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nice

Efemena_xy:
Damn!!

Another really good joke 

Top quality stuff President - I love it!! 

wow thats a first

stale jor

sting_224:
u must be a freak. This is jokes section

dude you really sting HABA?

this joke is great lol

bloody bloodsucker now i dont think dat nigga is gonna post any joke ever in his lyf again.

Dis joke is so 2002

Nice one dude. Dont mind those bloodsuckers

this is nonsense. (hiss)

Element G:
i dey surprised ooo, when did Nigerian prison begin to have internet facilities

lol

eew now thats just wicked

you try

wow nice job

okay now thats just weird nice joke

nonsense

Element G:
yo momma so black, when d police shot bullets at her, the bullets came back to ask for torch light

lol
yo momma so old that her breast milk has expired
yo momma so dumb , she got hit by a packed car

old stuff jor

An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "That's no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an 'A' for neatness!"

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother. When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid. When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins. He said, "The first one was a girl." The mother: "What did you name her?!?" Brother: "Denise!" The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?" Brother: "The second one was a boy." The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?" Brother: "Denephew."

read all the books 1-7 never really bothered to watch the movies after sorcerer's stone cos they only act like one-eight of the book and lots of cool stuffs are left out

Mobinga:
Dont Watch ANY nigerian movie. . . . . it retards your mental development

ooh yeah? but seriously why bother watching nigerian movies?

titanic really haven't watched it

Mobinga:
Avatar was a waste of

1 - My N1500
2 - Time
3 - My memory
4 - My resources

very stupi d movie

haba dude

and how much do we have to pay just post it here to save time

IykeD:
Are these guys for real? Gosh, even my Dog will not reply to this.

watever dude

marinjuana

some dayz wouldnt be special if it wasnt for rains, joy wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt for pain, death is gonna be easy cos lyf is hard , 50cent (many men)

the simpsons

deneut:
we belong to the same category.or y else would u know?

@op nothing

wow someone is angry @ op smokes too much igbo lol

womanizer

speaks wrongly about cool dudes

yes dats if ave gat no choice.

police (donut)