dead
why resurrect it?

^^^ i am an igbo guy but i can speak HAUSA very well lol
GOD help us pls i am getting tired of waiting.[/color][color=#006600]

lol you try

letME HELP

@my BROS in da house tunex_naruto_demovices_kogistan_steveboy etc how yall holding up
best Of luck someone just comfirmed my name

Lol at
The coffe joke

Very dry gist
Na where d dude say him comot from self

tyt collection me loving the parrot joke.

^^^ feeling ya comment